These Mayans piss me off !!!!!They said Friday was the end of the world and i didn't bother to buy any Christmas presents.Now all the fucking Malls will be filled with Mayans buying everything up.Then we go off the Fiscal cliff come january 1st. Throws up my hands, and it is rumored that the Mayans are blaming George Bush.
But anywho I do have some good news for ya the year 2013 is the Year of the Mush nods yep it is.Everything you lossers bet on will turn to the Midas touch.It's the year of the losser but you can only bet 13 Dollars if you bet any more or any less you will lose. Just rember 13 is your lucky number< alot of people think it is unlucky because of things like Dan marino was the greatest Quaterback ever but never won mla Super Bowl,and there were 13 people present at the last supper, and mmmm there is 13 steps leading to the Gallows,and let us not fotget the Guillotine falls 13 feet nods yep and there is 13 knots in a hangmans noose.And the fear of the number 13 is called Paraskevidekatriaphobia, but you dont have to worry about the number 13 if you can pronounce it.Shrugs and walks away..............i'll be back to teach everyone how to pronounce it for 13 bucks later on.
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