Mornin. Yeah I knew the date today.. One of my Dad's more famous sayings, and he had many, was about Manayunk. He told me his theory when I was a little kid. He says "You know kid, they should build a wall around this town, and don't let anybody in, and don't let anybody out." I had no idea what he was talkin about, but I sure know now..Still makes me laugh even today..Our family had moved on up to Fleming St. at this time. the side of Fleming, when you come up the Manayunk Wall you make a right. We were almost at the top. He used to say we were higher than William Penn. Anyway, we are getting whacked with a really bad storm, and the TV shows Main St. was flooded (Plain was probably swimmin) So me and him are staning at the door and I mean the rain is coming down, I look up and say, Daddy are we goin to get flooded. He looks at me and says. "Kid if we get flooded everybody else in the World is dead." Still makes me laugh even today..Big E, you are the Man.
Anyhow, how ya all doin, ready to rock and roll, how about anything that has to do with Birthdays. Songs, Names, Movies, hey how about some of your experiences. Whatever, no rules.
Gotta tell you this then I will post. No, coffee on my nuts, but I wake up wet, the sheets are wet, I say UH-OH so now it starts. Nah!!! I found the empty bottle of water I was sluggin outta, layin in bed with me..Just must of tucked it in like a teddy bear or some shit, and slept with it. Just when you think Simple maybe coming around to being almost human, I sleep with a bottle of water and come too thinkin I pissed the bed..
Let's Go!!!! Approaching 3000 hits. Unfuckinbelievable.. WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!!
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"Sixteen Candles"
"Happy Birthday" I told some dude in Key West, I wrote Happy Birthday, he hung out with me for three days and must have told 100 fuckin people. How whacked out did they think we were??
"You can't have your cake and eat it too"
Happy Birthday Baby Boomers.........in the Ville.....
"Let them eat cake"
Well they may as well, because Marie couldn't. It is pretty hard to eat without a head..
Hey Jim, I saw where something like 11,000 boomers a day are retiring.. That's whacked..There are a lot of boomers, includin you, me I'm some kinda pod. I got my shit from Medicare and threw it in the trash. I thought they had made a mistake. Yeah right again, Simple..WAKE UP PLAIN!!
Happy Birthday to the Big "E". Big "E" had a riddle he liked to give to anyone who ever knew him or visited him. See if you can get this riddle.
A man comes to visit another man in prison. After the visitor leaves the guard says to the prisoner who was that? The prisoner replies - brothers and sisters I have none but the man's father is my father's son. How were they related. Simple, you are out of this as I know you know the answer.
"Today's your birthday!"
You all know where Plain is. That is right, whackin his balls again. Whack on Plain, I'll do everything that needs to be done to keep the ville operating. You just go swingin at your balls, and don't kill any of Sammys relatives.
"That's the icing on the cake."
"Tastykake"
Hey Jim, better leave the handicapping to the WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL?????? as none of those horses finished in the money. Unless of course you were funnin...
Dear Simple,
My Dad also had sayings... lots and lots of sayings.
One was "Run with the dogs,
and you will catch their fleas". I itch all over!!
Simple's Sweetheart
Just f.....around. All those horses had some meaning in the ville. Soldier Sam etc. THey are still running...LOL
Happy Birthday Baby - by the Tune Weavers in the late 50's and then by Rosie and the Originals in early 60's.
Looking forward to Medicare... I am eligible in December... been retired for 3 years now and my monthly medical insurance just for me is $770.00... wife went on Medicare this past January... saving me the same payment for her.
All I can say Sweetheart is, "You are definitely a trip, and I will, some how, some way find out who you are."
"Kid Candle"
"Like a Candle in the Wind"
Yeah 770 a month can come in awful handy, especially if you pick horses like me & McCool.
I like this one about Birthdays.
An old lady, is going to be 80, so her three kids throw a giant Surprise Party for her. The whole family and, any of her friends that are left are there, and as she walks in the room. Everyone yells SURPRISE!!!!, and she drops dead..Phew!!! somethin's wrong with me, man..
Birthday Cards
Birthday Cakes
Happy Birthday.
Guess what there ain't no such thing as a birthday anymore. It is Birthweek..especially for kids. Rampant divorce and unwed people have led to this phenomenon. First the kid has a Birthday Party with the parents (if they are speaking), and other siblings. Then the mother has too have a celebration with her family. Likewise the father. There is usually some kind of celebrtion at school, and when a little older with your friends. You ain't gettin all that shit in, in a day.
So thus we have the Birth Of BIRTHWEEK!!!! You heard it first on Plain and Simple..
"If I Knew You Were Comin' I'd Baked a Cake"
"Cakewalk"
Hey, nobody answered the riddle. Of course, it appears that Plain is once again MIA. Nothing from the Lama Munker today. Plain, where are you? Simple is probably right you are out whacking balls. It's a great day for whacking balls. Forgot to tell you but the first person to answer the riddle gets to take care of Sammy for a week. Now, I KNOW I'll get lots of answers.
Strebor... the answer is his own son. You better keep Sammy, one of my hobbies is to shoot furry animals.
Pat wins Sammy, but ain't gettin him. He'll blow the mascot away..
I guess we keep celebrating birthdays, because they are a privilege not granted to everybody..
WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pat, I was hoping you would get the answer so you can put Sammy into your recipe. Congrats!
"piece of cake"
Hey there are people in this ville that want to do in the Mascot. Don't forget Sammy is living proof that a tree made a sound when it fell in the forrest..
"PARTY ON"
"Its my Party" (Dusty Springfield)
"Anniversary Party"
"Bachelor Party" (lot of trouble)
"New Years Eve Party" (Ewwwww)
WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!!!
Man, is wearin me out today..Probably whacked his balls too hard and hurt himself..
Plain must have fell into the creek today. Simple when you get your 65 year old shit you shouldn't chuck it. You still have to sign up or somehow you get screwed down the road. Unless you are on SS then you are OK, I think. The government has that so fucked up . I have until Sept to figure out what to do......LOL
Hey Jim, my son saw me do it, and said, what ya doin? I said that's for people like 65 and shit, he said how old you gonna be in April Dad. Oh shit that's mine... Jim you will get all kind of papers from them tellin you what to do. Actually, so far so good. I hope I never have to use it. Just get shot by a jealous husband when I am about 96 LOL!!!!
What the fuck PLAIN!!!
First I wanna say Happy Birthday Irish heres a Rolling Rock for ya, love ya dude!
And I was reading up on all the Post, so I wouldn't repeat anything, I never like repeating anything, when you repeat shit people say why's he keep repeating everthing, it's why i don't like to repeat shit.
Any who I knew it was his own son hmmmmmm Birthdays, here ya go what did the bald man me say when I got a comb for my Birthday.........I'll never Part with it HHHHAAAAAAA haaaaaaaaaaaaa gawfawwwwwwwwwww dying slapping my knees omgggggggg HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA
Yes the golf League started today , then I went right to are league opener we was robbed played a great game really proud of those Kids. Shut up Simple don't make me come over there!!!!!!now I gotta eat.
My Mother in Law told me I would like to see something that goes from 0 to 180 in less than 20 seconds in the Driveway for my Birthday.........so I put the bathroom scale in the Driveway she hasn't talked to me since HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MORE KNEE SLAPPING
I didn't say anything Plain. You know I want you guys to win..Was it the hittin???
AHMM on that note PLAIN PLAIN!! Runs over and hugs him. You know you are the LIFE OF THE PARTY.. There ain't know party without my man Plain..I knew you would come to the party sooner or later. You ain't one too miss a party. Welcome back Plain. I'm a happy man..
OK Plain, you and Pat knew the riddle. You each get 1/2 of Sammy.
Simple get out your saw and start buzzing. Plain you provided me with much laughter when you finally arrived on the blog today.
"The party's over, it's time to call it a day".
Smiles at Strebor, why thankyou darlin thanyou very much , I'm here all week.
But Trust me it's everyone in here that makes this place what it is. And Simple noone can replace you it's not easy to be Simple , Simple and I love ya all.
And and Scotty just did a knocked out Elvis and Haley was Great and so was Pia and I'm going to do some of the King Myself.
When I was was a Laddddddddddd "Old Shep" was a Pup over hills and Mountains we roa mmmmm just a boy and his dog we grew up together that wayyyy I rember the time at the old Swiming hole when I would have drown beyond a doubt...but old Shep was right there he jumped in and helped pull me out.........THANK YOU THANK YOU VERY MUCH.............. turn out the lights .......the Party'sssss overrrrrrr..............Good Nite God Bless............And here's lookin at you Kid
Don't know what happened, guess the party didn't want to end. Welcome back Plain, there is no party without you.
Called back Sammy and his huntin party. They were huntin for Plain. We thought he was AWOL, but he was just whackin and coachin.
Sammy and his boys are all in the fallen tree, playin with their nuts. Plain is looking around like he doesn't know where he is. It is time too turn the street lights on and everything else off.
Great Party today, let's have antoher one tomorrow..
Love Ya Dad, see you on the clouds.
Stay out of harms way my friends.
Taps.........
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