Mornin. What a mornin me and Sammy put in. Ape shit all over the streets, banana peels, peanut shells. Shit thrown at windows, nightmare on Plain and Simple Blvd. Sammy had a scare last night, a bonobo, was chasin him down 1st St. had him by the tail. Sammy heard him sayin (he is super squirrel he understands bonobese) that he wanted a piece of tail.. Super Sam got a way and some citizens rounded up the wayward apes and put them on an Ark, with some Captain named Noah, and they took off down the Schuykill River. PHEW!! hope we don't see them for awhile.
Alrighty then, In the real world outside Plain and Simpleville. Hillary Clownton, has made another demand to a head of State to step down, you go Hillary, wonder when was the last time she fired a rifle or saw someone get wounded or worse yet killed. I know she instills total fear in those Bedouin Warlords. They must be laughin in their turbans..Shut the fuck up Hillary, you are a NOBODY. How does a moron like that get to be Secretary of State. Please get out!!! Ahhh! This is sad, but what's the difference they just put somebody else's head on that body and the sheople will get the same shit..Sad state of affairs..
Watched the NCAA Championship, WOW. After all these years, The Butler Didn't Do It. There hasn't been that many bricks laid since John B. Kellly was a contractor..
Well, having said that, and no, I did not yet scald my balls, so I am not fully awake. I saw the end of Gone With The Wind last night. I had to watch when Rhett finally said: "Frankly My Dear I Don't Give A Damn." about time Rhett.. She treated you like yesterdays Daily News.. OK, lets try great movie lines. This should be fun, throw one out there and lets see the comments. Hey all you Plain and Simples lookin in, sign in and start commenting, or don't. We the people of Plain and Simpleville will continue to serve up all the bullshit we can for as long as we can. That is our pledge. Now we have a mascot and a pledge. This is how society's are built. Uh-Oh we don't want to build a society. LET ANARCHY REIGN
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Damn, I forgot. WAKE UP PLAIN!!!! You better be careful if you three stooges are golfin today. You are going to get your balls wet.
"Say ello to mah leeeetle frand"
Scarface...
Thank God that march Madness is over UConn say that was the worst championship Game I ever witnessed the only thing worst was the no calls by the officals it looked more like a Rugby game.
Hillary stated she had to run from her Hellicoppter while under fire she lied about that and you can be sure she lies every time she opens her mouth just like the Moron that put her in there, hes the only one that lies more yet the sheep follow. How you like your change now ? Your getting everything you deserve i'm glad vote the Asshole in again he cant hurt me, these progressive socialist liberals hey wait theres no rules for for the asses again and love your change I have more important things to worry about.
Like "We don't need no stinkinggggg badgessssss"
"What we got here is failure to communicate"
Got winners for today. Going after the General's record... Parx, 7th Race, Claimer, maybe we should buy these three from the fund raising money:
7--Soldier Sam (For Sammy)
6--Dancing Nick (For Plain)
8--Deputyville (Our Sheriff)
Simple
March Madness kinda went out like a Lame..
Yeah, Jim go buy a couple of those nags, let me know how you make out with that. I know this of my ventures with race horses, they eat and shit a lot. I wasn't aware of the 700.00 dental bills.
"Why Johnny Ringo you look like somebody just walked over your grave." Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday in Tombstone.
1 SHANE SHANEcome back,bye Shane
2 Fatman you shoot a great game of pool
3 Oh Luke, He was some boy,Cool Hand Luke Hell he's a natural born world shaker
4 Ahh the smell of napalm in the morning
Yo Plain, and Jim, one of my all time favorites. "Cool Hand Luke." especially the one by George Kennedy.
I made him an offer he couldn't refuse..
"YO ADRIEN"!!!
"I'm going to have a piece of liver with favre beans and a fine Chianti."
"I'm having an old friend for dinner tonite."
"Here's lookin at you kid."
Once again lot's of hits here at Plain and Simple, guess most people are shy,or maybe they figure they just don't want to comment on this shit..that's ok enjoy..
"Give me Librium or give me Meth"
Oh wait that was give me "Liberty or give me Death" my bad.
I wish these hitters would sign in or at least communicate, since I have become a Lama Maunker Monk I have knowledge and wisdom to share and the meaning of life. Things like when Johnny Apple seed was planting the seeds one at a time> A lama Dama Ding Dong Monk saw him and told him , My Son, feed the seed to the wild Bufflo, then throw a cherry Bomb and get the fuck out of the way, Those Bison wild stampeed and shit seeds all over the place and drive them into the ground.This is a lil known fact! Listen and Learn My Chrildren!!!!
Enjoy the liver and favre beans from WAWA?
What movie was that from Jim??
"Me Tarzan You Jane." Oh No, No, please forget I quoted that.
"Baird School, Baird Bums, what kinda show you guys runnin here today, the only class in the place is sittin next too me, and you want to destroy him and reward Georg, sittin over there in big Daddy's pockets, and Harry, Dan and Jimmy if your out there, FUCK YOU TOO. HOORAH!!! Al Pacino (Scent of a Woman.) Top ten all time..
"I coulda been a contender" - Marlon Brando in On the Waterfront.
"Go ahead, make my day" - Dirty Harry
Meet my two friends Mr. Colt & Mr. Wesson - again Dirty Harry
You two are just a plethera of knowledge on all subjects. This sight should be mandatory reading on all college levels. You could even start a Cliff notes vesion for those who don't have the time throughly enjoy the valuable and informative nature of this Blog. The hits are there, whether they sign in or not they still are drawn to the postings hopefully, to take a little time to peruse the fumblings of the members of the Golf, Horse, Monkey, Ape, Skydiving antics that are related to the area, state, nation and even the world with the internet.
" Does he Look Like a Bitch"
"You talkin' to me"? DiNiro in Taxi Driver.
"On top of the world Ma" - Cagney in White Heat.
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner" - Swayze in Dirty Dancing.
I agree with McCool, you guys never cease to amaze me with your knowledge of all things relevant to life.
"Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." "Stupid is as stupid does." "Run Forest run". Ok, Simple does a great impersonation of Forest Gump, so Simple give us the shrimp speech.
Nice compliments from the citizenry.
"Borrowed 500 from the shylocks, to see Sinatra at the Garden. Sat in the front row, two seats away from Tony Bennet. Knowin how to spend it Pop, that's class."
Eric Roberts "The Pope Of Greenwich Village."
"There is no prosthetic for a broken spirit."
Pacino "Scent of a Woman."
"Aye and now I have a proposition for you." "Lower your flags and march back to England, and stop at every village and town along the way, and beg forgiveness for 200 years of rape, robbery and tyranny, and you shall live." "Do it not and you shall all die here today."
Mel Gibson (Braveheart)
"Freedom"!!! See the above. You probably don't have too.
" It was not my ear you whispered to , it was my Heart ","It was not my lips you Kissed it was my Soul" Judy Garland
Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and shit like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is a public service sent by someone who worries about your well being . . . . .
Thanks Hob. I gotta find a place where I can walk to WaWa..
"It ain't about how hard you can hit. It's about how many times you get knocked down and get up."
Sly Stalone (RockyIIIIIIIIIIIIII)
Hob's I just did a recent Joint study myself with the Dalia lama on Germany Hill.
And I hear cell Phones cause the most accidents, what I can't figure out is why the hell would people drink Cell Phones ?
Dear Citizens of Plain and Simpleville, did anyone almost hit you while shoving a cream donut in their face. Eatin and drinkin in anything with a wheel on it should be against the law, of course then we could outlaw looking at signs, listening to the radio, talkin to fellow passengers, reading road maps, or sport pages, given some other driver the finger, and many other drivin hazards. In fact why don't we just outlaw drivin, then we wouldn't need oil..No more wars, at least in the middle East. As far as cell phones. The people that use them should have specific roads they can use.
Also from 2AM to 4AM drunks should be allowed to drive home. All other citizens would stay off the roads at these hours. They want to drink and drive go right ahead because everybody out there drivin with you has been drinkin too. No worries. HA!!! I should be a Chief of something, besides just toiling away on Plain and Simple, while my partner is hitting his balls against some tree at Hackers Hollow..
I have been driving on majors highways for many years, and have have done an informal study. The absolute worst drivers are WOMEN IN MIN VANS. with or without the kids in them. They are talking and texting and driving at high speeds, making turns while the cig is hitting their lap as they turn. I have seen it enough times. This is my personal opinion and here in the Ville our safety record is spotless. Simple has the right idea, 2 -4am stay off the road and let the demolition derby begin.LOL
Or, we can just drink and not drive, take a taxi or have someone sober drive you home. And, if we need to make a call or send a text, PULL OVER. But then again this is just too reasonable to be absorbed by the idiots of this world.
What about talking on the cell phone while smoking a ciggie and drinking coffee and putting your make up on and the Woman are even worse !!!!!! Smurks and walks away
Back to some action on the high seas, instead of the highways..
"ROCK!!!, what fuckin ROCK?" "That FUCKIN ROCK." "PREPARE TO RAM"!!!!
Ernie Keebler and Tom (Floyd) Flaherty in a house boat on the St. Lawrence Seaway 2AM,circa 1978 Yeah the boat sank...Yeah all the boys had to scramble out from below, yeah they asked us to leave Canada, yeah they told us to never come back..Now, that's a true story. Prepare to fuckin ram, he says, then the pontoons flew off and he looked at me and said, "I knocked the tampons off." LOFL!!!!!
Ive been throw out of Games , quite a few Bars, even a state a few times. But Ive never been thrown out of a Country. Not yet anyway
I can't remeber if we left. We may have conquered Quebec. I just know the boat was wrecked, and so were we..lol
Ahh.... Some fine movie lines today. Enjoyed that. Take a walk outside right now and it sure don't feel like April. The ville is a lot more quiet tonight than last night. Those apes don't know how to act. Gotta get inside and lock up. Phillies went down. Sixers went down. Time for Plain and Simpleville to go down. Lot of hits today, it is startin to amaze me. See you all tomorrow. Stay out of harms way my friends. TAPS.....
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