Mornin. Warining to Earman and Plain, (read yesterdays comments), I said God had a sense of humor, I ain't sure about St. Peter. I think he may be one serious kinda guy..
Anyway, start of a new week, the final one in April, I know the last few days have been kinda nice, weather wise, but it ain't been a real nice April, but you know the old saying those showers bring flowers, well we should have a real jungle this year..This should be good, bring anything and everything you know about flowers. Hey Plain you accused me of being the May Queen, I can't wat to see what you know about Flowers. Do you put a rose in your mouth when you Tango with J-Lo. LOL!! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!! I know you roam around in here you trouble maker, leave me a comment instead of sittin back laughin at us...Seize the day citizens. I'll get the rest of the egg shells, half eatin rabbits and marshmallow peeps picked up later. Holy shit, I just saw a wee one runnin through the Ville, his eyes were as wide as saucers and he had chocolate all over his shirt and a half eatin chocolate rabbit in his hand.. Oh Wow!! There goes his mother, eyes hanging out of their sockets and she is right behind him, swingin a broom, yellin NO MORE CHOCOLATE, must have had a good Easter.. Start the Flowers...
Roses are Red, my love, Violets are Blue, Sugar is sweet my love but not as sweet as you.
Rose Red
Rose Rose (my aunt, RIP) one of the best names of all times..
23 comments:
Hmmm!! Lookin around, 0 comments, tell me they don't like flowers. Plain is probably picking a boquet off of his driver right about now. I KNOW!! he is out whacking his balls today. Him and his stooges..As for the rest of ya, I'll just talk to myself. I am used to that anyway.
"Bring Flowers of the Rarest" one of you choir boys can finish that..
"A Rose on a Piano isn't as good as Tulips on an Organ." bad boy, bad boy, watcha gonna do watcha gonna do when they come for you ....
Flower Power
The Yellow Rose of Texas
5th race---Grandad Bud
4th race---Six Pack Sammy
6th race---Forest Meadow
Let me combine Flowers and Horses LOL
Carlino's
Race for the Roses
You don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore. Plain said to Simple.
IBB
"Flower Power" I guess in some odd sort of way, flowers can have power. You know if the Mrs. or the Girl, are a little pissed, maybe the flowers can help..I really never thought of that before..
"Pete Rose." gotta catch Ty first..
"Run for the Roses" I'm singin that song come Kentucky Derby Day..
I rember the first time I took flowers to a girl a big Bouquet of roses and then she Finds a card in the middle I didnt know it was there, it read Rest in Peace from your Boys in the firehouse!Can you belive she broke up with me...... I didn't let her get away with it I took the Flowers Back.
As food is the way to a man's heart, Flowers are the way to ANY WOMAN's heart. If you have a girl in mind, for any reason, send or bring a little bouquet of Flowers and watch the Power. Plain needs to teach you some of his tricks. I know he has used them before. Thanks for the correction, Run and not Race. You should know...A great threesome coming up...Have you been to all three of them?
Rose of Tralee
Carnation Evaporated Milk
Picking the petals off a beautiful flower to decide - he/she loves me, he/she loves me not.
Buttercups - if you put them under your chin and a yellow spot appears it means you like butter.
Where did these silly beliefs come from? Could it be S & P folks that came before us? But, wherever it came from I know we all did it as kids. I love when I see my grandkids doing these things.
Tiptoe thru the Tulips
"If you're going to San Francisco be sure to wear a flower in your hair"
"Daisy, Daisy give me your answer true"
Second-hand Rose
Lilies of the Field
Lilies of the Valley
Johnny Jump-ups
And, yes Simple you are a bad boy!
Pancakes have Flour in them does that count?
I think Flowers are stupid !!!!! It's a lil known fact they are where "A Blooming idiot" comes from nods and walks away
Hey Jim, one Dan Fogleberg hit it right with that song "Run for the Roses," Too answer your question no I went to the Kentucky Derby, and they kindly asked me and Bombay Duck not to return for the Preakness or the Belmont. I kindly thanked them and said. Fuck You..
Flour Makeum Pancakeum..
Not too get off of flowers, but I just saw the weirdest thing at lunch. The King of Syria, Assad or Assid whats the difference, one of those mid-eastern clowns, is now bombing, YEAH!!! BOMBING the unarmed protesters.. What ya gonna do now Hillary? What ya gonna do now Obama?? What the hell, you went and got involved in Kadaffy Ducks Civil War (whats so civil about war anyway?) when this Simpleton screamed for you to stay the fuck out of it.. He is fighting, from what I understand an armed rebellion in his country.. How about Assad or Assid, you gonna just let him get away with killing unarmed civilians. Let's go assholes, let's get in another one before it is too late. Oh wait!! Do you want to see if maybe Russia or China will get into it first..Maybe, Germany or Iran(WHOA) that would be a big one, Huh Hill?? Why don't you do this. OK everybody go fuck yourselves. All American ground troops in Iraq, in Afghanistan, in anywhere else we don't know about..You are comin home and defending our borders. For all our lives, time, and money we spent on your fucked up countries and governments you owe us about 14 trillion, there that would cover the national debt.. Go ahead and do it Hillary, I have all the confidence in the world in you and your decisions. Oh, one question, what outfit is your daughter and son-in-law serving with..You phony bunch of mfer's
And Simple it's J-Lo with the flower in her teeth when we Tango she puts it there and tells me to stare there because I kept chashing into walls and chairs, Pillars you name it.
Hmmmmmm lets see flowers what do you call a country that only buys pink Cars? A Pinkcarnation haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh chit
Hey Plain thanks for gettin me off that other sickening shit..
With a pink carnation and a pick-up truck I knew that I was out of luck the day the music died..
If anybody is listening to the screaming and mimicking of Scar Face Jacksons dance moves that they call music today. You must realize the music has actually died..(Lady Gag Gag)!!
A Lily in the Field might be a Dandelion in bed..
Ahh yes alas "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet as a Rose,Romeo Romeo where for out are thee?
Smiles as that brings back memories when Bill and I wrote that Play we always called him Shakey Bill, he always talked in Riddles. it is a lil know fact that he was the Riddler on Batman for three seasons until they got tired of his where for outs, and to wits and thee are and all that Bullshit they fired Shakey William and Frank gorshen took over.......oh stop don't thank me it's why i'm here.....cut it out now ......sit down......it's my job
My Wild Irish Rose
"The caaaaaaaaaalla lilies are in bloom" said by Kathryn Hepburn in one of her movies.
Philomena, Carmella, Rose, Anna & Frances Cherry Blossoms
The Garden of Eden
An English Garden
'then I told the golden daffodils (line from the song Once I Had a Secret Love)
Talking about flowers I just have to bring up the royal (puke or gag-gag) wedding - did you see how much the flowers are going to cost for this shindig, drum roll rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 1.7 million. Is that a travesty or what?
Well Simple I can't say for sure about Hillary being deflowered in the oral Office, But I know her Hubby Billy did alot of Gardening in there He had Ho's in the oral office all the time.Moan a ca was one of his favorites, Bill was actually impeached you could say he was Blowed out of office!!!!! then Monica took her dress to the dry cleaners and and says I need this done today! The Dry cleaned was hard of hearing and said come again ? Monica said no it's Mustard this time haaaaaaaaa oh chit makes fist and rubs my eyes and slaps my knees
Right you are Plain, that Billy Goat Clinton was one hell of a blow hard..
1.7 million for flowers..Those Brits have to be the biggest assholes in the world. I mean, people are fucking starving, and they are paying 1.7 million for flowers, and I'm Simple!!!!
I know I am going to try my best, but there is no way I am not going to get nuts on this bullshit wedding, and the people that are all aglow about these two morons, that have not nor will they ever do anything for humanity.. Just like the Queen and King jerkoffs before them. Wake up England, don't you have anything better to do with your peasants money than spend it on two assholes that will be divorced in 5 years..I wonder if the Prince is going to DeFLOWER her. No shot I hear they been a livin in sin under the Frumps watchful eye for some years now.. He must have already Deflowered the Princess to be.. I hope you don't mind if from now on I just refer to them as The Prince and Princess, I mean come on that is their birth rite..PUKE!!!!!!!! Give the money to the people you have been raping for centuries and go get hitched in a cave..I fuckin hate it man..
"Mary Mary, Quite Contrary How Does Your Beautiful Garden Grow, With Silver Bells And Cocleshells And A Great Big Fuckin Egg Plant Right In The Middle."!!!!
Boy are you in for a long week. This Royal Bullshit will be in your dreams. It is everywhere. Just put your blinders on and think of the "Run for the Roses" coming up. You need some private time with Greeny and Sammy. Pine Trees must be some kind of Fauna........Start bagging Pine Needles, best mulch you can get.
Dandelions
Pitunias
Flox
Azaleas
Jim, Anyone, help out this Simpleton. What is the attraction to these people getting married? What effect does it have on these idiots lives that are so enamored by a bunch of people that look down on them like they are dirt.. What is the attraction? I just don't get it, it actually sickens me. Maybe I'm nuts!! (maybe??) I have a certificate verifying that state of mind, but nuts or not, I do not now or never will get it. I hate it man..
"BLOOMINGdales"
"You gotta stop and smell the roses"
Yeah right, I did that one time and a fuckin bee flew up my nostril, stung me on the brain, that's why I'm nuts..
I am not into any of this royal crap.. we kicked their asses out of this country 235 years ago and then defended their asses in WW1 and WW2.. and what did we get in return... Benny Hill and Monty Python.
That said, Kate Middleton is hot. Princess Di was... well, not. She wasn’t unattractive, but only a nation of pasty-skinned, dentally-challenged, mostly gay Brits would have labeled Diana “the most beautiful girl in the world.” She would not have been in the top 50 in the Hallahan class of 1964.
Went away for a long weekend with the wife to the Opryland Hotel in Nashville... left Friday AM, got home today. Ate to much... now I got to fast today and tomorrow as I have a doctors visit on Wednesday.
Songs from the early 60's...
White sportcoat and a pink carnation.
Build me up buttercup
Where have all the flowers gone.
Red Roses for a Blue Lady
Flower girl at a wedding
Flower arranging (Brits and homos are good at this)
Rosetta stone
Rose Bowl
Music Row in Nashville, not quite what it was in the sixties, but I am sure it is still a good stop.. Yeah, I must admit Middleton is pretty Hot!!, but that is as far as I am going, as far as giving any credence to this bullshit wedding..
HEY!! Obama!!!, HEY, Hillary, ASSAD!! is killing unarmed civilians in Syria. Whatcha, gonna do. Should of stayed the fuck out of Libya and everywhere else we are in trouble.. Syria, different story than Kadaffy Duck.. Shoulda stayed out of it like this Simplton said...Oh I am sure we all should rest well tonite, knowing Hillary is Sec. of State.. Oh man.., what a world..
I like it better when I am just a Simpleton.. Here Sammy, here Greeny, VODKADAY is calling early this week..
"Put the Petal to the metal"
Some Red Roses for a Blue Lady
Cherry Pink & Apple Blossom White
Snowballs (Hydrangea)
In Apple Blossom Time
Don't Sit Under the Apple Tree With Anyone Else But Me
I think we are all pretty sick of the wedding stuff. I don't hate the two kids that are getting married as I hate the whole monarchy thing; it really is a thing of the past. The money that is going to be spent for this frivolous day could probably feed, clothe and medicate an entire third world country for a couple of years. Or, better yet could be put to good use to help their own country. Wake up sheople!
Well it was nice doing the flower/flour thing today but I could have done without the memories of scumbag pig Billy Jeff Clownton; his Queen of Frumpville wife; and the simple intern of dirty dress fame.
So have a good night all of the
P & S kingdom.
I was just going to read the comments and blow TAPS later, but somethin struck me funny. FRUMP, that is really a cool word. Is that FRUMP word applied to guys? I guess it is.. FRUMP, defintely that Queen or whatever she is, defines that word, but Hillary is a close match. Man, she is a FRUMP. or she is FRUMPY. I love it. FRUMP.. The more you say it the funnier it becomes FRUMP!!!
FRUMP FRUMPPPPP FRUMPPERRR FRUMTY DUMPTY.!! FRRRRRRRRUUUUMMMMMPPPPP AHA HA AH HA HA, stop ah shit, stop please FRUMP hA hAA AH...!!
Phils late game again tonite, that's ok, watch as soon as I close up the ville. SAMMY!! grab a broom dude, lotta dead flowers layin around. Plain ain't helpin. Where's your parrot friend? Drunk, you two better get away from that rum, your constantly drunk. Sammy!! Sammy!! Sam!! gone. Stinkin drunkin squirrel.. Better than talkin about some stinkin fuckin wedding. STOP!!!! OK, citizens. Cleanin up the flowers alone. ARK!! ARK!! Clean up Clean up..Phew, the beatin I take around this place.. I'm done, when you wake up tomorrow you will say, "Where have all the Flowers gone." Well they are a long time passing.. and so am I, I am sick of myself today. So, I am locking myself away until tomorrow. Lock Up Time... Stay out of harms way my friends.. TAPS....
They cleaned up Nashville after the flood last year... the Opryland Hotel (out of town)was flooded up to the second floor when the river rose... today it is better than ever. Took a bus tour of Music Row and the Hall of Fame and had some good food.
Wife and I take these last minute trips a lot... get notified from a few websites each Tuesday of trips that leave Friday, Sat or Sun... been on more than a few week cruises for 350 per person including air, been 5 days in Rio for 450 per person w/air... been to Europe, Las Vegas, Montreal, Ireland, Italy... you got two to three days to make up your mind and have a valid passport... pay by credit card and make your own arrangements to departure airport for foriegn trips... mostly NY. This Delta trip left from Boston.
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