Mornin... Well, better off than anybody that got a vistit from the Reaper last night. I think they say about 10,000 a nite cash in the chips. You know, really cash them in. Don't know what happened with the Phightins. It was 4-zip Arizona and Lee had struck out 11 in like seven innings, kind of a contradiction in terms, but I made it that far, that is a fact. The ville is sparkling today, took me hours to clean up all those flowers.. WAKE UP PLAIN!! or are you already awake and whackin!! Hey Plain, if your gettin up at four AM to play with your balls, you can go ahead and Post all you want, feel free there, you old one legged Charleston, Rose in Mouth hoofer you..The Question Of The Day?? Drum Roll eze...........................Did The Queen Take A Shit?? NOOOOOOOO!! Damn going on a decade..Wonder that bitch don't explode. Hope she ain't savin it to fuck up Katies wedding day.. I hear she is a real bitch when it comes to someone else getting all the attention..On to bigger and better, I did watch the Syrian Army firing on unarmed protestors. Did Hillary do anything about that yet?? Haven't had time too check.. I'm sure she will take care of it..Did you ever hear people say, " I had a long day." I thought they were all 24 hours. This language is fucked up.. OK lets get rollin. Take a card any card. No wait a minute that ain't it.. Take a word any word, that is spelled different, means something different, yet is pronounced the same... This should show you how fucked up this language really is..You know like KNOW you are sure of something, or NO You cannot do that.. A few more then I gotta get to work...
Bare- naked, no clothes on.
Bear- Sometimes you bite him or sometimes he bites you. When is the last time you bit a Bear..
Hair-Some kind of natural head cover that guys usually lose as they get older. hmmmm..
Hare-That would be a bunny
There are a lot of these type word and I know there is a word too define them, can't think of it right now.. I am sure someone will tell me. Get some time have some fun. Hey any of our visitors, leave us a word or two, we would be glad too HEAR from you..
HEAR-Something I can't do...
Here-That's where I am..
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Simple I did one yesterday Flour and Flower I do belive they are called Homophones
1 too to two
2 bred bread
3 bite byte bight
4 breaks brakes
5 right wright rite wright
6 rays raise raze
7 teas tees
8 sees seas
9 use ewes yous
10 pour pore poor
There is also Homonyms spelled the same and different meanings nods yep there is!!!!!
1 stalk as in a flower stalk
stalk as in to harass
2 Bark as in dog
Bark as in tree
3 Skate as in ice skate
Skate as in a fish
Bows and walks out waves to the crowd points at Simple and winks
Good Morning.......
Horse-----Bombay Duck
Hoarse----What ou will be until
after the Royal's
thingy.
Course----Where plain is whacking
his balls.
Coarse----The grass where
Plains balls land.
Able------Ready, willing and
Abel------Cains Bro
The Bard--English poet
Barred----Simple from England
Road------Road Kill
Rode------Rode The Subway
Rowed-----Michael and his boat
Hale
Threw one into the wheelhouse today, baby.. Barred-What Simple is from England. Homophones!! really T, is that what they are called. That don't sound right, you got me laughin already.. Hey Plain, what ya doing tomorrow?? I might just give myself a personnal Holiday for the old B'Day.
Left-Opposite of Write
Left-Going to England
Balls-Golf
Balls-Goof
Balls-Coffee Catchers
Balls-Base, Foot, Basket, Pool, Gum, Bowling. Man, we coulda done one on balls by themselves..
Bye-See ya I Left for England
Buy-To purchase some kinda Balls.
By, By Miss American Pie..
Pie-A bakery product made with fruit and Flower (Ha) this could be fun.
Pi- The infinite equation.. Oh man, Hoppin today.. Somebody else can do Hop..
Bows (as Plain often does)
Boughs (tree parts)
and, drum roll please drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrplain
plane
no explanation needed.
lays
leis (those Hawiian flower necklaces pronounced lays)
Leaving soon for root/route canal. Maybe I'll be back later!
Carry/Carrie on!
Thought of a few more before I leave for my root/route canal.
days/daze
flea/flee
stare/stair
fair/fare
cent/scent
gate/gait
be/bee
done/dun
heart/hart
and,
hood (car part)
hood (criminal)
hood (area where you live)
leaves (on a tree or plant)
leaves (goes)
mouse (critter)
mouse ('puter part)
Rolling today..
"Aye Aye Sir" Soundin off to a command.
"Eye" part of the anatomy you see, sea or c out of..or, where you thread a needle..
Strebor will be back..
Back
Back-like your backside.. you know the thing the queen hasn't seen in about a decade.. I ain't usin capitals or capitols for queen ever again!!
Yo, here we go, that wedding, you know which one I am referring too, starts at 4AM on Friday. I guantee you there are sheople, here and in england, that are planning parties at that hour..Right Jim??
Something I think all old St. John's students would appreciate... this is "almost" better than being there (no crowds either)as you don't have to strain your neck looking up or try to lay on your back to get photos.
Copy and paste this link into your browser:
http://www.vatican.va/various/cappelle/sistina_vr/index.html
Hold down the left button on your mouse to rotate the picture... move in and out up and down by manipuylating right button. Enjoy the sheer beauty of Michaelangelo's work.
Space limitations on blog for line length cut off final sequence of link... you'll have to add.
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vr/index.html
I know that guy:
Mike (Alangelo) name of a painter.
Mich Amplifier for your voice..
Night-Opposite of Day
Knight-One of the guys sleeping at king arthur's table..
Knight-Chess Piece. Very dangerous one, may I add.
Ahhhh Simple your Knights thing reminds me of a story way back in one of my Past lives. I had this friend William Wallace, a Brave Heart the man was. He wanted my help in how to Sack York I Hated those Limy Bastards anyway. We meet up just outside of York and I'm telling him what to do and it was the worst Nite every the wind was howling and snowing the snow had to be 5 foot and it was coming down none stop and this Knight comes walking in all weather torn he was traveling for days he told us he had a very important message for the king right then I figured this isn't a Good Knight, but we should be saying good nite to this sucker!He wanted to borrow a Horse so we said we have none to spare, he looks around and sees Wallaces dog a huge Great Dane and he says maybe i could use the dog he is so big i'll bet I could ride him.Wallace looks at me and I whispered into his ear and Wallace smirks and tells him "I wouldn't let a Knight out on a Dog like this" haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa old wallace always did have a great sense of humor.
sence
cents
Simple on you 65th Birthday April 27th,In The Year Of Our Lord 2011 I will be Golfing with the Toads then rushing to a game at Bonner High School, why dont ya take off Friday? We could go to Sugar house, and it is Homophones do you think I make any of this up? Surley you jest!
I am renting a Hall and selling all the Royal condiments I can get. Doors open at 3:00am., in time to get into costume. I am going to need a Bard....Plain.and a Jester..Simple....Tea and Krimpets alongwith Strawberrys and Cream. It should go on til around Noon. Oh,,,,,,,,,,It is Vodka day. I will have a Fountain flowing with Diva Premium, because I am being funded by the Queen. She will be raising taxes for this, but not to worry it is for the Royal Couple. And yes Kate is kinda Hot for a working class chick. Love her neighborhood, reminds me of the Manor Lane Area.
So I will finalize th hall and guest list by Thursday. You will be E-Mailed or carrier pigeon, and don't shoot it Pat. Cheerio
Hey Plain, ain't nothin sayin I can't take Thursday and Friday.. I'm about due for a two dayer..I am sure by Friday I will be in good shape for you to take care of. I know one thing I got a couple more Jackpots in me..
Hey McCool, keep bustin about this fuckin wedding.., I know your breakin my balls.
Tea-What Jim is having at his party
Tee-What Plain whacks his balls off of..
Wow, we are really on a wedding roll/role. Back from the root/route canal. Amazing, didn't feel a thing. Of course/coarse I don't know/no how I'll feel when the novacaine wears off.
Hear/here are some more homophones or homonyms or whatever P & S choose to call them.
bar (CJ & Eck's) saw Floyd on my way to the dentist
bar (what the shyster's have to pass before they can become shysters)
hops (what a bunny does)
hops (used to brew beer)
blue/blew
red/read
air/heir
all/awl
carry-on (like luggage or
misbehaving like Simple will be doing for the next 2/3 days)
carrion (what vultures feast on)
arm-part of the body
arm-to supply with WMD's, etc.
Amazes myself coming up with this stuff after root/route canal!
Little known fact, but true.. This Simpleton actually fell asleep during root canal.. I woke up and the whole dental staff was staring at me, said they never saw anything like that in twenty years of dentistry.. I screamed "THAT'S WHY I AM SIMPLE, LORD OF THE SIMPLETONS"
Drill-Type of monkey that drill each other all day long. Close relative of the Bonobo's
Drill-What they just did too Strebors tooth.
"Shylock" Jewish money lender in The Merchant of Venice..
"Shylcock" What they call money lenders on the streets..
One more than I am outta here..
"GOODE" The mad bomber of Powelton village..
"Good" Opposite of evil, you know like Simple..!!
No way I can make this up, my word is cusswayla
Cousin of Cunswaylo
Let me define that once again please.
Cunswaylo is a short legged Spanish Chick.. Uh-Oh..
We got you the first time/thyme Simple!
Are you feeling well while you are drawing water from that well?
Kids like to swing on their swing-sets while Simple just likes to swing like a 25 yr. old.
He runs in his sharp-looking running shoes while his nose runs.
sink in the kitchen
sink in the water
sink your teeth into it
read a book or let a cop book someone
wear an a-line skirt or align your ducks all in a row or row, row, row your boat but don't sink it.
wears your a-line well while selling your wares.
OMG I'm embarrassing myself.
I just got back and don't know-no, what -watts going on but I hear here ya I think that was very good goode Strebor.
Simple I wanna be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday and manny manny more love ya Dude let me know if your coming up thursday we will go to Sugar House
Plain, it was good/goode to hear/here from you. Where is everybody?
Okay here/hear is my last offering for/four the day.
band (a rubber one)
band (musical group)
rock - a big stone
rock - & roll
box - fight
box - cardboard container
present - here
present - a gift
shoes
shoos (chases away)
pitcher - holds liquid
pitcher - plays baseball
Well, I would like to PLAY some more but I'm off to see a PLAY at the local theatre.
So, I WAVES good-bye as I'm off to ride the WAVES at the Joisey Shore.
WOW 65, you're catching up! Happy Birthday little bro - wish you the best for many moons to come. Hope to catch you sometime over the next few days as I know it's going to be a long celebration. If you and Plain head out to Sugar House I wish you a continuing streak of good luck!
Goodnight to the Ville.
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