Mornin. You have no idea what I do for this place. Already did a post, and it didn't take. Plus I was up till 2AM in a Online Poker Tournament. I finished second, what the fuck couldn't I have been around 19th so I could have dropped out..HAPPY VODKADAY!!! Of course I had some last nite. Have a Mass and Reception for a Priest tonite 25 years in the Priesthood. You don't see much of that anymore. Yeah and all the guys are invited. I am going to sit next to WAKE THE FUCK UP PLAIN!!!! you gotta prop me up.. You got Simple watch tonite.. Wait until you hear him.. I cannot lie (me and George) we have 2993 hits. That is amazing. Plus my son told me yesterday that I can post this to my face book page, and anyone of my facebook friends can read it and comment..The ville is about to be invaded. McHugh you got Point.. I did all this already, what the fuck.. Nothin is easy when your born in a row home..Ok talkin about a milestone number. Let's do numbers. Now, I know there are no rules, but there has to be restrictions on this one, because we could start and 2 Street and go up to 181 St. and Rt., 1 , 95, So lets keep it to Songs, Books, Movies, Sayings, TV. Names. That's enough. I'll start with one and if you come on in use a one or a two and look at the nut over top and see what he used and go to the next one. Now that sounds like a rule, but you do not have to adhere to it. See that is the difference here. You wouldn't adhere to it anyway. We were going A-Z one day and Teacher Strebor went all the way down to Z and said he or (I think she), wouldn't be around later. McCool I ain't sure who Strebor is but I know this it ain't Sweetheart. I'm startin.
"ONE is the loneliest number."
"ONE for the road." No more!!!
"One and done."
"ONE, two, three. (how about me. blows on knuckles rubs on my crotch, cause it was itchy...) Come on In!!!! This better fuckin post!!!
25 comments:
YO Plain, you got me into this shit. You and that Bogus General Joe Tin. Now you don't even comment. Dude you are incorrigible.
2........ can be as bad as one, It's the loneliest number since the number one.
3 Dog Night
4 Seasons
5 For Fighting
6 Vodkas before lunch (Simple and the Simpletons)
Strebor did you know Pat McConville (RIP)or her sister Anne?
McCool how did you ever get out of Roman. I know there are no rules here in Plain and Simpleville, but you do one then two, then three. You know how to count right?? You people amaze me. I'm the only person in this ville that never fucks up.
"Three Stooges" (Terry, Monk, and Babe) don't tell them I said that.
"Three Wise Men" (Ernie, Dave, and Floyd) we don't know what Butch is.
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
How is that, LaSalle Man?
Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, and McCool is out, he is out Ladies and Gentlemen. Jim Mighty McCool has lost again. Sammy the Squirrel is the new light weight champion of Plain and Simpleville. How you like that Houghton Street Boh..
Yo, here is how fuckin annoying Plain is, this is our firs day on fb, so he decides not to leave any comments before he goes whackin his balls again with the other two stooges. Any other time he got his shit plastered all over these pages. Man is incorrigible.
I'm pissed, on our comiing out party on fb. where the fuck is my partner. Unzippin his balls and whackin them against a tree with some kind of club. Without a comment. Then he will come back this afternoon and get in my shit.. This is what I have been puttin up with since 1953. No wonder I am unbalanced..
"11" Yo in craps
"2-3-12" Snake Eyes and Box Cars and all craps in craps.
"Hard 4" 2-2 little Joe in craps.
1,2,3, look at mister lee, 3,4,5, look at him jive. Mr. lee Mr. lee. You know what man, I gotta carry this whole ville alone. I am going to recruit some help.. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL???????????
Nice FB ad. I feel demoted and tip my hat to you. That is why you are an administrator.But the question is where is your assistant? Whacking Big Bertha around. Now we will be World Wide, no rules, kind, caring, sensitve and compassionate to the needs of the World. You are the man, Plain is the caddie........
Yeah McCool, you say I'm the man now, because Sammy kicked your ass. I talked to Plain at 8AM, you know he always has somethin pertinent to say (gag, gag, cough, gag,) excuse me I had somethin caught in my throat. How do you catch somethin in your throat, what is there a baseball glove in there or some kinda net. Another stupid ass sayin. Like it went down the wrong pipe. No. 1. We don't have pipes. What are we bathrooms. No.2. If we did have pipes it would be singular as we only have one so called pipe. This language never ceases to amaze me..
"12 Apostles"
"8 Lords a Leapin"
I would love to see that Lords a Leapin. What are they leapin from and where are they leapin too? Fuckin Lords a Leapin give me a break..
Simple when I get a call to wack my balls, I am off wacken!
And you guys all missed 0 so I shall fix it. What did 0 say to 8....nice belt haaaaaaaaaaa
Now lets see where did you simpletons leave off hmmmmmm 7....how do you make 7 even.....take the s off let me explain that to Simple....seven minus s = even haaaaaaaaaaaa let the laughter begin omg another knee slapper call 911 i'm killing myself
Simple I never got you into anything this was all your Idea, it was you and the General and I am not incourrigible I am Catholic so there smarty pants.And just wait until he see's that Bogus!!!!
16 candles make a lovely sight
There he is, he is back from whackin. Did you tell the other stooges I said NYUK NYUK NYUK..
It took me a little while to figure out the belt on the 8. Thanks for explainin the other one. I can't help it. RUN OVER HUGS PLAIN. I know I got you into it, and I know the General is not bogus (GAG), I just felt so alone out here in the ville, you know how much I miss you when you ain't around (GAGAGGGGAGAG) wrong pipe whatever that means
12 Days Of Christmas"
"Seven"
"Seven Spanish Angels"
"Sixty-Nine"!!!!
"Deep Six" That's where I'm goin when I drive the bus to hell..
Plain and Simple.
Over 3000 hits. Who would of thunk it.
I started it all, I built it, I took Plain in out of the kindness of my heart (nobody else would have him), I gave the General credit for telling me to take the show on the road. 3000 hits later. Do I get any credit? NO. Do I get an attaboy? NO. Do I get recognition? NO. Nothin, notta, and these are my life long friends. I feel like Rodney, and don't say I'm cryin again, Plain. I gotta get outta this place..Later..
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL???
Atta boy Simple!
McC to answer some of your questions - Never believe anything Simple or Plain says (well maybe you can believe Plain sometimes), yes, you know someone in my family, sorry do not remember the McConville's. Another clue is my name has not always been Roberts spelled backwards.
1 for the money
2 for the show
3 to get ready
4 to go
5 golden rings
Route 66
Seven (movie w/Morgan Freeman & Brad Shitt
Eight Days a Week
Nine Inch Nails
TEN (movie)
Enjoy Vodkaday - and anything else you guys choose to do on this rainy Friday.
Waaaaaaaaa Simple I'd like to give you 3000 hits. And you brought up 69 do you know the square root of that is 8 something nods and walks away.
24 bottles in a case
25 or 6 to 4
26 miles by the Four preps
Hey Plain go ahead and give me 3000 hits do me a favor. Maybe it will knock some sense into me.
"Knock 3 times on the ceiling if you want me."
"500 miles"
"50 Cent"
"Five alarm fire" (WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL????)
"One too many."
"Two Two Tootsie Goodbye."
Simple is on fire.
"Two Step"
"Takes Two too tango" (Plain you should know that after that dance you had with J Lo.)
"One step at a time." Well how many steps do you think you can take at a time.. Stupid ass language..
"Eight Men Out"
Like I said Simple is on fire.
Simple, let me ignite your fire a little more. You know that the past couple of months all the news was centered around what is and was going on in the Middle East with Egypt, Libya, Yemen, Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, etc., the disasters in Japan and New Zealand, the ever-rising gas prices, of course, attributed to the unrest in the Middle East. Meanwhile back at the
ranch all of a sudden the government is threatening to shut down at midnight. Why all of a sudden are we hearing about this? Talk about being blind-sided. Now our military will not be paid for risking their lives every day in hell-holes all around the world but our shithead president and all the other asshole politicians will continue to get a paycheck. WTF IS WRONG HERE? The republicans tried to get a bill passed that if the government closes down that the shithead and the assholes will not get paid. Guess how that went over? Keep telling me that the USA is the greatest country in the world because I have never doubted it more than I am right now. Wake up sheople!!!!! We need to clean out all who are currently in office and start anew. OMG I'm sounding like a revolutionary. I know Plain & Simple is supposed to be all fun and games but I just had to vent.
12 steps
8 ball
7 minutes in heaven
World Wars I and II
Sweet Little 16
Dancing Queen, only 17
PG-13
You must be on fire Simple you burn everyone up.And yes I taught JLo the two step then we went out Dancing
And heres some numbers all you sports fans want to know, some MLB scores.
3 to 2
4 to 0
1 to 1 in the 16th
And 2 to o Btw that ones a Final
Nice Job Strebor........remember no rules .....vent away about anything.......i.e. Simple vs Plain
Strebor...I agree. For me, it’s not the closing of the federal government that’s the problem... it’s that these same corrupt Congress critters are then going to try to find a way to re-open it. Currently there are more than 600 federal government agencies with over 1000 departments. In a cursory look, the CBO found more than 80 redundant programs. Cut them all and start over with the 18 from the constitution. So a few hundred thousand useless gubmunt employees are out of work. So what...good riddance. Dems or Republicans... one term is enough... I am the NRA... yeah I am a life member of that one, but I am also a member of this one.. Never Re-elect Anyone..
Pat, right on with both NRA's.
I agree with both Strebor and Pat these friggin assholes that are just led and told who to vote for are getting everything they deserve How do you like your change now? We got a Moron in office and all these liberal progressives that want to give everything away I have a four letter word for all them WORK heres another soap get a job you lazy Bastards. I hope they do shut the friggin Goverment down no more welfare checks give aways and all that bullshit we owe 15 trillion dollars and why didnt they do the budget when they had the Senate , House and the Pres for two years ? And now they want to blame the Republicans and whats worse is the same assholes that voted for they belive this shit !!!! So tough shit get a job and work for your money.
what the fuck I go away for a couple hours and we're in a revolution..How can they shut the government down? It was never workin. Me and Plain gotta get goin. Strebor, Jim, Pat anybody, sound TAPS tonite. Thanks.
1 for the money 2 for the show 3 to get ready now go Simple go..
Well today was a day filled with numbers, other nonsense, as always lots of laughs and complaints about our government. Let's hope they wake up and start running this country as our forefathers wished it to be.
When I was a girl scout, many moons ago, we always closed our meetings by singing TAPS - so on behalf of our fearless founders, Plain & Simple stay out of harms way, TAPS........
Day is done,
gone the sun,
from the lakes,
from the hills,
from the sky,
all is well,
safely rest,
God is nigh.
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