Sunday, April 3, 2011
"Today Is The Third Day Of April In The Year Of Our Lord 2011." I Think!!!
Mornin. WAKE UP PLAIN!!!! You got me so screwed up on dates and time, I have no idea where I am, nor do I care. There, got that out of the way..I honestly have brain cramp for the first time in my life. I was gonna write about monkeys, but I sick of those chiselin bastards and their oooo ahhhh, oooo ahhhhh. I'm sick of their non stop sexual antics, I am sick of their violent nature, and I was one of those kids that got hit with a piece of Bamboos shit. Bamboo was like 90 when we were kids he was the oldest Gorilla in captivity. He was one mean motha. Oh!! I was tired of monkeys. I forgot.. Bows and asked for forgiveness. I aint got much today, and it doesn't really matter that PLAIN fella (WAKE UP) just might decide to throw a Post out there on his own. That is if he ever got down from Germany Hill. If he is still up there and anybody is headin to Marchiano's for some breads or tomato pies, give him a wave..He has a giant Marine Corps Flag with him, he told me if he hears anybody yellin his name he will wave it back and forth..(Ha!! I would love to be in that nut house they call the Yunk today, I KNOW somebody from Plain and Simple will be standing at the bottom of Germany Hill screamin, YO WAKE UP PLAIN!!!!) Phils again today. Oswalt keep rollin Phightins.. Butler and Conneticut for the NCAA championship.. Go home Caliperi, you fuckin jerk off... On that note if ya feel like playin a little give me about 5 names with the same letter first and second name. I got one for ya that will blow your mind. I coached a kid, whose first name was Chris. His parents Mr. and Mrs. Crossin should have been flogged in the village square. Yep!! Cris Crossin..I naturally have to use another, Chris but spelled a different was, Kris Kristofferson. Try it have some fun, enjoy the Phils. I'll be back.......WHERE THE FUCK IS TH GENERAL???????????????? Oh, he might be pickin horses...
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Wtf is going on I cover for you again and you do another Post and not until 10 am.And Plain is awake how can I sleep with all these Morons screaming up at me and waving how did they even know I was here? I guess it's a curse because I'm a Jedi Knight and a teenage Idol.
Anyway it goes to show you Simple didn't even realize I already put a post he lives in his own lil world you would think he was hit with Gorilla Shit when he was a kid or something.It's a lil Known Fact that Gorilla Shit does Dame Bramage to you.
Benny Buttface
Kurt Kornhole
Franny Fuchs
Adam Assante
Harold Hanger
Trica Titts
Urcila Utter
How 's that for your Game you no posting late not paying attention to detail Simple Bastard, I have a game i'm outta here
I don't know how I stand that, that incorrigable rascal.. He thought I was going to call him a nasty name. I ain't playin into your game Plain. That team better hit today, or we here at Plain and Simpleville will know whose fault it was. Don't even tell me you did another post, just stay on Germany Hill for the rest of your life and let the rest of humanity have some
relief..Your names were utterly worthless..If you don't want to play just take your balls and go home...
Marky Mark
Robert Redford
Amd drum roll eze........Sally Star, Kit Karson, Paul Palladin, Bat Bastardson, Wyatt Wearp, Sugarfoot Sundae, ROY ROGERS!! What am I in third grade??? How the fuck does anybody stand me. I can't stand me, and I gotta hang with me I got no choice...You people are Simpletons!!!! Don't get angry Plain called me one. I didn't get angry, I'm just goin to hit him with a two by four next time I see him..
Oh this is going to be a fun day. Everybody just sit back and play the game anyway you want.
Robin Roberts*
Frank Frankenfield
Rose Rose*
Pete Peterson
Paul Paulson
Paul Peterson*
William (Bill) Williams*
Stan Stanley
Michael (Mike) Michaels
Rachael Roberts*
Mary Martin*
Steve Stevenson
Al Alberts*
The ones with the * are real; others are made up, but I'm sure there are people out there with those names. I'm going to quit because this list could go on forever and I want to watch the Philadelphia Phillies*.
GO PHILLIES!
Ooops forgot one - Robin Roberts*
Strebor, go do whatever you want..Watch your Phillies or White Sox with O'bama..I don't care. What you don't know Robin Roberts middle name also began with an "R"
His full name was. Drum Roll eze !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Robin Red Breast Roberts. Roberts Whoa!!!!! Strebor. Roberts....Strebor....Roberts.......Strebor. That is Roberts backwards. Lenny you sly old fox. I should have picked up on that when Plain was dancin with you the other day. Good on my man, that was better than McCool and BAC SL, and the best part is I got you. How ya doin Pal?? Great Job. It is you right?????
George Gobel
Fearless FosDick
William Wallace (Mel Gibson, alias Rave Heart)
1.Alan Arkin
2. Bob Boone
3. Creedence Clearwater
4. David Duke
5.Ferris Fain
6. Greg Gross
7. Harvey Haddox
8. Joe Jackson
9. Mickey Mantle
10 Pat Paulson
And I think the oldest Gorlilla in Captivity was Massa who lived at the Phila. zoo for over 50 years
Who ever Anon is you are correct about Massa, BUT Bamboo was before Massa..and he was the oldest Gorilla in captivity at the time. A small unknown about Bamboo the shit flinger and Massa. When they first brought Massa to the Philadelphia Zoo, they put him in a cage with Bamboo and Bamboo the shit flinger damn near killed him. So there ya go Anon.., and you thought I was just a Simple Face.
Bamboo Bowels
Massa Mauler
Wrong Strebor - not Lenny. Lenny Roberts is from East Falls. How would he know all that neighborhood stuff? Guess you missed the real Strebor dancing and sliding with Plain but then again I don't think you did. Bamboo preceded Massa and they were both mean bastards. WTF watch the White Sox with Obama - man you are simpler than I thought.
End of first Phillies 4 - Astro - 0
Guessed you missed Simple. Do we know you Stebor. Did you say 12 years at St J's awhile back? Are you under 6ft? Grey hair LOL. Golf with Plain. Now I have to help Plain, no I mean Simple. Plain knows who you are.
Uncle Al Albertson
Bernie Bernstien
Cappy Capalota
Dave Davenport
Ernie Erniest
Francis Fransico
Gerry Geranimo
Harry Harryson
Ivan Ivanski Red Wings
Joe Joseph
Kevin Kevinstien
Lefty Leftiwitz
Manny Manayunk
Nunzio Nunziostien
Ossie Osscavitch
Pat Patrick
Quinn Quinella
Robert Roberson
Sonny Sonnheim
Trevor Trevoriest
Uriah Uriaheap
Vicky Vicowski
Wendy Wendell
Xavier Xavierstien
Yancy Yanckavitch
Zee ZeeTop
This game sucks, you Simpletons are running amock.. I guess I guessed wrong Strebor. Yeah, I told anon that Bamboo was before Massa, and yes they were both mean motha's but Bamboo damn near killed him when he first arrived from East Rhwandan Blvd. That was his first residence he killed 16 other Great Apes so he got sentenced to life in the Philadelphia Zoo. As if that wasn't bad enough, his cell mate was Bamboo, did I mention Bamboo damn near killed his ugly ass. Massa didn't have arm Bamboo had, Bamboo could fire shit 10yards and hit you square in the head. Thus the term "Shit Head" was coined at the Philadelphia Zoo. This ville is known for its knowledge of little known facts. Just don't pass any of them on too future generations.
Kate Keenan
Jimmy Johnson
Michael Maguire
Kow Kow
Harry Helverson (RIP)
Monk Moran (he is still with us Mcool)
Wayne Whitehouse
Marie Miller
Casey Conroy
Bugsy Beyer
SAMMY SQUIRREL!!!
Manayunkers all, except I am not sure about Bamboo and Massa..
McCool loved your list of names A-Z. Good job! Yes, a while back I did say 12 yrs. at St. J's, lots of other clues were also given. Plain knows who I am. Simple does also, he's just playing with the rest of you so as not to give me away. Not sure if you would remember me but I remember you. Under 6 ft. and aren't we all blessed with gray hair now and don't most of us cover it up? That is if we still have hair. LOL
Damn, now I know know Simple felt when I was the thorn in his nuts. I'll go back a few posts and see if I can figure something out. St. J's last year was 1956 I think. My Dad went there and I remember playing touch football and drinking beers when it was closed. Patience. Don't care what color the hair is as long as it stays.
A non e mus was me. Clicked to fast.
Anon or McCool whoever you are here is the very last clue.
St. John's Boys High School had it's last graduating class in 1956;
the Girls High School had it's last graduating class in 1964, the same year as most of you guys graduated from Roman. So do your St. J's math and figure that there were 8 years between the closings of the Boys and Girls High School.
Minney Manuso,Mickey Mouse,shut up Simple we lost in the last two innings.we dont know how to finish, we are young and inexperenced, butwe will get there, until then Damn it , shit, hell and grrrrrrrr.But another fine win for the Fighting Phils, now I just hope the Butler did It.Then we can talk about the ROYAL WEDDING. I need to go hit golf balls.IBB,TTYL,WTF,OMG,ABS, and Stfu Simple
Strebor was right today is a fun day, for everybody else. I have no Idea what is going on. Strebor ain't Lenny and tells me I know him. Then Strebor wants everybody to do math. If you all remmeber correctly back a few (what seems like years) posts ago, Strebor corrected Plains spelling. I think Strebor was or is a teacher. Mr. Kling. is that you! You said I am messin with everybody. Anyone that knows me good, knows I would never do that..Oh yeah, Strebor you tell McCool that those junk ass names he threw out there were great, but you have nothing to say about an all Manayunk list by the Lance Corporal Simple!!!!! Plain, beware there is a 2 by 4 with your name on it..
Sorry to hear Roman went down.. That wasn't a league game yet, was it?? Oh yeah WaWa..
OMG Simple you are so easily insulted - your list of Manayunkers was greeeaaaat! Just one person on there who I cannot or never could stand; hint initials WW. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM PHILLIES NOW????????
Yes Strebor (whoever you are) I have very thin skin, and my feelings do get hurt very easily, so watch what you say. Oh, you can't the words come out of the same face your eyes are on.
Phillies, Phillies, Phillies Fever. 3 games and everybody is nuts, but hey Philly deserves it, remember the bad years. Many, Many of them..They basically are doing what was predicted, except they are hitting better than most people thought they would. Pitchin is doin what it is supposed to do. Should be a great season..I would like to see Utley back on this team, and performing up to his standards, that would make them complete. WaWa had not only fresh melon, dig this, fresh oranges, and grapes of course I didn't eat that shit, I was just saying that WaWa had it available..
Sunday night, windin on down..here at Plain and Simpleville. Quite time, most Sunday nights are, I guess maybe because Monday is like, uh-oh gotta wake up get my ass to work, and put in another Monday. I know you should love every minute of every day, yeah right, that is definetly pie in the sky bullshit, and all that self help crap about loving it all just don't work. Here in Plain and Simpleville, Sunday nite and Monday mornin both suck..On another note great job on Monks, Monkeys and Gorilla's this weekend. PHEW!! what we don't talk about. Beleive it or not, we are rapidly approaching 3000 hits. That amazes me. McCool must be doin one hell of a job. We might have to promote him to Sammys Keeper. Plain come on down from Germany Hill before you get hurt. Keep it comin, Plain and Simpletons, as long as you are having fun it is all worth it. Lookin up and down Main St. I think I see Plain runnin around wavin a Marine Corps Flag. I don't want him too see me, so I am batten down the hatches, baby.. Hope everybody had a good weekend. See you all tomorrow morning. Stay out of harms way my friends. TAPS
Massa was born at the Phila Zoo.....the first gorilla born in captivty
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