"It is the 2nd day of April(again)In the Year Of Our Lord 2011"

 Good Marin to ye Lads  and Lassies, and a fine Marnin it tis, I don't know where the hell Simple is, last I saw him he was going crazy Cause  the General Gave him his only winner yesterday in the horse Racing and the General never bets on them. Now mind ya Simple used to own Race horses he even brought one his own he had a Horse in the kentucky Derby who was winning until it got hit by a full beer can right in the nose, this is all true Simpletons just look up Bombay Duck. Anywho like I was saying Simple knows everything there is to know about horses except picking a winner, he can tell you the next time the horse has to shit.But  the General on his first Pick hits the Race and when Simple says pick another one the General says no this is too easy I want a challenge!Well thats the last I saw of Simple he was screaming shit I never heard worst than  the excorsist and running around the bar Faster than Forrest Gump.So that was the last I saw of Simple, it's why once again I have to do the Post......throws up my hands..........Okay peeps what a great  game yesterday and since this is April 2nd again today  we should have a repeat with the Phils again I am Sending sammy out to look for Simple he loves looking for NUTS