Thursday, November 8, 2012

Today is the 8th of November in the year of Our Lord 2012

Hmmmmm again no Simple for 7 Days, shrugs.What is there to talk about ?How about Dumb things people say or asked like mmmmm, this,or......
1 When someone says same difference...how could it be the same if it's different?
2 I thought to myself.......wtf who else you going to think too?
3 I saw it with my own eyes......again whos else's eyes you going to see it with?
4 You wanna here something funny ?..........no asshole tell me something that will depress the shit out of me , and ruin my day.
5 It's always in the last place you look.........well no shit, why would you keep looking if you found it already!
6 We Can agree to disagree...................Yea we can but I disagree with that dumb ass statement
7 Dumber than a doorknob..........what makes ya think a Toilette seat is any smarter than a doorknob?
8 Curiosity killed the Cat.........mhmmmmm and a explosive diarrhea killed a fucking elephant.......what we should'nt look into things, like the dumb ass People that vote in America!
9 Cross that Bridge when we get to it.............no dipshit cross it now way before you get there......Holds out my Hands............comonnnnnnnnnnn man!
10 Last but not least a pair of pants....why because we have two legs ?.well guess what we have two arms too, why isn't it.I'm putting on a pair of coats, or a Pair of Shirts........throws up my Hands and  walks out.

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