Mornin. 84', 84', did I hear that weather guy right. The sheople will be headin for the beach.. That ain't normal, then again what it normal.. I don't think there is any such thing as a normal life. There is just life. Look at Plain and Simpleville we got over 3000 hits, you think that is normal. 9 out of 10 people I talk to think I'm nuts. Now, that is normal. Did you notice one of Plains comments that the real golfin starts today at 8AM, him and the other stooges are in some kinda golf league, I think it is called "Bombs Away", so with his referrence to the day and time of the start meant, that he wanted me to put a Post up before 8. Yeah, right Plain we will now operate an entire Ville around your fuckin golf schedule. Man is incorrigable.. I gotta go up and drive the cart for them one day. I will be like a roving reporter, you could only guess what would be in the next days post. Well, here it is the first MONKDAY, at the Ville. Don't worry my predictions will come true, we will have a name for each of our own days...Holdidays, Birthweeks you name it, by the time the Ville gets blown up, we will have redown society in our own manner politically, socially, religiously. What the fuck am I talkin about..I know, no coffee on the nuts yet, so I don't know what I am talking about. OK, Let's do HOT!!! Yeah anything hot, come on 84' in April, that is pretty hot..And as the Great One Would Say.."And Away We Go."
"Hot Toddy"
"Hot Mamma"
"OWW Hot Coffee right on the nuts, I just did it."
One Song "Hot, Hot Hot"
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I got a comment, where the fuck is Plain. Oh yeah, sorry he is in a Golf League. (gag), I thought I better leave a comment today so the Ville knows somebody cares..
"Hotter than Hell"
"Hot Box"
"Smokkkinnnn Hot!!!"
Hot Dogs
Hot Streak
Hot and Bothered
Hotter than a freshly f.....Fox in a forest fire
Hot Prospect (Plain for teh Masters next year)
Hot Diggity Dog
Hot coffee on your nuts
Strebor is Simples Sister?????
McCool is getting hotter, don't go with the name..Contradiction in terms.
Some Like It Hot
Hot Cross Buns
Hotshot
Long Hot Summer
That's hot
OK J. McC I have to be honest like you were about BACSL. You got me!
When you guys were in first grade I was in seventh. I used to be one of the girls assigned to help the first graders, (in your case Sister Irene Joseph's class), to clean up the room after school. And, then, of course, I was there for 5 more years through High School, so I got to know you guys. I always knew Floyd as his family lived next door to us for a while and, even when we moved he was always around. And, Plain was always around also, even tho he is a bit younger. I graduated as you guys were entering 7th grade with Sister Japnose. I'll never forget the adventure my bro went on that year when he decided he was going to run away. They got caught in the Acme in Andorra stealing ice cream. I got home from work and there was a note from my Mom to tell my Dad as soon as he got home to come up to the Police Station. Now that morning when I was having breakfast (I'm sure it was some kind of cereal) with Simple, before he left for school and I left for work, he told me that he was going to run away. I just laughed it off. When I saw the note, I said OMG the little shit did it. I thought the little shit was going to die that night; but like a Timex he took a lickin' but kept on tickin'. I think Plain referred to me as a Saint in a prior comment. That's what everybody says to me when they find out I'm Simple's sister, or they say OMG, may God Bless you. But I loves him! Congrats J. McC, you guessed on your own. Simple told Plain who I was, tho in time I think he would have guessed on his own. Long live Plain & Simple!
Hot Shit
First of all, don't go with what name for a contradiction in terms.
Second.......Thank you for fessin up. The big clue was when you called him he answered the phone even though he was in a stupor. So probably his sister would be one of the ones he would answer.
Now we have to find Sweetheart. Any ideas or do you know.
The first anon Hot Shit is not me......the 2ns anon is me I clicked wrong again
Walks in the door takes off my Cardigan sweater and Tennis shoes....it's a wonderful day in the neighborhood ....Hiya Boys and girls.......can you say asshole ?
And Plain is right here Simple I have things to do places to go and People to meet, I am booked up !
Something hot HMMM J-lo
1 J-Lo in a hot tub
2 J=lo in a shower
3 J-Lo anywhere
4 J-Lo
Jimmy Mc congrats you sleuth you, I may have to put you on the payroll With Inspector Clouseau and Maxwell Smart, you prolly will get a call from Max he's on his shoe trying to call you now.At first I thought it was Lenny Roberts like you I picked up on the Roberts spelled backwards then when I told Simple I was on to it he told me who it was. He hates to see me do better than him in anything, the jealous lil elf.
Then he complains after I carried him on both his Vacations and both h9is days in a coma, who was the Host with the post it was I plain thats who I have to be omnipresent because the mans malevolence can't be expunged.The mans pecksniffian, and he extemporize's everything he says and I am getting tired of his snollygoster's attitude !
J=Lo is Hotttttttt
Wow, nice deduction on the phone call. Don't know who sweetheart is. Yo Plain, do you think J-Lo is hot?
Strebor is out of the bag..McFosdick, strikes again. All these anons, you might think we drink around this ville..I have no idea what Plain was spewing forth in his post about, persnippeny or whatever, I thought that was a town in North Jersey.. I think Sweetheart is a guy.., and I think the anons are anons..There identities solved. Now we know everybody, but BAC SL, oh wait that was................I forget who that was.. OK J-Lo is def. HOT! She is a HOT TAMALE!!!
HOT PEPPERS
HOT SHOT
HOT SPOT bowling alley..
Oh let me answer the contradiction in terms statement..
Mc COOL!! getting HOTTER!!
Got it Jimmy me boy..
LOL It's Monday..I got it, sorry to shame the Roman Catholic High School Alum.......But there is comfort in knowing I'm not the only one.........
What it comes to shameing something. I am a guiding light in a sea of darkness.
Oh yeah Jim, get on board the Plain and Simple Train it is Monkday..There are no more Mondays, or Fridays. Only, Monkdays, and Vodkadays.. That's two out of the seven. We'll get the rest...
Hey look my sign in word is: Duck comes down!!!!
gestesti:
I don't know exactly what that means, but I think it has to do with burnin one of my nuts...or testi..
Strebor... I remember you... you always wore a blue uniform and had long hair.
Hot Damn... Summer in the City.
Hot Sauce
Hot Rod
Hot Pants
Actually Mr. Smarty-Pants McHugh I always had short hair. But, you were right on the blue uniform.
Hot Stuff
Hot 'Lanta
Hot Sausage
Hot Mama
Strebor... you had short hair??? I do remember it was longer than mine... and real blond and soft and you had this great smile and such a wonderful personality and you had big, er, er, smile, yeah a big smile... am I still mistaken?
One more guess... did you have black and white saddle shoes or were you the Mary Jane girl I remember and weren't you selected as the May Queen one year.
I have a couple of pictures of Strebor when she was in uniform. I have one she especially likes. LOL.
"Hotter than a withche's tit."
"Hot n' Tots. They were cousins too the Hutu or the Tutsi's or a distant cousin to the Bantu I am not sure, but nobody wanted to fuck with the Hot n' Tots, because even though they were smallish in size, thus the name Tots, their arrows had a serum on them that if they hit you in the foot, they caused HOT FOOT, thus the term HOT FOOT. See you all thought it had to do with matches and damn near settin some poor unsuspecting kid on fire, when in actuality it started in the jungles of Africa.
Hot to Trot..
I think it was Simple that was the May Queen !!!! As a matter of fact I'm sure he was.We all can't be boxers and linebackers. Hell I rember one time I was trirsty and wanted a drink so we walk in this bar and low and behold i look in the corner and these two guy's are holding hands, i'm dumbfounded I look across the room and these two guy's are kissing I said to the guy I was dancing with lets get out of here.
OH Paddy, my boyo you've definitely mixed me up with someone else's sister. Didn't have real blond hair; it was sort of light brown (some called it dirty blond but I prefer light brown). Now it is blond and still short! I was a saddle shoe girl during the week and a Mary Jane girl on Sundays. When I was in 8th grade I was not the May Queen but was in her court. Our May Queen was Kate Farley of the famous Manayunk Ave. Farley's. And yes, you naughty boy I did have a big SMILE!!! You better behave or I'll get the Lama Munker Jedi Knight after you. Simple is very protective of me but he might be afraid of all your ammo, or that you might hurt Sammy. LOL!
Simple if you ever show that one particular uniform picture of me to anyone I will be borrowing some ammo from P. McH and coming after you and Sammy. But, there is a funny story as to why that picture is so horrible. Maybe some day I will tell you all. MAYBE!!!!
There's nothing wrong with being blonde there so cute in there own way.I sat next to a very cute blode flying back from Cali. one day and she is reading the paper and the Headlines say nine Brazillian Soldiers Killed in fire fight. She goes thats terrible and shows me the headlines I stated yes it is. Then she ask how many is a Brazllion? omgggggg slaps my knee rolls my fists together and rubs my eyes
Strebor... sorry you think my vision was not you... or was it... maybe I was just overcome as an innocent "yute' and was so enamored that I only saw your true inner beauty.
I got a picture of me holding in my prayerful upfolded hands one of the two white ribbons from the May Queens bouquet in front of the iron fence in the front school yard and I am in a white suit... had to be my confirmation get up... so I got to figure Grade 2-3 (?).
I also have a few pictures my Mom had taken of me in the altar boy get up with the gold fringe bib and sash and the red silk tie and starched collar... they are B/W so you really can't get the full regalia look. I was in the Vatican years back and even the altar boys at the Pope's mass I attended did not have such regal get ups as we had in grade school.
So you know, no one need fear me (anymore)... I gave up doing wet work a few years back... too much stealth. late nights and gymnastics for an old aging body. I am now a man of and at peace who mostly just punches holes in paper, from varying distances. As far as squirells I just do them now when they screw with my bird feeders.
Run Sammy Run , Run like forrest pat Mc Has his Bee Bee gun stand behind Simple, i know he would take a bee bee for Sammy
Sneaks Sammy out of Simpleville for the Night til Pat Mc calms down. Puts Sammy on my head and gets my Davey Crocket Old Betsy Rifle(shhhh it don't work) and walks thru Simpleville singing Daveyyyy Daveyyyyy Crocket King of the wild Frontier. Born on a mountain top in tennessee gtreenest State in the land Of the free(shhhhh sammy and quit wagging your tail)
I was the May Queen?? That must have been after me and Floyd got into the altar wine.. You guys are off and runnin today boy..What happened to hot. See what I mean Plain? Nobody pays attention here in the Ville. Kinda like me throughout life..No fear..too dumb..
"Hot LZ"
"Hot Shots"
"Hot Water"
"Did I say Hot n' Tots?? They were ahmmmmmmmmmmm...never mind I already educated you on the history of the Hot n' Tots...
This just might work Sammy if you stop singing Pat knows I'm crazy and wont think anything of it but he's no dummy ya know, we are almost at the gate Daveyyyyyyyyyyyyy Daveyyyyyyyyyy crocket
Hey Davey Crockett in your Sammy Squirrel hat don't go to the Alamo!!!!
Huh ?????? What you say Simple ?
And to close on April 11, 2011 - it was HOT today!
Plain don't leave the Ville, come on back, nobody is shootin Sammy, take him off your head, get inside, put on your slippers, slip Sammy a nut, and get ready for tomorrow. OK buddy, come on, calm down, put the rifle down. Get inside, that's it, there ya go get yourself a glass of dew or due or whatever, and kick back PLEASE!!!!!
Yo, I'm ending this shit right now, you citizens are out of hand, talkin about runnin away, and guessing who is what and where. The Ville is hot tonite. Don't worry it will not be in the 80's tomorrow, today was a freak of nature. Much like the Hot n'Tots, but I aint goin there right now. I'm just glad Plain is settled in, now if the rest of you will just rest, we can close up shop for the day..Stay out of harms way my friends (especially you Sammy), TAPS..............
ONE OF THE RELBEEKS YOU TRYING TO GET MY HEAD SHOT OFF OR sAMMY kILLED? IM TRYING TO SNEAK SAMMY OUTTA HERE !!!!!!!
Jumps in my Shelby with Sammy and hits Mach speed vroooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm........turn out the lightsssssssssss..............the partyyyyyyyyyyssssssssssssssss over
Puleeeezzze, hit the rack Plain. You and that nut eater are the only ones stompin around outside. Pullleeeezze hit the rack!!!!
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