Mornin. What the fuck Plain, ask you one time in 58 years to do a post, and the streets are empty. You saw the condition I was in yesterday, have you know feelings for your Simple brother. Man is inrorrigable. What happened to April Simpletons Day. Don't anybody worry I lived up to my name. I don't think I can go back to the Yunk for years..Missed 4 Exacta's by less than a nose. This whole universe is against me. For I am Simple Lord of the Idiots. WAKE UP PLAIN!!! Well the Fightin's came out Fightin, I love that team..Sixers made the playoffs, and Please Beetlejuice Lurie and Arnold Stang Banner take your billions and Andy Greid and get the fuck out of Philly.. I love life but I ain't feelin it right now..Plain and Simple is on a roll. I had a lot of people say we read that blog everyday. I said, "Man that is cool, thank you." Oh Ernie I love it. "Cool" and as they walk away, I think what the fuck is wrong with them.. Anyway you know you are all welcome, sign in, and give us some comments. That would give us more fire power. Timmy especially you, with the Tombstone material. We could have a Tombstone Day. OK, that was everything I had.. What do we do today.. How about this, something we can always discuss. Give me your top ten all time greatest baseball players. We are probably all going to have about the same seven, then it gets rougher..
1.Cobb
2.Rose
3.Ruth
4.Williams (Ted)
5.Gehrig
6.Mays
I got to six and having a little trouble.
7.Aaron
8.Mantle
9Dimaggio
10.Clemente, Fox,
Give it a shot. All you young dudes fire them out there. This is Simple, I gotta go nurse myself back to health. A day out up there is like a month out anywhere else..
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Wtg Simple now we have two post one that makes no sense at all (this one)and the other with very astute profound statements.Btw ,wtg means way to go and mmm btw means by the way but I lol, omg I did it again wtf I cant stop.Igg
Yo Hob, that joke was some funny shit..
Earman glad to see you didn't swim off with the Sea Turtles..I-95 World Series, don't know about that Jim..Did Jack the Lipper (Earmans Dog who thinks Earmans lips are doggie treats)give you a lick when you got home??
Strebor thanks for TAPS last night, I wasn't capable and once again nobody could find Plain, but he has enough balls too talk shit about me. I have balls but they are constantly scalded with coffee.
As everybody can see Plain and Simple went right ahead and did two posts today. That ladies and gentlemen is called lack of communication. Something me and Plain have been dealing with our entire lives..
You know what Hump You Plain. What in heavens name do you mean that Post makes no sense. None of them make any sense!!!!!
I gotta get outta town and shut my eyes, but because of this pact The Jersey Devil made with the Main Street Devil I gotta jump from Street to Street answering and layin out my profoundifity (I don't know if that is a word)
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL, OH I"M SORRY, I MEAN THE GREATEST HANDICAPPER OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cobb
Ruth
Aaron
Mays
Williams
Gehrig
Rogers Hornsby
Joe Jackson
#1 Walter Johnson
#2 Grover Alexander Those ones up there ^are all Tied
This is the second time you ruined my April 2nd in two days There I was having a great time Picking horses had two winners in a row, then Strebor came in we hugged we kissed did a sit down electric slide a great time was being had by all then you come in with tomorrows Racing Form........throws my hands up in the air........and you wonder why we can't win......you had me so nuts I called a cab to take me home and I don't drink, had to walk back and get my car.Then the General hits one you went baa baa and I left again.I get Home and it's still April 2nd now and I was three hours late because you have us on pacfic time.
SORRY!!! (gag gag gag)
Okay I fixed everything up. I told all the simpletons not to use the April 2nd postFrom yesterday and to use the April 2nd post from today not the first April 2nd Post but the 2nd April 2nd post from today this way everyone will be using the same April 2nd post and not the April 2nd post from yesterday or the other April 2nd post from today we are using the 2nd April 2nd Post not the first April 2nd post........smiles don't thank me i'm just here to help......oh go on with ya.....stop applauding......gosh......blushes..............oh stop now
Two posts, wtf! When you ask for the 10 greatest players, do you mean who were really the best or do you mean who we like the best? I think it is who really was the best. Right? I know you are saying what's up with Strebor, why the confusion with the question? Well, since you were both MIA last night and I had to say goodnight to Plain & Simpleville, and I, too, partied before, during and after the game, I'm feeling a little groggy this AM. Earman, I am rooting for the Phillies and the O's in the World Series. Last time that happened the O's beat the Phillies; we need our revenge. HOB enjoyed your electric fence joke even tho I heard it before. How about that General? Plain, keep on sliding!!!
It's ELECTRIC! Later, I have to think about the baseball question.
Strebor,please don't wrack my brain today. Put down your best ten players of all time. Not, your favorite, because he was cute or somethin, you would have 10 Utleys
Oh Simple you know me all too well. Let me go on record that Chase Utley is and will always be my very best favorite player of all time.
1. Mickey Mantle
2. Joe DiMaggio
3. Pete Rose
4. Babe Ruth
5. Tyrus Cobb
6. Ted Williams
7. Stan Musial
8. Cal Ripken
9. Mike Schmidt
10.Lou Gehrig
Strebor they were great picks. Up until Mike Shit. 10 greatest of all time, but that is what makes life interestin.. anything goes here on Plain and Simple.
Plain you therrrre ZZZZ ZZZZZZ
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Yawns and stretches out as I check the logs pretty good picks Strebor but I have to ag agr aggggg agr agree with Simple on the Shit thing omg whats happening to me ?I just called my nut Doctor( says nut doc because I can't spell Physiotherapist) I was going to fire him but when I told him I just agreed with you he Quit! he said he is going to become a Tibeten Monk and ask if I would join him I told him I had to do the post when simple didn't show up and needed to stay in touch with all the Simpletons so we are going to Germany Hill rather than the Himalayas. I get back to ya.
You ain't gonna beleive this PLain, but this morning about 4AM I had monkey mind goin big time. I'm thinkin about shit that, I don't even know how I could think about it. When lo and behold I start thinkin why the fuck do they call those guys MONKS. You now Sharlenton Monks, and Tibetan Monks. They don't look like any Monk I ever knew and they certainly don't act like any Monks I ever knew. I just found this intriguing at 4 AM. So, with my certifiably whacked out Medulla in full Monkey mode. I came up with a theory. They must first live with Monkeys before becomeing full blown Monks. That is why they have all those neat moves when they get in a fight. Dude, some of them can jump up and kick you right between your fuckin eyes. You wanna talk about kid candle and on blow you are out. This is it. They also can fire their hands at amazing speeds, like by the time you try and parry a shot, your dead..Now you ask what does this have to do with Monkeys. Well there is a society of Monkeys, that are just the opposite of the constantly fucking Bonobos.. They are the Violentbos, all they do all day is fight. They are taller than most monkeys and yell HEEYA, when they hit each other with various chops. They also have elongated toes, so when they leap and kick, they can kick each othe in the eye. The wanna be Monks study and live with them. If they get the fuck out of there alive. They are called MONKS!!! So there you have it..And you call Simple..
Do you know simple that at 4 an I was driving home from Playing cards and was thinking about all the Monkeys I hang around with.And becoming a Tibetian Monk and my meduliaoblonggotta said to myself self why don't you become a Monk instead of just Monking around I didnt want to be a fucking Bonobo Monkey or one of them fighting violentbos Monkeys I would rather be one of them Lovero Monkeys they are the one's that spread peace and wisdom with Kindness thruout the world, they are from the Middle East and right now aren't doing a great job because those Muslim Monkeys are starting shit all over the world right now ,there is four of them Muslim Monkeys in the Philadelphia Zoo there the one's that throw shit and oranges at you when your trying to have fun and throw peanuts at them and make faces and go oooooo oooooo ooooo and scrach under your arms. They just aren't peacable Monkeys so I think I am going to take a few of them to Germany Hill with me while I try and change them and become a Monk. So you see Simple that Trancendental meditation has something to it I was basically thinking of all the Monkeys at the same time you were.So it's plain to me this is basically Simple.
Why would you throw a can of beer at your horse when it was leading?And if you didn't did you get the guy that did? Bombay Duck..love that name.hope you made some money. Now, we have to get the General to post a few winners for us. This would increase our support and help put some kids through college. The master handicapper could make a lot of our members happy. I know its no challenge for him but just in his spare time......wow that would be nice. He must have put a lot of time in at Rock Hill to really get the feel for horses. It's Lent Simple so I think you should offer up that the The Handicapper General is the Man when it comes to Equine knowledge. Plain should also take some credit for being his right hand man. April is starting off with a bang. It should be a good month, except around the 15th. But we can claim our losses against our winnings. So..Glad you had a good day and don't be afraid to ask The Handicapper General for a few picks.
Hey McCool I didn't throw the can of beer some other drunk in the infeild of 100,000 drunks did. No I couldn't find him. Jimmy this is a true story you can find the film on Google I believe. Plains oldest son, Ryan (much better handicapper, than Plain, 0r) WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL)!!!! He's in the lead after 6 furlongs, fastest 6 in Kentucky Derby History and some Monkey throws a beer and hits him right in his long face. Goodbye Lead, Goodbye my old Kentucky home. I just hung out with John Wayne, and Kurt Douglas. They were in the box next too me, and I kept doing impersonations of them. My X told me if I didn't stop she was going to divorce me. She must have been some kind of Prophet..
Hey my word is brebor. Is that Strebor's brother.
Saturday Night: Sports Junkies Dream.
Final Four of the NCAA Tournment.
Phillies vs. Astros with Lee's return.
Sixers Bucks.
I might not move till tomorrow..
Well then I thnk Plain and Simpleville residents should chip in, buy cheap colt, maybe form Dego Louies and train him for the next three years and run him. Then when he wins we can afford T-Shirts. Baseball:
George Laddie
Butch Busom
Richie (Something)
Fill in the rest
Jim your doing Roman Catholic.
Richie Bogle..
I guess I didn't specify pro ball players, (ahem) I just thought maybe you would pick up on that on your own.
Down goes VCU. Hope Butler wins it all and gets the Maid as a reward..
Just a twist.no rules remember. This is Plain and Simpleville....Just thought a CURVE BALL was due........
Now we all know that I don't have a bro named Brebor. Plain & Simple what do you have against Mike Shit uh I mean Schmidt? Are we going to have two posts again tomorrow? 123 Look at Mr. Lee! And, they're hitting too! GO PHILLIES.
Strebor Shit was a good ballplayer and hit 500 and some home runs. I think 3 of them meant somethin..
Caught the curveball Jim. The horse caught a beer can.
Brebor was my word..
Phightin's lookin good, Welcome back General Lee. 11K's in 7 not bad. Gotta hope Vic Torino is alright, can't keep losin starters..
Butler got the Maid in college hoops.
Sixers still playin.
No football field tomorrow. Hopefully only one post..
Good day for a Saturday. Be wary of Monks and Bonobos. They will both get your ass one way or another. Stay out of harms way my friends. TAPS
Jim not a bad idea about buying a race Horse but here's another true story The only horse Simple ever brought was blind all the others he had were brought by his Trainor, and you can name anyone you want Jim there is no rules here lil league , Pro , High School it don't matter.
And only one post Strebor if Simple does his job besides I'm up here on Germany Hill.......i found my thrill on germany Hillll great games so far go Uconn......Phils look good and I hope Butler wins it all just so I can say the Butler Did IT.........turn out the lightsssss .....the partyssssssssssss overrrrrrrrrrrr......Good nite Misses Calabash where ever you are !!!!!!!!
It's Lent and I want to be compassionate on Simple. My Resolution.......
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