Top of the friggin Marnin to ye Lads and Lassie how are all you fine and loveley People out there? I hope ya are all doing good and While I'm at it let me wish you a happy Easter to you and all your Family I know theres a bunch of fine people out there in Plain and Simple we need ya to get to talkin you don't have to make sense none of us do, well they all do cept Simple and me, but I hope my man Simple gets back soon he is the best Poster and Hoster that ever posted on Plain and Simple.
Anywho we talked about all you nice people but .............looks around there's plenty of bad guys out there too nods yep there is!!!!! Like that Judas bum.......and Hanible Lector, I tell ya there's people out there that would make Gandi or Mother Theresa wanna kick them in the Balls i mean I saw Sister Irene Joseph mumble you lil fuck about Thomas Kernan nods some people can do that to ya we were in 4th grade and he had ink all over his hands Sister says look at you Thomas why dont you get a new pen instead of those ciggies you buy? Thomas said you can't smoke Pens!!!!!! Anyway I named two bad guys so It's Bad Guy Day or Girl like Ma Barker or Natural Born Killers, Bonnie and Clyde you got the Idea I'm Headin to bed it's like4:30 and I'm outta here.
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Hey Plain, I see the comment, where I am the best this and the best that, and then you go fire another Post out there. You ain't gettin the Postin Hostin job, so forget it. You just start cleanin this Parrot shit up. I ain't doing it anymore. I gotta admit Plain did do one hell of a job, while I was away, but I'm like a bad case of chirpies I keep comin back.. I see you guys really don't need me, so I will try my best not to piss any of you great citizens off. (GAG!!!!). How about Plain. I mean he did a great job. I was hoping he would ROYALLY fuck up, so everybody would say, "Man we need Simple", but no he comes through with Marnin Lads and Lassies.. Well he wants to talk about bad guys. I gotta do one of them movie lines. Al Pacino in Scarface..
"I'm The Bad Guy."
"Geoffry Dahmer, was pretty bad, I mean come on, he had a couple heads and even a TAIL, in his refrigerator, and the heads were human..
"John Wayne Gacy" Now there was one sick Clown..
Alright back clicken and a ticken, like the TIMEX I am.. Missed you guys, but the Ville ran on.
Serious Moment. This place could not, exist without my main man PLAIN!!! I just don't know why he is wishing everybody Happy Easter, it ain't till tomorrow.. I can't be serious too long. Talk to you later, I'm gonna catch some more ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"SSSSSS
Runs over and hugs Simple, so glad your back I hate this Postin and Hostin. I spell too many words wrong and i'm out of white out you don't know how many people read this it's embarrsing, nods in agreement with myself, people pointing and saying "Thats the Guy " he's so Plain, and people mumbling he looks simple too. And I'm not really that bad a speller ha ha it's my ASDF JKL: that sucks and these twisted fingers!!!!!I'm not going to play football anymore!people think I have A.D.H.D.but I dont think hey I much rather have Simple do the hosting and posting!!!!!
Al Capone
John Dillinger
Barack Hussein Obama
Hitler
Thomas Kernan and Jimmy for that matter
UGH! another rainy and dismal day. Please tell me that the sun will come out tomorrow.
Locals:
Jesse Roverano
Herbie Steinberg
Not really bad guys but the toughest guys in Rox. at one time. If they liked you, you were golden.
Others:
Machine-Gun Kelly
Babyface Nelson
all the rappers
Charles Manson & his gang
Saddam Hussein
Hitler
Mussolini
Hirohito
OK, enough for a while. 'Til later!
Osama Bin runnin
John Allen Muhammad was the Md,Dc and Virgina sniper.
Mike Vick Dog slayer still on the Run.
Timothy McVeigh Bomber Oklahoma city
Jack the Ripper or the Lipper
Ted Bundy
Ted Kaczynski The Unabomber
Hope all is well in the Ville,
Happy Easter to all and to all a good night!!! Holiday blending I like it.
Good ones Earman
The Zodiac Killer
Jack the Ripper
Boston Strangler
David Berkowitz
Richard Speck
BTK Killer
Hi, this is a very humbled Simple. Plain sure sounds like he was glad to see me..Sure he don't like posing or hosting, or cleaning parrot shirt, or feeding squirrels. He justs wants to dance, sing, do cartwheels and whack his balls. That's ok Plain, you were there when we needed you. Now, you can dance and sing and play in the Ville anytime you want..
You Good Guys threw some pretty Good Bad Guys out there. Hey Ear hows your lip. Jack The Lipper." LOL!!
How about the all infamous "Vlad"
Better known as Vlad the Impaler. Man inhumanity too man never ceases to amaze me.., but Vlad he would get like a 100 peasants, enemies, traitors or whatever form of humanity he could, then have his henchmen, drive stakes into the ground, with pointed ends on them, then have his biggest guys pick one of the pieces of meat up and slam them down onto the would until the were "IMPALED." Now that has to hurt, but you know humans can survive this way for oh a day or two.. So PRINCE Vladamir would invite all his buddies over for a shindig. They would all sit out on the veranda and watch this spectacle of flailing arms and legs and moaning and screaming, and drink it up, eat it up, pass out and do it again. If that ain't bad I don't know what is.. Little known fact they say that Vlad was the inspiration for another bad dude. One "COUNT DRACULA".
Great too be back in Plain and Simpleville.I did read yesterday Posts and Comments, plus some of the older ones. I must admit, you guys make me laugh.., and that is a good thing..
Free at last Free at last thank God I'm free at Last! Starts doing my Bo jangles and Gene Kelly as I'm Dancing in the street!!!!!Soft Shoes thru the puddles then does my Charelston on one leg, singing i'm so happy I ain't Postin and Hostin I start Toastin cause now I can be coastin!!!!!!!
Wilson Goode
Richard Ramirez
And yeah Simple that "Vlad" guy that's one of the guy's I was talking about that Mother Teresa would kick in the nuts and sucker Punch!Nods and Walks away mumbles I know she would and nods that vlad was was worse than those Kernans
Easter Saturday, on the Christian Calendar, and all his well. Big time Mass tonite, I remember St. John's being packed. Not quite the same out here in the Pine Barrens..This is a big night for the wee ones. They got visions of a Giant Rabbit, coming into their home and leaving candy and hiding eggs..My grandaughter and myself had some dinner last night, and she fessed up that she didn't believe in The Easter Bunny. I said, well why did you have to blow it for me!!!!Must admit she did get a hoot out of that. Plus she liked the cash better than any old candy bar.., or better yet a marshmallow peep.. I used to love those things.
"Prince John" and "The Sheriff of Nottingham" What the hell without those two clowns there would be no Robin Hood.
"The Joker"
"The Riddler"
"The ever fabulous "Lex Luthor"
Write on Plain and Simples, Chow call...
Bad Boy, Bad Boy, whatcha gonna do, watcha gonna do, when they come for you, bad boy, bad boy.
How about this name:
"Ivan the Terrible" come on, what did Ivan do, that's one of the best bad guys names ever..
I like this one also:
"Rasputin." "The Mad Monk"
"Pol Pot" nah he wasn't a politician smokin dope.. He was a leader of the Khmer Rogue, that killed a million Cambodians.. Nice Guy..
Simple there some great ones bet Gandi would kick them in the nuts too!!!!
Good Saturday, and hope everyone has a great Easter. Eat, drink and be merry, right.
Attila the Hun was a fun guy.
Ayatollah was known to be nasty
Idi Amin was a bundle of joy
James Jones was a great bartender
Good Bad guys Jimmy, but let's give Idi Amin his just dessert.. He makes these bad guys today, like Kadaffy Duck where he sought refuge by the way, and Assid from Syria look like punks.. Kadaffy the Duck is in a civil war. Whats so Civil about War anyway, and citizenry is getting killed.. UMMM!! You know in War there are no rules. Unless of course The Good Old US of A has to abide by them.. The King of Syria on the other hand is just killing the unarmed protesters.. Idi would have none of this shit.. He just would have ate everybody!!!!!
I know one thing the Israelis handed him his fat ass at Entebbe!
Whew just got my cookies off!!!! Makes the puter alot faster.And your right again Simple and I hope those Jews wipe out the Middle EastNot all of them Just the asshole extremest I mean all Muslims are terrorist but Most Terrorist are Muslim and even the good ones wont condem them so If you arent with us your against us. People down the Catholics all the time they burn Bibles cant pray in schools say anything about a Muslim they wanna cut your head off and these liberal fucks wont say a word!!!!!!! I hope Mother Tresa and Gondi kick em all in the nuts!!!!!!!!
Kim Jong Il
Mahmond Ahmadinejad
Somebody fix that spelling i'll be back
The wee ones should be about done dying the eggs, and gettin the old bunny rabbit jamas on, then, young Mom and Dad get a 6 or 7 hour break. Oh those were the days..Enjoy them young uns, they go flyin by..I remember the kids getting up Easter morning and diggin into the Easter Baskets. No breakfast yet, but a giant chocolate rabbit's head was completely decapitated and eatin by Ernie Jr. as he ran through a closet door searchin for hidden eggs. The kid almost knocked himself out, but he got the egg and continued the hunt. Oh the great Holiday memories..Oh yeah, then you couldn't get them to eat their breakfast CEREAL. LOL!!!
Bad Guys Again.
How about when my man: one Josef
"Stalin" incorporated all the surrounding countries into The Soviet Union, little known fact, he absorbed your country into the Soviet Union whether you liked it or not. Only cost about 3 million lives..and oh yeah, when his old buddy Adolph attacked Russia and Russia was drawn into World War II, little known fact they lost drum roll eze..........20 million..
Wow there sure were and are a lot of bad guys - but let's keep hoping the good guys outnmber them.
Happy Easter to all you good citizens of P & S. "Here comes Peter Cottontail hoping down the bunny trail, hippity, hoppity Easter on it's way." Good Night!
Well got all the eggs colored and hidden I can't wait to see there faces when the eggs break open and they get that yellow yolk all over them PRICELESS
Yo Plain, did you really do that to the boys?? I'm sorry but I have to admit, I wish I would have thought of that.. If you have any old film I gotta see that.
I guess the bad guys are going, going gone on Easter Eve, but the real shame is there will always be bad guys..Just stay away from us and our loved ones.. Probably jump into the ville one more time tonite and call Taps, if anyone wants to know there will also be a big announcement..
Honestly, this place never ceases to amaze me. I know Plain and myself had some idea that we could have fun, but this exceeds expectations. Ty and Pete have to watch out, because we have 4000 hits. Somebody help me out, am I wrong or is that kinda amazing. It is approximately 9 weeks today. I think that is a lot of hits for this little old Ville.
I would also like to take a moment on this special night to say, I was born and raised a Catholic.. I am not into preaching my beliefs to anyone, and I really am not that interested in what anyone else believes. I believe your Religious beliefs are private, but like I said, I was born and raised Catholic, and I would like to take a moment to say Happy Easter to Jesus Christ,to me, the Best Good Guy that ever lived. If you want to do the same fine. If not no worries. It is just one day out of the year and I wanted to say that...I also would like to wish all of our citizens, all of our families, all of our visitors, that make this little Ville a place to vent, have some fun and laugh, a very Happy Easter. Go enjoy the day in whatever manner you choose. Tonight. God Bless all of my family and friends. Love You Guys.., and stay out of harms way.. This is your head Simpleton, blowin TAPS.. Happy Easter!!!!
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