Monday, April 4, 2011
"Today Is The Fourth Day Of April In The Year Of Our Lord 2011." And Simple Still Don't Give A Shit!
Mornin. Finally after 100 shirts, scalded balls at least every other day, I have solved the problem.. Don't put a shirt on until I have my coffee, get the first cup and immeditatly throw it on my balls. There problem solved no more jumpin around. I took the shock value out of it, something is easier to take if you know it is comin. Thanks, to Anon, for the Massa info. but I must ask you did he escape from his cage and kill 16 of the other Great Apes because I know he got life. Did I mention that Bamboo almost killed his ugly ass. You know what, I wonder what are facination is with these Great Apes we can't seem to get off the subject. I find them more than interesting. I mean they have Apes in the Gorilla Society that they call Silver Backs. Because when they get older the hair on their backs turns DRUM ROLL eze...................SILVER..Is that fuckin amazin or what? Also, amazin are our cousins the Chimpanzee. Study that word for a minute................................You know that is not derived from English. I think it comes from a remote Pygmy language, one of the Pygmy tribes that mated with the Chimpanzee's The Shortadobabe Tribe, they produced the Gary Colemans of life.., they have since gone extict. Chimps, (that's their nickname) are still around. I think there are a lot more than they say, if they want more they should just let them breed, believe me their population will explode in no time..What the fuck, am I doin talkin about Monkeys on a Monday mornin?? Maybe because they both begin with MON..Alright let's get the wisdon flowin. Yeah you got it fire anything to do with Monkeys Gorillas any of the Great Apes. Movies, books, names, and Today here at Plain and Simple is now Monkday..We will have Plain and Simple names for all the days, before this empire comes crashin down... WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I forgot my ape names.
KING KONG
Mighty Joe Young (he may have come from Philly)
Monk Moran.
Gorillas in the Mist
King Kong II
King Kong III.
Monkey on My Back
Bonzo
Tarzan & The Apes
Mighty Joe Young II
Mr. Jigs
That's all for now. Later!
You know what Strebor, you usually have good names and comments, but King Kong II and III. What is that about??
Mr Mugs.
Muggsy
Cheetah
Cheetah Rivera
WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!!
Simple, my beloved simpleton since when is a Cheetah an ape?
And, there were two remakes of King Kong and one of Mighty Joe Young. I'll give you more info later. Unfortunately I have to leave for a funeral.
Monkey See Monkey Do
Going Ape
Barrel of Monkeys
Gorilla Glue
Monkey Shines
Planet of the Apes
Monkeying Around
Monkey Bread
Monkey Business
Gorillas in the Mist
Dian Fossey
Going to jump today but with Southwest today. Testing the planes for holes at 36,000 feet. My theory is Plain was teeing off and skied one and hit the plane. only fly on rainy days.
Strebor fyi..Cheetah happened to be Tarzans Monkey..It is a known fact that Tarzan liked Cheetah more than he liked Jane. In fact there was some Jungle gossip that Cheetah may have been a female Chimpanzee and yes bestiality does exist. Sooooooooo some natives were saying over a poisoning of arrows, that Tarzan may have dipped, with Cheetah and thus once again the Gary Colemans of life..
Gorilla Monsoon
Shots Gibbons
AWWW!!!! I gotta do this or I ain't the Simpleton everybody knows.
YABBA YABBA DABBA DABBA SAYS THE MONKEY TO THE CHIMP. YABBA DABBA DABBBA DABBBA SAYS THE CHIMPY TO THE MONK. ALL DAY LONG THEY LAUGH AND PLAY ABOUT, ALL DAY LONG THEY SWING AND SWAY ABOUT. LAUGHIN AND SWINGIN IN A MONKEY SORT OF WAY!!!
Any wonder why I am Simple Lord of The Simpltons. Let's hear it for Simple comin up with that song..I don't hear anything. If I don't hear anything soon, I will start cryin again.. WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!!
Never mind Plain, you are awake. Just had to go out and make a business run. While you and the other stooges ARE GOLFING!!! I know you are golfing PLAIN. Don't try to hide the fact that you are a man of leisure and you have another rather large co-hort to go whackin your balls with. Enjoy Plain, while I toil away at Plain and Simple. Just don't let Babe know that the driver is not for puttin..
Yes I was golfing with ewit. And yes my son I am now a Tibeten Monk you can cal me Lama Dama Ding Dong.And anyone that wants the meaning of Life you can find it on German Hill where I found my Thrill !!!
Bozogoes to Washington, and he is still there!
And it is a lil know fact that the Silver Backs mated with the Bononbo fucking Monkeys my son,this is where when the Silver Backs turned Gray the saying You old Fuckers came from.Listen and learn Simple. nods smiles and walks away
PLAIN!! runs over and hugs him.. How are you and the other stooges, hittin em? Are you taking Monk and Babe up to Germany Hill with you. You could start your own tribe of Bonobos. It would be the Manayunk Chapter of Bonobolistic Primates. I'm on too somethin here..
Capucine
That's one of those little monkeys, and he was some kind of mime or some shit. Not, the monkey Capucine. If I'm right, I can't be wrong, and nobody cares anyway.
Gotta "Quit Monkeyin Around"
"The Monkees"
No No they would never be able to put a weekend in at Germany Hill.They dont have the Patience, besides There is no one sheet that would fit around Babe and you would need two sheets for a tunic for him. And Monk is already a Monk, you are so Simple Simple.The Only Reason I was made a Dalai lama in one weekend was because I wrote a song for the Head Dalai, it goes like this.....WELL HELLO DALAI WELL HELLO DALAI IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU BACK WHERE YOU BELONG. I'd sing it all for you but I have practice, and the Head Dalai loved the song and my field jacket I gave him what I thought was a Ciggie from it and he was on cloud 10 thats way higher than cloud 9 anywho i gotta get
Simple, wasn't thinking too clearly this morning and forgot about Cheetah being Tarzan's monkey. Sorry! About King Kong II and III - No. 2 starred Jessica Lange (in the Fay Wray role) and your favorite Jeff Bridges (in the Bruce Cabot role). No. 3 starred Naomi Watts in the FW role; foget the guys name that did the BC role, and didn't feel like looking it up. Mighty Joe Young II starred Charlize Theron and Bill Paxton. Plain, great golf day; hope you are enjoying it.
Curious George
Abu (Aladdin)
Boots (Dora the Explorer)
Rafiki (Lion King)
Monkey Island
Jack (Pirates of Caribbean)
Marcel (Friends)
King Louie (Jungle Book)
Donkey Kong
That'sssssss all Folks!
I might change my name to BAFFLED!! You citizens of this jungle never cease to amaze me. I know Plain as well as anyone on this planet, and beleive me this ville is a perfect vessel for him to explore his jedi knight fetish, and trust me, he really thinks he a some sorta Monk. Like a Germany Hill Monk, or better yet a "MANAYMUNKER" He will love that I came up with MANAYMUNKER. He will now start his own cult. He can recruit right in Plain and Simpleville. Anyone wanting to hold the title of MANAYMUNKER must go through a series of tests. The first one is spending a night alone on Germany Hill waving a flag like a fuckin lunatic...
YO!!! You ain't gonna believe this shit my word is apetd.
Monkey Mind
Monkey Island
Simple, do you read all the comments. I already said Monkey Island.
I also forgot to mention that someone said that Massa was born at the zoo. Not so, he was captured in Ghana.
Good points by all But Simple you amaze me I love the "Munker" I am now starting my own cult I am no Longer Lama Dama Ding dong. I shall call Myself Hig Priest Lama Munker'
And yes Strebor you are correct it is a lil known fact that Massa was born in Ghana. And Simple was correct too when they brought Massa to the Philly Zoo and introduced him to Bamboo they said Massa this is Bamboo Bamboo this is Massa. And not many know this looks around shhhh Bamboo said you bring his ass in here and I'm GHANA fuck him up.
Strebor is defintley a teacher. Yes, Strebor I read all the comments. Yes Strebor I saw where you used Monkey Island, BUT, you were probably referring to Monkey Island at the Philadelphia Zoo. I on the other hand was referring to the Monkey Island where they found my friend Monk.. It is a little Island off the coast of Plain and Simpleville. As you pull in the ville if you arrive by boat. There us that little jungle island to the left. If you listen closely you will hear Jimmy Buffet music, and You will see a bunch of humanoids, with beers in their hands, that look somethin like Monk and they all try to entice you to come over and pick them up, once you take one or two of them they never leave. That Strebor was the Monkey Island I was referring too. Also, I the almighty Simpleton that I am said that Massa was born in Rhwanda, (of course I had no idea where he was born) which is just 45' SSW of Ghana, but I wasn't sure. Thank you for straightening out the history of Massa the Ape, and you can thank me for straightening out the mystery of the two Monkey Islands. OK WaWa.
Monkey Wrench..
I Just got off the Phone With Cliff Clavin he informs me that it is a lil know fact that Bamboo was not Bamboos first name when he was young his name was Boo and he was kinnapped by the Violento Monkeys and they treated him like an unwanted step child and tried to make a Monkey out of him numerous times until he was saved by the Philly Zoo.But it was here in Philly Boo got his name the people always tormented Boo so as soon as they got close even his tranior BAM he would back hand anyone close to him this is where they started calling him BAM BOO thus Bamboo this was in his teen years it wasnt until his 20's he started throwing shit beccause some Simple Bastard was taunting him doing that ooooo oooooo oooooo shit and scratching under there arms and hitting him in the head with peanuts so Bamboo grabbed a pile of shit and thru a slider and wacked this Simple guy upside the head and knocked him cold, This friends is where the Saying shithead comes from
Nice Research
High Priest Lama Munker Plain and Manaymunker Simple thank you for the laughs today, of which there were many. I needed some laughter today. Goodnight!
Wow!!! You bring back wonderful memories Plain, yes, I must confess that Simple Kid was me, before I was a full grown Simpleton, I was a little shit head..Thanks, too BAM BOO. Did he have a brother BOO BOO hangs down ECK'S on most Fridays. LOL!!!
Monkey Meat.
Come on my word is DRUM ROLL eze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Flucks. Who gives a flucks..
Strebor glad I could help Good nite God Bless.
And Jim I am a plethora of useless information and if I dont have the answer I just call Cliff, he or his Mother knows.
I'm glad i brought up some old shit that made you happy Simple, it's why i'm here.
Lets go Butler its Game time, good Nite simpletons God bless.....turn out the lightsssssssss......the partyssssss overrrrrrrrr.
I was gonna take a walk around the ville tonight, just make sure everything was ok, but I stuck my head outside and saw it is a real jungle out there. I'm talkin King Kong and Bamboo, and monkeys, couple of Bonobos screwin in the middle of the street. I ain't gone out there tonight. Lockin the door, and watchin the game. Hope I can hear it over all the chatter oooooooo and ahahahahha's gone on out there. Get the fuck off the streets you freakin Apes. It's game time.. As for you Plain and Simpletons, Stay out of harms way my friends..TAPS........
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