It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off....ARK!!! LOOK AT THAT SIMPLE FUCK TRYING TO DO A POST REAL FAST!! LOOK AT THAT SIMPLE FUCK TRYING TO DO A POST REAL FAST!!!!!! Hey Greeney ever hear the song shotgun..well here it comes fucker...SWOOP!!!!!! Man I wish I could fly..What man could fly ?without the use of a machine...non other than: LOOK UP IN THE SKY!!!!! IT'S A PARROT IT'S A PLAIN NO IT'S SUPERMAN.....SUPERMAN FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET ,,,MORE POWERFUL THAN A LOCOMOTIVE, ABLE TO LEAP TALL BUILDINGS IN A SINGLE BOUND!!! YES IT'S SUPERMAN...Little known fact, you don't see much of Superman anymore, you know why?? He got caught masturbating in a phone booth, yep, he took of his Clark Kent suit (shh, that is his secret identity and, nobody knows it but me, I promised him I wouldn't tell anybody) , and as he was getting into his SuperMan suit, Lois Lane walked by and said....WOW!! WHAT A SUPER PACKAGE, Well as you can imagine, the man of steel, became the real man of steel, and couldn't help himself as he grabbed hold of his pole and when he goes off it is Super, and yep, Lois reported the super pervert, too the Daily Planet and Perry White sent the cops in with Kryptonite grenades and they threw them in the phone booth, the last I heard he was going in jail with Scumdusky and he was super horny,,have a good time KA-EL from Krypton and you too Jer, you fucking pervert. I cannot believe they gave this guy 30 years.. I wonder when he is eligible for parole..he should have gotten the noose..Well, I guess we will .leave his final fate to Superman, or LeRoy Brown, or anybody else that can fuck him up...See ya Scumdusky, take up your appeal when you meet Mr. J.C. from all accounts he really loved little children..and when I drive that bus too hell I hope you are on it..NO APPEAL!! NO TV!! NO MATTRESS!! JUST YOU AND SUPERPACKAGE OR LEROY...Hey if you guys like super heroes, or have a favorite one tell us about him...if not don't.....Thank Phil., for that last statement...
I got one: What is with that Green Lantern guy, can he fly or anything of that nature. I don't get what is so great about him, and this may piss some people off, but what is with BatMan, he don't have any powers. He is a joke...or joker...UHMM...also you know BatMan and Robin are big fans of jeopardy..They play it backwards.., like ask a question give the answer...
ROBIN QUESTION??? "WHAT'S THAT YOUR STICKING IN MY MOUTH BATMAN....
BATMAN ANSWER:::: A COCK ROBIN!!!! hahahhaahh chit 911 oh oh ahhhahah...A COCK ROBIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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,Holy knockarouses and Gadzooks Simple You have lowered yourself to Batman Jokes. Shakes my head, and I also knew that Clark Kent was superman, nods yep I did , I saw him clean his glasses off once when he came out of a Phone booth. I reconized him right away. What gets me is he dont wear his underware over his real cloths like he does when he's Superman. I guess it's because he gets dressed so fast.
And I too have a story about Batman and Robin . they went camping after a hard day of Crime Fighting and they set their Tent and turned in right away they were so tired from their days work. The next morning when Batman awoke he said to Robin are you awake Robin ? And Robin said Holy Cow batman what beautiful stars Ive been starring at them. And Batman said what does it makes you think my crime fighter Partner? Robin said well what beauty look at the Milky Way and those thousands of stars. I'll bet there's other life form out there Batman. And what does it makes you think Looking at that sky ? And Batman replied well Robin the first thing that came to my Mind was that someone stole are tent you fucking Moron..........,shrugs and walks away.
Superheroes, did you say superheroes? Bah humbug to superheroes - my superheroes are our military, past, present and future. Thank you to the Military of the USA!
Sure Strebor we know the MILITARY are the true heroes, but growin up and watchin Superman fly or waiting for the next BatMan comic was fun, and the super hero genre is huge at the box office. Just ask Spidey..Couple more days and there will be a bunch of Super Heroes descending on North Dakota, or North Carolina, I know it is North something or other..I think Babe said North....?????
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