Wednesday, November 20, 2013
NOVEMBER 20TH 2013 A.D. STAY TUNED FOR THE RETURN OF THE JEDI'S
This site will return after the Exorcism of Plain and Simple........This will occur soon enough.......So stay tuned for the craziness that will be happening in the future..................
Thursday, September 26, 2013
September 26 2013 Year of Our Lord United States of America
Oh Where Oh Where Art Thou.....Citizens of the Ville........Perhaps those who have escaped the Plague from the Island trips, should just stop in and be counted in the current Census.......?????//////OKEY DOKEY
Saturday, August 10, 2013
Today is August 10 , 2013 I think
Wtf where is everybody ? I go away on Vacation and the place is a Ghost town.I went to the Islands for a few months and Poof, I hear echos.Any who I had a great time on Vacation , when I got there I heard about these nude beaches. And at my age any excitement is good.As a matter of fact it's great.!!!!
So off I go heading to these nude beaches thinking this is great I'll see all these Hott chicks with great bodies and beautiful tans.Holds out my hands andand thinks wtf..........I get there and theres these two Black woman about 5 foot 4 inches and they both were like 350 Lbs!!! Then all of a sudden this Bus load of Asians pull up and they all hop off the Bus and start taking pictures of these two beast. they thought they were beached Whales.
It was an honest Mistake I mean when I first saw them their totally nude sitting on the Beach both of them had tits hanging down to their Knees !......... I mean when I first looked I thought they had two dead Seals hanging from their chest......what a friggin site to behold.
Any who where the hell is McFinn And Sterbor, where is anyone? I', hearing echos in here. Shakes my head I go away and Simple fumbles the Ball. I'll get back to ya'll
So off I go heading to these nude beaches thinking this is great I'll see all these Hott chicks with great bodies and beautiful tans.Holds out my hands andand thinks wtf..........I get there and theres these two Black woman about 5 foot 4 inches and they both were like 350 Lbs!!! Then all of a sudden this Bus load of Asians pull up and they all hop off the Bus and start taking pictures of these two beast. they thought they were beached Whales.
It was an honest Mistake I mean when I first saw them their totally nude sitting on the Beach both of them had tits hanging down to their Knees !......... I mean when I first looked I thought they had two dead Seals hanging from their chest......what a friggin site to behold.
Any who where the hell is McFinn And Sterbor, where is anyone? I', hearing echos in here. Shakes my head I go away and Simple fumbles the Ball. I'll get back to ya'll
Thursday, January 3, 2013
Today is January 3rd in the year of Our Lord 2013, nods yep it is........
Well I just got back from Disney, Ive been gone since last Year. Where Simple got I was on a cruise from who knows.Holds out my hands the mans incurable, he can't hear, and he just answers whatever he guesses you said. All of them do,none of them can hear. last year we went to Cookies on the Marine Corps Birthday and there's 10 of us. We met at 11th and Oregon and we are walking up to Cookies and Monk says it's Windy ,Simple pipes in with it's not Wensday it's Thursday, brother Dave says I'm thirsty too lets get a beer........Shakes my head and walks away.
Friday, December 28, 2012
"TODAY IS THE 28TH DAY AND LAST VODKADAY OF DECEMBER IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Well my main man Plain will be off shortly, once again he is baling on me to go on one of those cruise ships to all ports south. I want to go on a cruise with the crew and take a ship going to AnnisBurg Island...I hear there a bunch of assholes that live there..I would like to see an Island that is inhabited by nothing but assholes...Believe me, I have seen towns, cities, communities and even countries whose population is 90% assholes...Now a trip to an Island whose population is 100% asshole...WOW!! My Drill Instructor always said that there is always that 10% and he was right..but it says on the brochure 100% asshole populated...gotta go...AND NO, EVERYBODY I WILL NOT FIT RIGHT IN..Got together last Friday at ECKS with the whole crew, and Brother Bill Keenan was coming down to see everybody after his brain surgery, so Simple decides to put Staples across my forehead so he wouldn't be the only one there with Staples in his head,,so I tape about fifty Staples across my head and everybody is hilarious and in walks Billy and Beth, and he looks at me and bends over laughin, straightens up and smacks the staples into my head...YO WHAT THE FUCK BILL, I DID THIS SO YOU WOULDN'T BE THE ONLY ONE HERE WITH STAPLES IN YOUR HEAD..He said the only one here with Staples in his head is YOU...I had mine taken out this morning!!!LO!!! Well me and Phil are starting to move everything to the new Bunker, yep, right up the dirt road from the old one..Just a lot bigger space for warehousing..He is yelling right now....SIMPLE, SIMPLE WHERE ARE YA??? Down here Phil...I KNEW YOU WERE DOWN THERE...How did you know that Phil??? BECAUSE YOUR NOT UP HERE!!!!PHEW!!!The shit I gotta put up with around here...When this move is finally over, I hope to get PLAIN AND SIMPLE back to the elite status we had established across the world..If anybody can do it Me and Plain can..Have a great VODKADAY..!!!!!
We're Off...Well my main man Plain will be off shortly, once again he is baling on me to go on one of those cruise ships to all ports south. I want to go on a cruise with the crew and take a ship going to AnnisBurg Island...I hear there a bunch of assholes that live there..I would like to see an Island that is inhabited by nothing but assholes...Believe me, I have seen towns, cities, communities and even countries whose population is 90% assholes...Now a trip to an Island whose population is 100% asshole...WOW!! My Drill Instructor always said that there is always that 10% and he was right..but it says on the brochure 100% asshole populated...gotta go...AND NO, EVERYBODY I WILL NOT FIT RIGHT IN..Got together last Friday at ECKS with the whole crew, and Brother Bill Keenan was coming down to see everybody after his brain surgery, so Simple decides to put Staples across my forehead so he wouldn't be the only one there with Staples in his head,,so I tape about fifty Staples across my head and everybody is hilarious and in walks Billy and Beth, and he looks at me and bends over laughin, straightens up and smacks the staples into my head...YO WHAT THE FUCK BILL, I DID THIS SO YOU WOULDN'T BE THE ONLY ONE HERE WITH STAPLES IN YOUR HEAD..He said the only one here with Staples in his head is YOU...I had mine taken out this morning!!!LO!!! Well me and Phil are starting to move everything to the new Bunker, yep, right up the dirt road from the old one..Just a lot bigger space for warehousing..He is yelling right now....SIMPLE, SIMPLE WHERE ARE YA??? Down here Phil...I KNEW YOU WERE DOWN THERE...How did you know that Phil??? BECAUSE YOUR NOT UP HERE!!!!PHEW!!!The shit I gotta put up with around here...When this move is finally over, I hope to get PLAIN AND SIMPLE back to the elite status we had established across the world..If anybody can do it Me and Plain can..Have a great VODKADAY..!!!!!
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
"TODAY IS THE 25TH DAY OF DECEMBER "CHRISTMAS DAY" IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2012..
It Is Now Post Time..
We're Off..Hate too usurp my fellow citizens, as I have been derelict in my duties...but I want to wish them all a Merry Christmas...I would also like to wish my wonderful friend JESUS, A HAPPY B'DAY.. This is a special day, and please try to enjoy it to the best of your abilities...and I will end this short post with a joke that I made up, yep an original Simple...First Sheep says BAHHH ....and the Second Sheep said HUMBUG!!!!! Look, Look, the little kids are laughing their asses off..and my daughter and son in law are saying,,,your really not putting that on the Blog.. No, of course not...MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY,, LOVE YA...
We're Off..Hate too usurp my fellow citizens, as I have been derelict in my duties...but I want to wish them all a Merry Christmas...I would also like to wish my wonderful friend JESUS, A HAPPY B'DAY.. This is a special day, and please try to enjoy it to the best of your abilities...and I will end this short post with a joke that I made up, yep an original Simple...First Sheep says BAHHH ....and the Second Sheep said HUMBUG!!!!! Look, Look, the little kids are laughing their asses off..and my daughter and son in law are saying,,,your really not putting that on the Blog.. No, of course not...MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY,, LOVE YA...
Monday, December 24, 2012
CHRISTMAS EVE.....YOU KNOW THE DATE.....2012
A little blast from the past Christmas Card.........Hope everyone in the Ville has a great Christmas and don't be afraid to RE-GIFT..........Enjoy all......... MERRY CHRISTMAS......
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