"Today Is The Twentieth Day Of April In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

Mornin, Wow, glad that wolf shit is over, they are some bad dudes..HA!! coffee almost went, but my nuts are spared..Little pleasures in life..Phils got smoked, hey it happens..Long season..The Royals are at it again, they put out a list of, dig this, ROYALTY that will be invited to the wedding.  Did you know Serbia has a "Royal Family" yeah, that Serbia.  Ah! where were the Royal Family when the Serbs were smokin the Croats, and anybody else that was in the way of a greater Serbia.  What, they didn't know anything was going on, like maybe genocide.  What a fuckin joke.. Spain has a few invitees, the Netherlands..Who the fuck would want to live in the Netherlands, that's like saying I live in the Farlands.  You know Far from everybody.. Maybe that's where this Ville is..Plain and Simpleville, in the Farlands..There are a lot more on the list, can't think of them right now, but as I stated yesterday instead of these assholes going shin diggin to a grandiose wedding, paid for by the peoples money they should be investigated by a World Tribunal as too how they got the money to have such a lavish life style..Gotta throw some more hot sauce on these fucks. They always tell you like Harry or whoever and his helicopter rescue team will be there.. WAIT!! WAIT!! isn't our wondrous 51st State Of Great Britain, helping us out in Afghanistan, well why isn't he and his helicopter rescue team out rescuing people.. Fuckin joke..Alright, you can see when it comes to this Royalty bullshit, I am on top of my game.. I FUCKIN HATE IT!!!!!!! Some more tidbits to light my fire.. They are going to have carriages, you know like Cinderella and all that phony shit.. They will have those guys with the real hairy hats that are about 10 foot high marching around, the marching band. The King and Queen will be there in all their splendor.  Hope she takes a shit before the wedding.. Bitch looks like she never shits..You know what her punishment would be if she went to hell.  She would have to read Plain and Simple everyday.. HA!! I think she should have to read it now, maybe I could start sending it to her Majesty.. Fuckin Majesty.. TAKE A SHIT YOUR MAJESTY!!! OK, Phew.. A little known fact today is Actually, on the Christian Calander, Spy Wednesday.  That is the day Judas, exposed and betrayed Christ to the authorities for 30 pieces of Silver..I don't think anyone should ever give their friends up, for any amount of money..Not a good thing on Iscariot's part.. Anyway, back to us, aahhh this should be good.  Ready, Get Set, Go... ROYALTY!!!!! I am wating for the comments...