Marnin to to ye Lads and Lasses whew rough nite and day for that matter yesterday, God bless the Mothers of the world I was Babysitting for 8 hours yesterday and was going crazy and you Moms do it everyday 24/7 Gawd between the spilling things and knocking things over then trying to clean up and trying to be watching them as you clean I finally had enough and Yelled Sit the frigggg down will ya Simple!!!!!! The mans Incorigable I tell ya. We had a fine Day with the North West vets yesterday a Great orginazition that helps many and they always do a fantiztic Job not only helping the Vets but everyone in the Area I would like to say Thankyou to them for there great work.
Okay last I saw Simple he was talking about going to Sugar House and right now I have no Idea where he is . For that matter He prolly don't know either! But he was in good hands when I left what worries me is there was no 4 A.M. phone call.We had fun betting the ponies thou with me it was like kissing your sister I broke about even for the day which is like a win. So this gives me the idea lets name the greatest Race horse names you can think of, it dosen't have to be the greatest horse, cause Secretariat was the bestest of the best.
1 I Caress
2 Citation
3 War Admiral
4 Wouldashouldacoulda
5 Omaha
6 Whrillaway
19 comments:
Jimmy Mc nice sign off last Night I couldn't of done better myself haha wait who am I kidding of course I could have!
1 Sir Barton
2 Sea Biscuit
3 Man oWar
4 Ruffian
5 Silver Charm
Good Palm Sunday Morning! Plain, put your mind at ease as you did a great job yesterday babysitting the Simple one. No worry, he is asleep on my sofa and has been since last night around 12:30 or so. He and rwit did go to SugarHouse. I'll let him fill you in on that. Your took all the good horses, I could only come up the following two -
1. Spectacular Bid
2. Affirmed
The NW Vets had a good time yesterday even tho the weather was downright miserable. But the sun is shining today, so enjoy!
Nice taps last night J. McC, thanks!
Thanks Plain, Strebor, and The NorthWest Vets. Had a great day. Here we go Plain, if you remember me saying I had another Jackpot in me..Me and Butchie Owachiski one of our Polish Brothers hit it up for 7 DIMES last nite. Dancin in the Streets. Me and Butchie were hootin and hollerin. When I came bustin into Strebor's at 1 AM. I told her about our hit. She charged me 200.00 for a nite on a couch. Well she is makin some kind of egg concoction.. Talk to everybody when I get back to the Pines..I don't like Sugarhouse, but it likes me..
Citation
Man Of War
Sea Bisquit
Northern Dancer
Native Dancer and the ever popular
Row Boat..
Simple Simple Simple I used Manowar,SeaBiscuit,Citation, PAY ATTENTION !!!!!!
1 Azeri
2 Forego
3 Lost In The Fog
4 Point Given
You know Plain, great minds think alike..
Lady Norma of Tara
War Admiral
Dancers Image
Gallant Fox
Affirmed
Alydar
Ancient Image
Seattle Slew
Slew of Gold
Afleet Alex
Zenyatta
See I can think Plain. It just is hard after two bottles of VODKA!! and quit comPLAINing, you know I love ya..Got getta outta this place, if its the last thing I ever do....Talk to you soon..
I don't know about that Great minds Comment Simple that could be a cut!
1Ghost Zapper
2Holly Bull (omg I got Holly Bull) starts Dancin
3Xtra Heat
4 Bombay Duck( omgggggggggg yesss I got Bombay Duck Irish gigs across the floor and does a cart Wheel
Yo!! No comment on the 7 Dimes!!! Quit fuckin jiggin you are going to hurt yourself..
7 Dimesssssss oh shit I thought you said seven Times ! Whats my cut ? Thats all
He's on his way back to the Ville!........and Sammy, Greenie, etc.
Grey Poupon....Monmouth.....9th race, losing a bundle, many many beers, only Grey horse in the field, 49 to 1 odds. Bet what I had left.... and then some... across the board and the Grey Poopy won. Made our whole day, recouped everything then went out and partied. Loved Jersey because you could go into a liquor store and by what ever you wanted..ice.cups etc. Great day that was.
HI!! I"mmmmm Backkkkkkk"!!!! A little richer, a lot hung over, but I'm back. I love that remark Plain, where's your cut. After, Floyd, Dave, Babe. I didn't know I had all these partners. I wasn't out of The Yunk, when I get a call from Floyd, YO!! Partner remember that hundred I gave you on the way out the bar!!! No, Not Fuckin Really," Oh yeah, yeah, OK Floyd see you next week. HA!! Anyway the Pine Barrens don't have as many people as Plain and Simpleville. We have some lovely ladies from the bar that come on in and look around.. Hi Danielle, Hi Gina, and the rest of your crew.. Hope you guys have a good time. I told you Plain was good lookin, now you know what I meant. HE WAS GOOD LOOKIN!!!
Point Given
Barbaro
Racheal Alexander
Zenyata
Godolphin (One of the original 6 Arabian Studs that all race horses can trace their ancestory too.)In PLAINS word Little known fact..
I gotta lay my head down, then the rest of me will follow.. Thinkin about going sky divin tomorrow..........................................Done thinkin, I'll wait for Plain and Jimmy Mc on that one. Later.
Real Note
John Henry
Cigar!!!!!
Simple I'm glad ya won but you must still be drunk when you say I'm good lookin But your right about Gina and Danielle they are hotties.
We have bigger problems thou Bro I'm getting calls because we are on west coast time, we are getting threats asking if we are Bloods or Crips from both sides I know you look good in Red But my Favorite color is Blue so I think we are going to be crips.
1 Roundthebend
2 Lookout
3 BenDover
4 Ilenedover
5 Cliffhanger
6 IPDaily
7 Bushwacker
8 Chicksqueezer
5
Plain, if you will pay attention. I said YOU WERE GOOD LOOKIN!! WERE!! PAST TENSE!! Ahh! your still a good lookin guy.. Funny story Dave Eck who owns the bar is 40 years old. He is sitting at the function with all us older gentlemen. He says too me, I love when you older guys are here, the stories, the laughin, it's great. Butch looks at him and says. "Yeah well enjoy it because within the next ten years we'll be droppin like flies. I mean the look on Dave's face went from ecstatic to what the fuck in a mere sentence. Owachiski sure has a way about him. I love that dude man...
Okeydokeypokey (real name)
Nassua (Bombay Ducks Sire)
Egret (Bombay Ducks Momma)
Pitz ZaZa (another one of mine)
Won her first four, got past in a 6 furlong at Atlantic City, never saw the winners circle again. I guess she didn't know there were other horses chasin her dumb ass. Best Sport Ever!!!!!
Fightins get another win but they still dont hit for Hammels, will take it thou.
Simple what the hell you Mean ? Were ? Surley you jest, it aint easy having all these chicks say you got those Paul Newman bedroom eyes it's a curse I ain't as good as I once wassssssssssssssss but I'm as good onceeeeeeeeeeeee oh where was I ? oh yea talk about meee talk about IIIIIIII talk about me me me opps lost my place again.
Simple you wanna be a Crip or a Blood ? wait theres The latin Kings out there too we would look good in gold well I would look good in Burlap it dont matter to me pick one.
Simp, glad you made it home as you were driving away I saw Greenie pecking at your head and Sammy nibbling on your ear.
1. Shorty Jones
2. Big Brown
Please Strebor a Philly horse:
Smarty Jones, Shorty was his little brother..
I got back Jimmy was right Sammy and Greeny seem to have hit it off. Streets were having some activity today, not bad for a Sunday. Sammy likes the tree we planted and fertilized with the bird shit from my head. I still ain't real hip on this Parrot that Plain brought around here. He won't take care of him and the bastard keeps looking at me out of the side of his head like he either wants to take another shit or another bite. One more bite or shit and Plain won't have to worry about him. I'll put a bee bee through his tail feathers. You ain't gonna believe what I was thinkin about. I can't put it in comment.. I think it is hilarious, nobody else will, well maybe Plain, he has a pretty sick sense of humor also.. Plain I don't Blood Crips, what's the difference, whatever one you want to join I'm in.
Well Simple we wont be joining the Latin Kings, Blood or Crips they said they read are Blog and they wont lower there standards. But i'm sure there is a club we can join out there on the west coast I'll call my Dirwctor Friend in Hollywood martin Core Sleezy
Hey Plain remember what happened the last time we joined something, smirks.
I wanna thank you Plain, the very first horse you named was the very first horse I ever owned. I Caress. What a nice little Philly, she was. Walkin outside in the ville a little while ago.. Only one on the streets..Sammy and Greeny are cuddled up over by the tree. There are a couple of empty bottles of Captain Morgan layin there. I think they are smashed. Big Moon risin out here tonite. Gotta close up shop.. Love the horses and the history involved in the Sport. One of the biggest times of year for horse racing is arriving shortly. The Kentucy Derby (first Saturday in May), and the ensuing quest for the Triple Crown. Should be interesting. We should get a horse here in the Ville. Wonder if Mister Ed is still around? Do you know Strebor?
Gotta a few things on my mind, that I will talk about tomorrow..
And They are off, That's lettuce in the head, Rubber Band is in the stretch, Bubble Gum is stuck on the rail, Bananna's is slippin, and Toilet Paper is wiping up the rear.. After that race I am gettin off the steets. Stay out of harms way my friends. TAPS....
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