Well this is Slain and I just left Pimple, what a friggin nite !!!! I gotta do this post because are host is toast. First we were in Church right and we got Flagged(this is a first) from Church mind ya. For Farting around and I mean littterly. he had bean soup and it had to be more than 239 beans because it was two Farty. Any way we were Ushers or I should say we were Ushered out of Church!!!! Pimple was smached and was yelling it's the PEWS not us!!!!So we go to the reception anyway because we dont hold grudges against anyone smirks.All was having a great time til Simple or Pimple I forget whichstarts Farting around again. well we were in the mummers Museum and the Quaker City band was there he's yelling I LOVE Hog Island there all PIGS so low and behold they aren't like us they hold grudges, and we get kicked out of there, so not to be Foiled we go to Sugar house to make are Fortune we dont even get in the place there is an Admiral standing outside and Simple says when we come out get us a Cab dude here's 20 bucks the Guy says I happen to be an Admiral In the United States Navy, well not to be foiled again Simple tells him better yet get us a friggin battleship we will blow the shit out of that Mummers place......yep with this Security comes out and we are flagged before we get in (another first) usually we get in places before we get thrown out so not only did we strike out o for 3 we didnt get are fortune well I went home and Simple said he was going to get a few Cocktails. Now for you peeps that find this hard to belive mmmmmmm I don't blame ya,but people that know us well just shake there heads.
Okay ya wanna play, whatta ya say do a sign off like someone on T.V. or from a Movie ...like.....Good nite Misses Calabash , whereever ya are ! Or here's lookin at you Kid .I'm going to bed Good Night or Good Morning and God Bless.........Jimmy Mc take over til Pimple or Slain get back
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Well that sounds like a normal night out with Simple. Did you ever get to see the Priest? Those Pews are a bitch especially with NAVY been soup. We invented that just for the Jarheads......Glad you had a good time. Remember? How does Floydgetout of these wonderful functions. Sounds like you need support.
Good Night... Carol Burnett pulling on her ear.
Good Day... Paul Harvey
Taps......Simple
Reveille......Plain LOL
Nice sign off Strebor
"And that's the way it is..." Walter "the war is lost - freaking commie sympathizer" Kronkite
"God Bless" - Red Skelton
"Glad we could get together."
John Cameron Swayze (told you I had a good memory) (He was the Timex watch keeps a licking and keeps on ticking guy who also did the 6:00 PM news on NBC)
"Good night and good luck."
Edward R. Murrow
Sounds like the guys had a great time wreaking havoc last night... just a question... do we have a "bail fund" set up in Simpleville... just in case.
Walks in with hands blocking the light grrrrrrrrrrrrrr 430 this morning Simple calls me and ....never mind I'll tell ya later.
Have a Good nite tonite , and a great day tomorrow John Facenda
Hope ya feel as good as ya look , cause ya sure look good to your gal Sal
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Walks in yawning and streaching. WAKE UP SIMPLE, The mans incorrigaible.
Takes off my Cardigan sweater and my tennis shoes and puts my slippers on.HI BOYS AND GIRLS......it's a wonderful day in the neighbor.......can you say asshole?....... Thats what Simple is he calls me 4:30 am to tell me he won 6 dimes I said call me at this time if you win 6 million 6 dimes ain't shit now get in a cab and get up here or Daves but if you come here first im throwing you out just in case Dave might let you in ......mumbles 4:30, throws up my hands I had two minutes sleep he all but got us locked up three times, but what a fun nite!
1 E sah sah suss A-way Chief Halftown
2 Arf arf >>Lassie with the paw up
Good Morning America and all of Plain and Simpleville.
Do you guys realize that you are in your 60's? No, I'm sure you don't and don't ever change. I think you need to send a tape to CBS as you may be worthy enough to take over for Charlie, who by the way is bombing on his tour. Goodbye Charlie!
Au Revoir (French
Auf Weidersehn (German-spelling?)
Caio (Italian)
Adios (Spanish)
and, that'sssssssssssss all folks!
What is going to do with 60 cents?
Anon - please define your question - who said anything about 60 cents? I was talking about their ages.
OMG Strebor 60's no wonder I was tired !And CBS , NBC, and CBS did call and they keep calling,but when CBS called Simple was yelling WINNING !!!! and they hung up shrugs.And we do change ever few days Simple gives me his cloths and I give him mine,hell i wore his Desert Boots four four years not to mention his Blue Blazzer.
1 Exit stage right ....Snagglepuss
2 Happy Trails Roy Rodgers
3 Hi yo Silver
4 Now it's time to say goodbye mic key
5 How sweet it is Jackie Gleason
Annon don't know or maybe he/she does that 6 dimes is 6000 but my sick sense of humor picked up on it
Not sure what they meant by a dime... but long ago in a kingdom far away a "dime" was a refernece to a US ten dollar bill... as in "dime bag"... and on the rare occassions when I have encountered a specimen of feminine pulchritude so deserving of the rarified rating of a true "10" I have claimed "she's a dime".
"Grease for peace"... Bowser Sha Na Na
"God love you"... Bishop Fulton J. Sheen (what... my Grandmother watched it when I stayed at her house on weekends - remember back then no one had more than one TV)
'Ya'll Come Back Now, hear'... I think Beverly Hillbillies????
A dime in betting terms is 1000 Pat.
1 Courage Dan Liar Rather
2 Good Night John Boy
3 Same Bat Time, same Bat Channel
That's what I meant........6000 only kidding.. Where did he hit.....
Is Simple still alive? MIA? Did the Admiral Deep Six him? Plain, he is just going to get the Plain and Simpleville GPS System under his skin. The man could get lost and the only way to find him would be to track his ass.
Plain... I should have know that a "dime" was also slang nomenclature for a grand... must be that Alzheimer's thingy. Congrats Simple...
Well here we go again 10 cents short of a dime. Yeah Pat I thought the same as you, i.e. the dime bag meaning $10. Just learned something new from Slain & Pimple a dime in gambling terms is a $1,000. Thank you for enlightening me.
Taps
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