Mornin, Hey check out last nites TAPS and singing by one McHugh. He finally put down his weapons and started singin, he can have his loon button next month..He waited until the end too lay that baby out there. Phightins lose a tough one. Sixers get the old ass handed to them.., and life moves on.
I want to congratulate Estelle Danbridge, from Yorkshire County in England. Today she has the distinction of being the biggest ASSHOLE!!! on earth.. She braved the pouring rain for four hours to get a glimpse of Kate Middleton, who rode through her town in a limo, and as she was waving and screaming the limo sped by, and splashed water all over her idiotic being..Kate tossed a used tissue out the window that went blowing by her soaking wet moronic face.. These people sicken Simple, so much that I was hopin they said the Limo ran over her stupid ass.. What is with people's obsession with this Royal Bullshit. Hey Estelle, next time you can't pay your mortgage give Princess Katie and Prince William a call, I am sure they will come right to your rescue. You stupid fuck.. Obsesssion, I'll give you obsession. I want to know how they got their billions and billions of dollars. They don't work, their ancestors didn't work.. They raped the land and the people. They should be put on trial for War Crimes and Atrocities against their own people like Kadaffy Duck.. Wake Up People, at least bring their rich and privileged asses before the World Court and have them tell us why they are Royalty.. Get the fuck out of here. You are sickening, and those moronic bastards that worship them are worse.. These people have been free loading for centuries. Put the money back where it belongs Queen Frump, then go get a job in Ireland, cleanin fuckin floors in the Belfast Pub..As you can see, here in Plain and Simpleville although there are no rules. There also is not, nor ever will there be any Royalty..I'll keep you posted on the Royal Wedding. I am sure you can't wait to hear the news. Royal Wedding: Here is my card oh Prince and Princess..Fuck You, and your wedding.. OK!! movin on..restless night in the Ville last nite, there was a lot of howling going on, I looked out about two in the morning and Sammy and Greeny were both shitting themselves, evidently that full moon, brought out the wolves or werewolves or something that scared the shit out of them..Anyway that old werewolf, or lycanthropy legend kinda rings true, I will tell you why at Taps, but right now, lets get started with wolves, werewolves legends of both, and all sorts of HOWLING here at the Ville today..Dentist see you later, I think I will take novacaine this time..
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Some wolf stuff:
"Dancin with wolves" (one of my top ten)
"Little Red Riding Hood and The Big Bad Wolf (one of my top ten)
Yak Wolfington. Lived on Terrace right up the steet from Billy Keenan. I loved that nickname Yak. We didn't even know what Yak's were back then. It had to be derived from anohter source..
Last one for awhile:
Lon Chaney in The Wolfman (one of my top ten)
Good Morning P & S!
I also have to go to the dentist today so more later........
The Weirwolf of London
Timber wolf
Red wolf
Wolfington Chevrolet (how many of you remember them?)
Have a good one!
Wolf Blitzer
Wolf Pack (Cub Scouts)
Wolf Trap (Summer home of the Boston Symphony Orchestra)
I was a Teenage Werewolf... Michael J Fox movie
Gray wolf... retransplanted wolf in Yellowstone area causing a lot of consternation between ranchers and greenies in that area.
Good song Pat Mc..Glad you shared that with us..
I remember Wolfingtons. They had all the school buses up there for some reason..Maybe they sold them.
"The Howling" Now that was one hell of a transformation..
"Randy Wolf" Pitching for the Brew Crew against the Phils tonight..
You guys all know that the tides are moved by the moon. That means the Moons gravitational pull on the earth, can move the oceans. What makes man in his almighty arrogance thing that it can't move other fluids, such as the serums in our brain.. AHH!! Maybe back in the dark and middle ages, and in Manayunk on any VODKADAY, people do get a little wierd. I know I do.. Last nite that was me howlin at Sammy and Greeny, while they shit themselves..
Good Morning Whoof Whoof
Whoof Whoof
Lobo
Flow(strebor)
The Wolf of the Pinies
Wolverine Boots
Just got word one of our Anons, couldn't vistit the Ville today. These higher ups in Blogington, better get their shit together.. I told him to try later and let me know what happens..Somebody always gotta be selling "Wolf Tickets" Fix it Bloginton, or we will replace you with somebody else that can't..You all suck..
Hey Jim don't take this the wrong way but a Wolverine is a lot differnt than a fuckin werewolf. A little known fact a Wolverine pound for pound is the toughest animal on earth..
"Wolfman Jack" Howlin out the tunes
"The Boy That Cried Wolf"
"He's a Wolf in Sheeps Clothing."
Don't watch your balls Plain, keep your head down, and let the other stooges watch where you whack your balls..
There is no gravity the 76'ers suck who cares about that African Hand Ball game anyway ? pfffffffff Bunch of prima Donnas.
Plain is a Lone Wolf like a catus in the snow!
A sheep in wolves clothing,what bullshit sheep dont wear wolves clothing, there trying to pull the wool over are eyes, it is a lil known fact that sheep do all there shopping in Woolworths and they don't sell wolves Clothing
Sea Wolf
White Fang by Jack London
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Question who's bigger Mr Bigger or Mister Biggers son ?......Mister Biggers son cause he a lil Bigger haaaaaaaaaaa oh chit
Wolf lair
wolf whistle
wolf spider
wolf den
wolf at the door
Simple, what did Yak stand for, as in Yak Wolfington?
J. McC liked your play on Strebor backwards for wolf (flow).
River is my word, I'll bet that somewhere on this planet there is Wolf River.
Lo and behold! there is a Wolf River in Tennessee and Wisconsin.
Strebor, a little known fact. Yak stood for Yalebert Abraham Kazak Wolfington. Thus it was easier to call him YAK!! You know like when you YAK up a piece of your lung after choking on a pork chop.. Or a YAK, that wonders around the frozen tundras of our planet..I ain't going after YAKS. That would be harder than parrots..
Capt. Jack Shoenwolf (classmate at Roman and Captain on the Philadelphia Fire Dept.,great friend from Fairmount throughout high school, heard his name on the radio about 12 years ago, where he saved a little girls life as he crashed trough the third floor, he was ok, I saw him after that at Billy Keenans.)
"Minnesota Tiberwolves"
"Call Of The Wild"
"Wolf" Jack Nicholson.
"He Wolfed down them pancakes." A wife talking about her 380lb. husband.
There was a big meeting in Wyoming between ranchers who wanted to shoot wolves on sight and the US Fish and Wildlife and PETA enviro-weenies who wanted to implement a plan to protect the wolves by live capturing them and sterilizing them. One old rancher stood up and said... you yuppies from back east don't seem to understand the basic problem here... the wolves want to eat our cattle... not f**k them.
Yo Simple, Give me a fucking break. Where did you get werewolf from Wolerine. It's Lent and we are supposed to ne nice to each other until Sunday. Now Holy Tuesday your being a thorn in my nuts about a Wolverine. A great work boot not a Werewolf. It has something to do about Wolfs, right Plain. Second opinion needed here Plain. Is that Pinie Werewolf chasing you around or did the Dentist do something to your Canines............LOL Peace be with you............
Yak was called Yak cause he looked like a Yak not the body just the Face just like the kid that lived down the street from him that always had his head leaning to one side we Called him Tilt......yak yak yakk woop woop woop
Jimmy Mc you are correct Simple is a pain in everyones nuts Not only is he wrong about you He used my Jack London and call of the wild I am HOWLINNNNNNNNNNNNg Mad he never reads anyone else stupid shit just his own.
A Wolverine and a Wolf are two different creatures, Plain and Jim. What the fuck does a wolverine or a boot have to do with wolves, werewolves or wolf in General?? Hey WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!!!
I'm a pain in the nuts. Remove the L in Plain..You see who the real Pain is...
You put White Fang Plain not Call of the Wild. Jack London wrote a few books. He also wrote. How to whack your balls without using your hands.." one of his more intersting musings was on the differences between a Wolverine and a Wolf. Seems like one is in the Familias Canineus. While the other is in the Familias Weasalentia. Besides that there are no such things as WereWolverines. They shot all of them with silver bullets. There now you two have something to fry my nuts about..
Heres what you do........You put on your Wolverine Boots, with steel toes, and when that Pine wolf comes around your backyard when you are playing with Sammy and Greeny, rolling around in the Pine Needles, you kick that wolf right in the ass with your Wolverine Boots. Ergo, Wolverine and Wolfs. Don't think they will help much with the Werewolfs unless you have your Silver Wolverines Boots on. Let the Dentist help you out with the Vampires that live in the woods.
Deal!! but I don't have any silver toed Wolverine boots, you will have to buy me a pair if you want me to kick that old werewolf in the ass..lol..I wanna know how we started talkin about Wolverines and Wolverine boots. This is wolf day.. You people are incorrigible.
"Wolf Bane"
"Lone Wolf McQuade"
"Mr. Wolfington" (YAKS Dad)
He was blind and I didn't know it, and me and YAK went into his house and drank ourselves into oblivion, YAK went upstairs and I was on the couch, when I see this guy coming down the steps, I say uh-oh it's his father I'm dead. Well the guy starts walkin around like puttin his hands out in front of him. I'm like, what the fuck, he gets right over to the couch and starts feelin around finally gets to my face, and starts feelin around, I jump the fuck up we both fall over the table, I was runnin up Terrace St. and I could still hear him screamin...Scared the shit out of each other..
White Fang, he along with Pookie... those were characters from the Soupy Sales Show right???
Simple, technically all dogs are domesticated descendents of the wolf... and all weasels are direct descendents of Democrat polticians.
Michigan Wolverines
Ducks
Hippos
Geese
War Eagles
Red Robbins
Tigers
Lions
fish
Bugs
P & S you are out of control. Wolves, wolverines, any other animal or insect is fair game.
Hey, in Plain's mind they are all related to the wolf in some way.
I feel ya........
You have all turned this one into a real fiasco.. I hope you are all proud of yourselves, as I have no fucking idea what any of you are talking about.. WaWa!! I ain't cryin, I gotta get some chow.. Chow!!!
Looks like this whole wolf thing has gone to hell... so one last attempt to bring back the "lycan" references...
I had just come out of the store with two sub sandwiches, a jumbo bowl of chili, a bag of chips, and a 6-pack of beer. A homeless man sat on the curb, look up at me and said, "I am as hungry as a wolf as I haven't eaten for two days." I told him, "I wish I had your freaking will power."
Wolfgang Puck
Stephan Kings silver Bullet
Teen wolf M.J. Fox
Lon Chaney was the best wolf man that ever hoooowwwwwwled.
Wolf man Jack
The Boy that cried Wolf
Wolf in sheeps clothing
Dancing with Wolves
These are all in my top ten
Wolf Pack
Timber Wolf
Charleston with Wolves
Salsa with Wolves
Wolfs down a wawa meat Ball
Earman, is back and right in line with his unnormal bullshit. Plain and Ear, everybody busts my balls about using other peoples words. Well you two just blew through the whole wolf thing with not one, not one original.. THEY WERE ALL USED!!You people are doing this to fry my already scaleded nuts. You won't get away with it. I will change later tonite, and it will get ugly.. Hey Pat that was me, on a Post Vodkaday..
Who's afraid of Virginia Wolf
Tom Wolfe (author)
Peter and the Wolf
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I am a wolf,running through the trees. Following the scents,
on the midnight breeze.
I am a wolf,howling beneath a silver moon. Hoping that my loyal pack,will answer back quite soon.
I am a wolf, hunting with my pack.
With the young and the old wolves wait for meat to be brought back.
I am a wolf, and I must kill to survive. It is what I must do, to keep our kind alive?
I am a wolf, withstanding man's fear and all his hate. Just trying to exist with my cubs and mate.
I am a wolf, trying to be wild, fierce and free. Living in the wilderness as far as the eye can see.
I am a wolf, I'd never want to be anything more. And I hope that even after I'm gone, wolves will survive forevermore.
I gives up!
"Wolfin" read the book, recommended back in the seventies, by one Butch Witkowski. It proves there are such creatures as Wolfin living amongst us, in dilapidated buildings, in vacant houses and wooded areas. Many a murder are left unsolved, could it be the Wolfin that Butch and I read about so long ago?? Could it be?? Keep making fun of the Wolf my friends, and ye maybe awfully sorry in the morning MUHHHHAAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!!! Hey Pat that was a pretty good poem there about the wolf. Is that an original McFudd or did you plagiarize it, much like Simple.
Wolves are Black, Wolves are Brown, Wolves like to run around.
Wolves are Grey, Wolves are White, Wolves like to fucking Bite.
Wolves like to howl Wolves like to prowl, Wolves piss on hub caps and Howl at the moon,if wolves shit on my lawn they will be extinct real soon.......A Poem By Henry Wadsworth Plain
OMG H. W. Plain, I couldn't stop laughing. I still am! Thank you!
Plagiarism is when you deliberately or accidentally copy someone else's work and present it as your own. Reseach is when you copy someone elses work and let others decide how smart you are. That poem was "research".
Now about "wofen"... I do not discount their existence. Consider the fact that we have billions of people in this world as members of a death cult who would drive planes full of people into buildings, steer explosive laden cars into crowded makets, willingly strap explosive vests onto their young childtren and put them on buses or trains all in the name of some pedophile prophet... and the supposed sane people of the world do not issue orders to kill any and all of these rag head vermin on site... then anything in this world is possible.
Great Poem Plain. Hey Pat, I think you got Wofen right, I think that is how the name was spelled on the book..Yeah the world is a fucked up place, except here at Plain and Simple, we get out of that world for awhile. That is a good thing..
Right now, are you all listening, my fingers are growing at an alarming rate..My face is elongating, and teeth are starting to grow into canines with spit and slobber, hair is growing over my entire body, I am starting to run, faster and faster, my eyes are watering, Oh my!!!!!! It is very painful!!!!!!!!! when you have to take a shit!!!!
Phew!! There for a moment I knew how a werewolf must feel.. Hey, you guys did a great job screwin the wolf today.. They didn't quite get the respect of Sammy, Greeny, and the Bonobo's but there were some great poems, plagiarised or not. I surely did enjoy myself once again. We are heading for a major milestone shortly.. I will let you all know tomorrow.. Hold on there's a knock at the door. What Sammy? I understand Squirllese now. Your afraid of the Wofen. Sammy must I remind you, you are Super Sam The Super Squirrel, you can kick any old wofens ass that comes after you. Now, get the fuck out of here, and hit the rack with the rest of these nuts that live in this place. SLAM!!! GOOD NITE!!!! Oh yeah, Stay out of hamrs way my friends and don't let the wofen getcha!!! TAPS.....
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