MORNIN!!!! Scalded Nuts!!! Yeah, your probably saying he is either kiddin, lyin or just fucked up.. WELL Remember my name. They don't call me SIMPLE because I'm a genius..So I aint kiddin, I aint lyin, so I guess..Well you figure it out..WAK UP PLAIN!!!!! I did the wak on purpose.. Haa Haaaa Haaaa..He thinks he is funny...AWW, looks a little wet out there today, guess you can just send the stooge signal out and all three of ya turn over at once and go ZZZZZZZ PHEWWWW WEEWEEEWEEE.. As for me I gotta get on the road with all those lovely women drivin mini vans and puttin on make up and those left over drunks, and the dudes that are late, can't wait man, let the drive begin. As for here at the ville today, when all of you villagers decide to start walkin around, and all our visitors (according to the stats there are a lot of them) start visiting.. Lets do some commentary on the ROAD.. Movies, books, names, songs. You know the deal anything that has to do with the Road. As for me, I'll be back sometime this afternoon. Enjoy, lets see what ya got. Actually the theme or whatever you call it is just a catalyst, we never really adhere too it, too long. We play along, but sooner than later it gets nuts.. Enjoy. As for me:
"On The Road Again" If you don't know who sang it. I ain't tellin ya.
Have a great time Plain and Simpletons.
Oh yeah one last thing: WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!!!!!!!
"Blue Highways" by William Least Heat Moon. (Great Read)
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We can hit a large milestone today. Let you know what happens later..
"Road to Zanzibar" Bob Dope (never made me laugh a day in my life, good to the troops though..So I gotta dig him) and none other, than Der Bingle. That booze lovin, kid beatin, wife cheatin rotten fuck. White Christmas my ass. Der Bingle!! Der Jerk Off more like it. See it doesn't take long too get off the theme...Later!!
I was Driving down South just outside Millers Cave in Georiga I saw this accident between a Thunderbird , Mustang and a Mack Truck, there was horseshit and feathers everywhere..........haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I did it again ohhh chit knee slapper .....omg someone call 911 i'm Killing myself, haaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Road Kill
Road Rage
Road Being Repaved
The Road Less Traveled
Hit The Road
End of The Road
Rhode Island
Rhode Scholar
May the ROad Rise up to Meet You
New Road
Old Road
Simple is on the ROAD
How many of Plains balls are on Magdalena (for today Road)
Strebor, How is the Stomach?
Wow!! Get back, and Plain is still firin his shit about animals. I think the man is just PLAIN whacked. I know his balls are.
Hey McCool no rules, but you buried the Road..I gotta have a couple more. McHugh tried to make Road Kill out of Sammy. In fact McHugh might have some Road Kill in his recipe.
"Road House"
"Arthur Rhodes"
"Collasus Of Rhodes"
"Curve in the Road"
Phew McCool got me stretchin. Where you at Plian, pleas don't tell me, your balls are going to be wore out before the Gold Tournament. You know the one and only time Simple golfs every year..
"Thelma and Louise"
"All Roads lead to Rome"
"Come to a crossroads take it." (Yogi Lawrence Berra.)
J. McC alias BACSL why are you inquiring about my stomach? I'm thinking that you are thinking that I'm someone that I'm not.
Tabacco Road
High Road, Low Road
Highway to Heaven
Road to Nowhere
Easy Street
Broadway
Simple, drive carefully. Plain, keep cracking yourself up!
Perhaps.............just throwing shit against the wall to see if it sticks...LOL ynohtna???
I'm on the road to recovery
The road to nowhere
Road Rally
Down the Road
Now who the hell is Plian, you no speller Simple, always correcting me about my spelling, I'm telling you now I never correct my spelling, you dumb shit if I knew how to correct it I wouldn't have too and it is much cheaper this way not correcting the words I misspell.....smirks I have saved thousands
#1 I couldn't see the screen with all the white out I was using.
#2 And what I could see didn't make sense
#3 Ive only had to buy two Computers this month instead of like 8 because I couldnt see shit.But the two a month I go thru now has nothing to do with my spelling It's that damn chess game, the comp usually beats me in that but it dont stand a chance in Kick boxing with me !!!
Yo Jim you trying to snag Strebor?
I have been trying for a long time. Also, Sweetheart..
"Roadster"
"Road to Serabithia" or Terrabithia, or somethin like that"
"Terror or Highway 101" He wore black denim trousers and motorcycle boots,and a black leather jacket with an Eagle on the back, he had a hopped up cycle that shot off like a gun this fool was the terror of Highway one oh one. On the muscle of his arm he wore a red tatoo with the words mother I love you. He had a hopped up cycle that shot off like a gun this fool was the terrow of Highway one oh one. HOORAH. Does Simple know hit shit or what????
Hey Plain you better calm the fuck down, I never correct your spelling, I think you spell pretty darn good (gag, gag, cough, gag,) excuse me had somethin caught in my throat.. Yo, your throwin a lot of threats out there Plain, you know like don't make me come over there and don't correct your spellin. You wanta get it on again, bring it.. I will be with you tomorrow nite we can go roll around in an alley again or a parking garage. Of course you stand a better chance this time, I don't have a cast on my arm.. LOL!!
Ahem - it was Bridge to Terebithia but as you said anything goes here.
Yellow Brick Road
Road to Redemption
Highway to Hell
Some more Bob Dope & Der Bingle's
Road to Shanghai
Road to Morocco
Not a Bob Dope or Der Bingle -
Long & Winding Road
pttttfffffffffff Simple you dont even wanna go there, you would be doing Jesus again only yelling it Oh Jesus Plain has lost his mind, and those cast don't hurt nor do night sticks pain is good extreme pain is extremly good. Okay Simple your in charge I have a game to get too wait Jim Mc keep an eye on him you too Strebor he needs all the help he can get Simple is even getting more Simple
And when I get back I wanna know this Milestone Simple is this like the Rosetta or the Philosopher Stone ?I'llllllllllll be back
Hey Strebor, Oh Great Teacher Of The Ville, I know you are a teacher. The other day you got in my shit about reading the comments. DID YOU READ THE COMMENTS??? I stated Road to Terribithia!!! If you ar a guy Strebor, and I will find out. I am going to get Plain after your ass.
Hey Plain, once again you skate. We ain't doin miles or milestones today, but I know anything goes in Plain and Simpleville.., and to be totally objective, miles do have to do with Roads, so once again Plain gets by..PHEW!!
"500 miles"
"mile marker"
"mile a minute"
"Miley Cyrus"
I know this place is ridiculous, but he don't care, so I don't care. So there. What am I in 5th fuckin grade.. Not even third, lookin up Miss Knights skirt..
Yo, I was really checkin my teachers legs out in third grade. There really gotta be somethin wrong with a kid like that.. RIGHT???
Yes darlin' Simple you did say Road to Terrebithia but it is not Road to, it is Bridge to Terrebithia. And, I will get our illustrious Lama Munker Jedi Knight to kick your ass if you sass me one more time. Or better yet I will rap your knuckles with a yardstick.
Road to Perdition (Tom Hanks movie)
Road Warrior
Randi Rhodes (PMSNBC skank)
Road Trip
I only have that one recipe I put up a while back for Sammy Stew...mostly I shoot them and ground hogs/prairie dogs just for the hell of it. I got quite a few good ways to prepare Bambi's Mom and other wild ungulates if you need them.
AAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAA........Strebor is a Nun........An old Nun. Plain and Simple know who you are so I am at a disadvantage.....so I will have to figure which Nun you are....And Simple checking out the Nuns legs in 3rd grade when we had Religion........
OMG I can't stop LOL! A nun? no way in hell.
Mc Cool... be honest most of us made it through at least 4th grade before we even believed nuns had legs... I always though they hovered.
As for Ms. Knight... I still remember her short brown hair, pretty face and she had boobs. I remember once she bent over to pick up an eraser and her skirt slid up and I think that is when I got my first real wood. To make matters worse as a Catholic school "inmate prisoner" I did not confess that I had prurient thoughts.
That's what Father Farrant was for
Miss Knight Jim. No nuns, no nuns, I am a sick man, but give me a break.. Yeah I was checkin out Jap Nose.
We have to disarm McHugh he already shot up the ville once.
I don't know Strebor that well, but a nun no way.. You are way off BAC SL. How long did you ride that baby..
"Abbey Road"
"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
"Roosevelt Boulevard"
"Colorado Boulevard"
"Travels with Charlie" (Steibecks Road Book)
"The Old Dirt Road"
I gotta stop. This ville is makin me nuts.
Yo Pat, I just went back and read, where you thought they hovered. Puleezze LOL!!
Simple... I never saw their feet until the 4th grade when Martina the Gestapo-captain-in-drag nun got her costume caught in the stationery closet and those black shoes appeared under the layer of cloth. I think she was looking for more tabasco sauce to place on my tongue as I knelt on the floor with arms outstretched with a history tome in each hand. What a freaking demented old perverted bitch she was.
oh and about disarming me... last I counted there were 57 options capable of various velocity levels and impact dispersion of high speed projectile projections... some people collect baseball cards or stamps, among other things I collect "hardware".
You fool Simple I didnt bring up milestones today you did you said we are going to reach one today I wanted to know what it is. Throws up my hands.
Strebor a Nun you say haaaaaaaaaa puts my Hands on my mouth and does a Man giggle. But you could say she is a Saint just for putting up with Simple.
Well I'm glad J. McC's reference to me being a nun brought up so much rhetoric about the good nuns of St. John's and our adolescent conceptions of them. I thought they had their boobs removed; isn't that sick? And, that is why I, unlike every other girl student (just gave you a big clue, didn't I, McCool?) at St. J's, never aspired to be a nun. But at least I knew they didn't hover, that they actually had legs.
My word is unguat - isn't that one of the things that P.McH said he stalked with his hardware collection?
Strebor... did you ever think that they didn't have hair and/or ears??? The only really weird off her meds bat shit crazy senile one was Jap... and the only sick demented cruel bastard retarded daughter of Baal was Martina. All the others were at their worst just stern disciplinarians who were coping with a life of celibacy and abject lonliness... and had to cope and deal with a bunch of rambunctious free spirited boys. I've often thought of what my Mom used to say about her white hair, that I gave her all of them... thinking back now on the hooded bibbed women of my youth... maybe if they had hair it was also pure white.
Pat Mc with your impact dispersion and shit you just got the Ville's watch captian job. We will all sleep better tonight and you must enforce our no rules ordinance. Screw water boarding, to much time. We will walkie talkie you and BOOM. Simple make sure you wear your arm band.............Now Sister Strebor, I might not remember you but you know me. Simple said he knows you but not that well.Plain must hve found out from Simple, ergo you are Simple's Sweetheart......LOL Patience, Patience.....Sister Strebor.....Do I know anyone in your family?
YOU DIRTY CURS....I WANT EVERYONE OF YOU TO LINE UP IN TWO'S PUT YOUR FINGERS OVER YOUR LIPS IN THE SIGN OF THE CROSS!!! WE ARE MARCHING UP TO MOTHER SUPERIORS OFFICE AND I DONT WANT TO HEAR NOT ONE IOTA ABOUT THESE SCARED WOMAN MARRIED TO JESUS(BOWS MY HEAD) I WANT TO MAKE THIS CRYSTAL CLEAR MARK MY WORDS THESE NUNS ARE SECOND TO NONE. ONE MORE WORD OUT OF ANY OF YOU I'LL THROW MY ROSSARY BEADS OVER MY SHOULDER AND BEAT YOU WITHIN A INCH OF YOUR LIFE WITH MY CLICKER, RULER . POINTER AND EVERYONE OF YOUR PARENTS WILL BE AT THE CONVENT TONITE.....AMEN GET MARCHING
Somethin wrong with you people. I'm startin too think the only sane one around here is me. WOW! guess what we just came to the end of this road. Simple is gettin ready for Vodkaday, and Plain is constantly yellin at me..Your on my last nerve Plian. Do love ya though. Gotta Check somethin.....................Be right back
2981 hits, good enough for me, by the time I post tomorrow, we will be at 3000 hits, you gotta be kiddin me. Just goes to show you how nuts this world is.. The ville is closin down. The roads are closed for the nite, and it is rack time. What a great job. Man 3000 hits. Ty and Pete here we come.
Stay out of harms way my friends.
TAPS.......
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