Saturday, December 22, 2012
"Today Is The First Day After The End Of The World"
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off.. Sitting here with a near and dear brother of mine Robert Butchie Witkowski, and he is amazed at the musings here at the Ville..I don't really care that he is amazed, I am not going to show him how to comment..He took me home with him last night to cook me breakfast and fed me a piece of hard ham on stale white bread, then said goodnite..What the fuck man, I hear him telling Maggie (one of my favorite people) Good news bad news. The good new we finally got rid of that rotten ham and stale bread...Bad news, we didn't get rid of Simple..He is still on the couch drinkin that skunked beer we had since the last time he was here...seems like just yesterday but in reality it was about 20 fuckin years ago...OK.,,back to Simple, hey Butchie fuck you...get me another beer..Butch wants to get into this Ville so bad that he now is coming up with his mundane musings at Simples expense..He just said if you go to Valley Forge it says George Washington slept here...Simple is the George Washington of Manayunk...all my brothers are comedians...SERIOUS MOMENT...My friends are the funniest and wittiest people that I have ever met..no comedian, no sitcom, no movie nothing, has ever made me laugh more than my friends. I love them all dearly...WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL???? There General, Me and Butchie did this for you.....
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For all you people that read this shit, if you woke up today, you know this fine old world is still spinning around..and your world did not end..Simple sorta looks like his did...Unfortunately, I wash't sure if my world came to an end, because I woke up and the JERSEY DEVIL was on my couch.....
Butchie said??????? Holds out my hands wtf is going on around here ?I go away on a secreat mission and all hell breaks loose!!!!!!!It's a good thing I got back when I did. But not too worry there isn't going to be an end of the world for a long time yet. Looks around, shhhhhhh it's where I was saving the earth.............me and my old friend Sal Manela, most people he would make you sick in the stomach or make you shit yourself. But old Sal is okay with me. Just that he's a tipical South Philly dresser........you Know slicked back hair and one of those shinney sweat suits.And always saying " Not for nothing".........but I'll tell you all about how i saved the world later, right now I just got an emergency call to help one of my friends get the jersey devil off his coutch..................puts on my yoda uniform and runs out
It's back....................LOL
Get the fuck off me Plain or Yoda..whoever you are..I paid for two notes..no fresh food included
Butchie guarantees me at the end of my two day stay..I will meet a couple of his friends, DIS AND TERRY..and with this food no doubt..
I once knew a disan dat even a terry Wonders if it's the same Disan Dat Terry ? Shrugs, anyways, not for nuttin I'm wit My Friend Sal Manela listening to these guy's arguing when the worlds going to end and it was all over a calender. they were like a Bunch of kids saying it's myan. I was like so fuckin what who cares whos calender it is ?And they keep up with the it's Myan. so finally i told them I dont care who's it is then went and got them all New Calenders one from kollers, one from Fitzpatricks, and one from Mcilvane Mundays they looked at each other and shook there heads and walked away. And that's how I spread peace on earth and saved the world.i guess they didn't know when a calender ran out instead of yelling it's Myan you can just get new one's, from the guy's that bury ya.When they saw that all those different calenders and had the year 2013 on them they just gave up and walked away.Smirks and walks off.
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