Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Todays the 31st of October in the Year Of Our Lord 2012

 Well here it is Halloween the last Day of October and Simple can't be found! shrugs......This is the one Holiday I hate, all these gouls and ghosts running around and it's raining it prolly will dampen there SPIRTS haaaaaaaaaaaaaa GAWD dampen their spirts a real Knee slapper.But really I hate halloween and all the monsters especially the Mummy why was every one so scared of Him ? Who the fuck could he catch ?That slow ass dragging his foot and people  run screaming and they get caught what Bullshit . I'll tell ya what I think about the Mummy .......it Sphinx lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll haaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa ohhhhhhhhhhhh chit I did it again call 911. I'm killing myself.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Today is the 30th of october in the Year Of Our Lord 2012 nods yep it is

 Hey McOpen, how Are Ya? And don't worry about Simple , looks around and smirks but he was the Boss I was talking about.Trust me James being Retired is like being parolled.
        Anywho this storm of the Centry, wasn't shit. Main Street didn't even get flooded and Upper Darby Creek didn't over flow. Hell with Hazel we had Boats  parked outside our House.I saw Wally Tab going down the street like he was in a Gondola.But seriously i hope everyone is safe. If anyone needs Batteries , gallons of water and duct tape let me know!I'm off to find Simple jumps up in the air and clicks my heels together.............................I'll be back

Monday, October 29, 2012

Today is Monday the 29th of october in the Year of Our Lord 2012

 Struts into the ville...........strut .......strut .........strut........welllllllllllll I'll tell ya Simple has been in. dereliction of his duties. Nods yep he has, so here I am again picking up for him and doing all his work! And Ive been working myself and haven't had time to get on here.Yep I came out of retirement and have been working for  some real asshole. Bosses are like diapers always on your ass and usually full of shit. But there was no work today Because of SANDY but they wont say Sandy who.There saying this Sandy is worse than Hazel. Holds out my hands Hazel WHO? Wtf  I need last names holds out my hands and shrugs.Any who it's been raining for two Days now and they say it going to rain til Wensday pftttttttt how can ya Golf in this shit ? pisses me off. We were all just down wildwood last week and all it did was rain and  the wind  was  blowing like hell.I went up to see the Ocean and all it did was wave, smirks .But it was windy as Hell out there and  the wind even told  this one Coconut tree hold on to your nuts this isn't going to be your regular Blow job...............does a guy chuckle and  walks  off...........................Im'a look for Simple................later

Thursday, October 18, 2012

"Today Is The 18th Day Of October In The Year Of Our Lord 2012"

It Was Post Time..
We were off...WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THIS!!!! HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!!!  Left the boys down North Wildwood fishing and biking..Returned home and worked balls to the wall all week, to go back down tonite until Saturday...SO WHAT MESSAGE DO I GET????  Hey Simple we are leaving....You are leaving??? Why??? Why the fuck are you leavin??? What has become of my troops..Have to leave for a couple of days and the vacation is off...Sure did enjoy that one...can't wait till next year...See ya in the Yunk!! PHEW THE SHIT I GOTTA PUT UP WITH AROUND HERE!!!

Monday, October 15, 2012

TODAY IS THE 15TH DAY OF OCTOBER 2012 A.D.

Well I found out where boys/men are for today and tomorrow......Yep  I figured this is where they would be for their annual trip...........



I'm sure they want a front row seat for this one.....They all have different opinions on Politics with Plain and Simple leading the way....


They should find their way to the Dorms for some libations with some of the students.....or to discuss the future of the Country..........

Keep an eye out for them on TV to be polite of ushered out of the Town Hall Meeting.............

Stay safe

Sunday, October 14, 2012

TODAY IS SUNDAY THE 14th DAY IN OCTOBER 2012 A.D.

I suppose the boys are ok....Nothing on Action News.........But Jail might be in the cards for the Merry Marauders....I hope not but with their history who knows.......If they do end up in the pokey here are some suggestions....

The Good Jail........

Uniform of the day for the boys..............Which County.............That is a judgement call.........Somewhere in the USA.......

TAPS   Stay Safe Citizens................

Saturday, October 13, 2012

TODAY IS THE 13TH DAY OF OCTOBER 2012 A.D.

Today is the 13th and departure day for the Merry Marauders.......Off they go....the question is did they tell Simple the truth about their destination..........A little but of Simples day>>>>>>>>

First the Subway ride he was told to take and directions.......
Next the train he was to catch for their/his trip

Now a nice shot form the Engine, as Simple left the Dining Car and was schmoozing with the Engineer....Go figure.........
Finally Simple arriving at his destination...............ALONE AGAIN...NATURALLY.........
Lets hope he has his cell on so he can meet up with someone....Maybe the Marauders before Friday is here.

Any Hoo.......The Ville is OK and we are all hoping a good time is had by all......I 'm sure they will...........Later