Todays the 31st of October in the Year Of Our Lord 2012

 Well here it is Halloween the last Day of October and Simple can't be found! shrugs......This is the one Holiday I hate, all these gouls and ghosts running around and it's raining it prolly will dampen there SPIRTS haaaaaaaaaaaaaa GAWD dampen their spirts a real Knee slapper.But really I hate halloween and all the monsters especially the Mummy why was every one so scared of Him ? Who the fuck could he catch ?That slow ass dragging his foot and people  run screaming and they get caught what Bullshit . I'll tell ya what I think about the Mummy .......it Sphinx lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll haaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa ohhhhhhhhhhhh chit I did it again call 911. I'm killing myself.

Today is the 30th of october in the Year Of Our Lord 2012 nods yep it is

 Hey McOpen, how Are Ya? And don't worry about Simple , looks around and smirks but he was the Boss I was talking about.Trust me James being Retired is like being parolled.
        Anywho this storm of the Centry, wasn't shit. Main Street didn't even get flooded and Upper Darby Creek didn't over flow. Hell with Hazel we had Boats  parked outside our House.I saw Wally Tab going down the street like he was in a Gondola.But seriously i hope everyone is safe. If anyone needs Batteries , gallons of water and duct tape let me know!I'm off to find Simple jumps up in the air and clicks my heels together.............................I'll be back

Today is Monday the 29th of october in the Year of Our Lord 2012

 Struts into the ville...........strut .......strut .........strut........welllllllllllll I'll tell ya Simple has been in. dereliction of his duties. Nods yep he has, so here I am again picking up for him and doing all his work! And Ive been working myself and haven't had time to get on here.Yep I came out of retirement and have been working for  some real asshole. Bosses are like diapers always on your ass and usually full of shit. But there was no work today Because of SANDY but they wont say Sandy who.There saying this Sandy is worse than Hazel. Holds out my hands Hazel WHO? Wtf  I need last names holds out my hands and shrugs.Any who it's been raining for two Days now and they say it going to rain til Wensday pftttttttt how can ya Golf in this shit ? pisses me off. We were all just down wildwood last week and all it did was rain and  the wind  was  blowing like hell.I went up to see the Ocean and all it did was wave, smirks .But it was windy as Hell out there and  the wind even told  this one Coconut tree hold on to your nuts this isn't going to be your regular Blow job...............does a guy chuckle and  walks  off...........................Im'a look for Simple................later

"Today Is The 18th Day Of October In The Year Of Our Lord 2012"

It Was Post Time..
We were off...WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THIS!!!! HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!!!  Left the boys down North Wildwood fishing and biking..Returned home and worked balls to the wall all week, to go back down tonite until Saturday...SO WHAT MESSAGE DO I GET????  Hey Simple we are leaving....You are leaving??? Why??? Why the fuck are you leavin??? What has become of my troops..Have to leave for a couple of days and the vacation is off...Sure did enjoy that one...can't wait till next year...See ya in the Yunk!! PHEW THE SHIT I GOTTA PUT UP WITH AROUND HERE!!!

TODAY IS THE 15TH DAY OF OCTOBER 2012 A.D.

Well I found out where boys/men are for today and tomorrow......Yep  I figured this is where they would be for their annual trip...........

I'm sure they want a front row seat for this one.....They all have different opinions on Politics with Plain and Simple leading the way....

They should find their way to the Dorms for some libations with some of the students.....or to discuss the future of the Country..........

Keep an eye out for them on TV to be polite of ushered out of the Town Hall Meeting.............

Stay safe

TODAY IS SUNDAY THE 14th DAY IN OCTOBER 2012 A.D.

I suppose the boys are ok....Nothing on Action News.........But Jail might be in the cards for the Merry Marauders....I hope not but with their history who knows.......If they do end up in the pokey here are some suggestions....

The Good Jail........

Uniform of the day for the boys..............Which County.............That is a judgement call.........Somewhere in the USA.......

TAPS   Stay Safe Citizens................

TODAY IS THE 13TH DAY OF OCTOBER 2012 A.D.

Today is the 13th and departure day for the Merry Marauders.......Off they go....the question is did they tell Simple the truth about their destination..........A little but of Simples day>>>>>>>>

First the Subway ride he was told to take and directions.......

Next the train he was to catch for their/his trip

Now a nice shot form the Engine, as Simple left the Dining Car and was schmoozing with the Engineer....Go figure.........

Finally Simple arriving at his destination...............ALONE AGAIN...NATURALLY.........

Lets hope he has his cell on so he can meet up with someone....Maybe the Marauders before Friday is here.

Any Hoo.......The Ville is OK and we are all hoping a good time is had by all......I 'm sure they will...........Later

"Today Is The 12th Day Of October In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."

It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Is it Vodkaday, if there is no vodka?? I can't answer that rather difficult philosophical question.  I do know there is a postponement, until tomorrow, but then I just found out we won't get there till Wednesday.... North Dakota!!! Yep, Babe confirmed it last night...Our annual Florida trip is heading North..I can't wait..I was never in North Dakota, as a matter of fact, I was never in South, West or even East Dakota..Babe told me it is nice in the Black Hills this time of year, maybe a little more chilly than Florida, but he says I dress for North Dakota when we go to Florida..So tonite sometime I will get a train out of 30th street station and head West young man..I will get there Wednesday, and leave Thursday, so I can get back to work..That is about it, hope we here from Plain, but I know he is packing..Man over packs everywhere we go...Pack on or Whack on whatever it is you are doing today my crazy brother..Everybody else have a great Friday...I hear the train a comin!!

"Today Is The 11th Day Of October In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."

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We're Off....ARK!!! LOOK AT THAT SIMPLE FUCK TRYING TO DO A POST REAL FAST!! LOOK AT THAT SIMPLE FUCK TRYING TO DO A POST REAL FAST!!!!!! Hey Greeney ever hear the song shotgun..well here it comes fucker...SWOOP!!!!!! Man I wish I could fly..What man could fly ?without the use of a machine...non other than: LOOK UP IN THE SKY!!!!! IT'S A PARROT IT'S A PLAIN NO IT'S SUPERMAN.....SUPERMAN FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET ,,,MORE POWERFUL THAN A LOCOMOTIVE, ABLE TO LEAP TALL BUILDINGS IN A SINGLE BOUND!!! YES IT'S SUPERMAN...Little known fact, you don't see much of Superman anymore, you know why?? He got caught masturbating in a phone booth, yep, he took of his Clark Kent suit  (shh, that is his secret identity and, nobody knows it but me, I promised him I wouldn't tell anybody)   , and as he was getting into his SuperMan suit, Lois Lane walked by and said....WOW!! WHAT A SUPER PACKAGE,  Well as you can imagine, the man of steel, became the real man of steel, and couldn't help himself as he grabbed hold of his pole and when he goes off it is Super, and yep,  Lois reported the super pervert, too the Daily Planet and Perry White sent the cops  in with Kryptonite grenades and they threw them in the phone booth, the last I heard he was going in jail with Scumdusky and he was super horny,,have a good time KA-EL from Krypton and you too Jer, you fucking pervert.  I cannot believe they gave this guy 30 years.. I wonder when he is eligible for parole..he should have gotten the noose..Well, I guess we will .leave his final fate to Superman, or LeRoy Brown, or anybody else that can fuck him up...See ya Scumdusky, take up your appeal when you meet Mr. J.C. from all accounts he really loved little children..and when I drive that bus too hell I hope you are on it..NO APPEAL!! NO TV!! NO MATTRESS!! JUST YOU AND SUPERPACKAGE OR LEROY...Hey if you guys like super heroes, or have a favorite one tell us about him...if not don't.....Thank Phil., for that last statement...

I got one:  What is with that Green Lantern guy, can he fly or anything of that nature. I don't get what is so great about him, and this may piss some people off, but what is with BatMan, he don't have any powers. He is a joke...or joker...UHMM...also you know BatMan and Robin are big fans of jeopardy..They play it backwards.., like ask a question give the answer...
ROBIN QUESTION??? "WHAT'S THAT YOUR STICKING IN MY MOUTH BATMAN....
BATMAN ANSWER::::  A COCK ROBIN!!!! hahahhaahh chit 911 oh oh ahhhahah...A COCK ROBIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

"Today Is The 10th Day Of October In The Year Of Our Lord 2012"

It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Tried to get a post done yesterday, and was sabotaged by work..(sucks)..Anyway all that shit I took about Columbus Day. I have a phrase for him.. FUCK YOU!!! How the fuck do you discover somewhere, where 20 million people are living...European explorers, my ass, the true explorers are at LaSalle..hahahhha...Really think about it, what did the Europeans really ever discover..South America, I don't think so, there were all kinds of indgenious people living there..some of them don't look like people but they are..North America, don't even go there..China, sure Marco..The Pacific Ocean, yeah right Balboa..you discovered nothing.. The Bora Borans and them Tahitians were sailing the Pacific Ocean when Balboa was just Bal...The history we were taught is false, the religion, that is up to you..Science, hey test until proven right, then test again, a lot of the theories we were taught have been proven wrong..Dinasaurs are related to birds, and not reptiles..WOW!!! and how about ARITHMATIC....Handed down from the Greek Philosopher, Arithmaticus, now there is a genius....We all know figures don't lie.. As for European Explorers they all lied.....later...














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"Today Is The 8th Day Of October In The Year Of Our Lord 2012"

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We're Off...Heading for the Ville this morning, first time since Wednesday.  Can't wait too see what condition my condition is in.. Had a really good weekend..(I Think) if anyone watched the video of Ernst and Villhelm, they would know that those two guys are really into their German heritage...they are not very discreet..Kudos to the photographer one Floyd  Von Flahjershmidt..and a cheering section of one Mate LavenDorfer and Thomas Johan  Johnsonfugell...Thanks to everyone involved, and today I would like to do all things Germanic..You know such as Ireland, England, France, Belgium, Holland, just about half of Europe and also much of America. The German people don't get the courtesies they deserve. Why?? Why?? you ask...I really can't answer that in one word..,but it may have something to do with basically starting two World Wars and in the process, destroying all of Europe..well that is a start...Heading for the Ville. With Phil The Thrill....

"Today Is The 7th Day Of October In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."

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We're Off. Two of my favorite Aliens, I mean Aryans..
OTTO VON KEUBLER AND VILHELM KEENANSHNITZEL...!!
Celebrating October Fest...
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Happy Octoberfest!

Today is October 5th In the Year Of Our LOrd 2012

Well here it is the 5th and still no Simple. But I do hear that there were sightings of him at the Nights Of Columbus,CJ& Ecks and Hadel Taylors.But back to the 5th, on this Day you wont belive what Happened the Pope and Obuma were Together And the Pope Pointed out to the crowd and said to Obuma I can just swing my arm and make this crowd happy as anything just one wave of my hand! And Obuma goes I dont think so, let me see you do it.So the Pope swings and suckers punches Obuma and drops him . The crowd went wild and clapped for 20 minutes, they laughed for half and Hour. ................and any Taxpayer that Votes for Obuma is like a chicken voting for Col. Sanders are you fucking crazy ?

Today is the 4th day of October, 2012...A.D...

Plain.....McFinn.....Plain.....McFinn.....Plain.....McFinn ...

His Missingness is at it again Plain......Maybe he is whacking his balls......In a Semi........With Phil.......Driving around YORK.....Looking for directions.......or Direction........

Phil and Simple having a Mc Moment in York,,,,,,,

Maybe they went to the track.......This could be their Trifecta ,,,,,,,A bevy of beautifies,,,

Simples rquest for peace and quiet........The arachnids will prevail.......

Some back Simple.........Mitt and Obama need your help........They are both stuck in a rut.......

"Today Is The 3rd Day Of October In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."

It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...If I was at the Ville, I would probably be cleaning out cobwebs and spiders, but still remote since Sunday.  Today I had the pleasure of spending roughly six hours in a truck with Phil The Thrill, who today has made his official entry into the menagerie. If this fucker ain't a critter, the critters ain;t critters..I know where I am going, as I stop to get a coffee on the Turnpike, really want to get to PipersVille before 11..So I grab a coffee and an oatmeal, slurp down the meal..go take a leak and ready to move...Where is he, Yo Ern, look at this map, this is where we were yesterday...Yeah so what?? How about that being on a map??  Phil most places in the world are on a map...YEAH, BUT WE WEREN'T THERE YESTERDAY...Weren't where??  MOST OF THE PLACES IN THE WORLD..Dude can we go??  NO,. CHECK IT OUT WE WERE RIGHT HERE..VROOMMMMMMMM!! I look in the rear view mirror and see him run out..lookin all around, back up to get him..HE SAYS. WAIT I WANT TOO SEE IF WHERE WE ARE GOING TODAY IS ON THAT MAP....YEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Today is the 3rd Of October In The Year OF OUr Lord 2012

Looks around and dont see any Simpleton shrugs,wellllllllllll since it's the 3rd we will go with  that. Yep anything to do with the number 3.Thinks, lets see here. Okay got it'
3 strikes your out
3rd times a charm
the 3rd wheel
3rd rock from the sun
Three's a crowd
3 lil bears
 3 lil pigs
3 blind mice
3 musketeers
3 stooges
3 wishes
3 wise Men
So lets hear em , any 3 will do for me...............I'm outta here, time to wack my Balls...................... where the Hell is Simple?

Well Today is October 2nd in the Year Of Our Lord 2012

 Well there's no Simple so I am Back to work on this Blog. Hmmmm what can I tell you about October 2nd ? Lets see, back in 1962 The Johnny Carson Show started on Oct. 2nd. And Rock Hudson died in his sleep on the 2nd back in 1985, yep he did.And Rock beat out Yogi Berra for taking more balls off his chin than anyone else.And the comic strip Peanuts started on Oct 2nd back in 1950, and Graucho Marx was Born way back in 1890.Why lots of things Happened on the 2nd. Our State was the 2nd to Join the union, they must of been in a hurry and  had  some sexest name all the towns around the State, he had to be a sick fucker. I'll name some for ya,You can also slide some on in here if ya want.
1 Bath
2 Balltown
3 Bath Addition
4 Beaver
5 Big Beaver
6 Bird in Hand
7 Blue Ball..if ya had Bird in Hand a long time of course ya had Blue Ball
8 Climax
9 Desire
10 Intercourse
11 Paradise
12 Slate Lick
13 Virginville....... I MEAN COME ON MAN YA CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP....and ya heard it all here on Plain and Simple...........who Reads this Shit ?

Well mmmmmmm today is October 1st, In the Year Of Our Lord 2012

Yup thats what it is Oct.1st September is gone and  done, it's History.Lets see there's Two Holidays in October. The 8th is Columbas Day, he's the Guy that discovered some West Indians. He got lost coming to America. I think he finally made his way to Nith Street in South Philly, shrugs
         Then there's halloween that falls on the 31st. I used to love Halloween I must be too old for it now. Things just aren't the same ! How do you know when you get too old for Halloween ? I'll give ya a few hints. When people open the door and you yell Trick or  ahhhhhh nshit because you forgot the rest. Or you need someone to chew your candy for you. Then there's when someone drops a candy bar in your bag and you lose your Balance. orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr when your the only Power Ranger on the block with a Walker give it the fuck up.................................smirks and  walks off whistling sweet georgia Brown.