Wtf where is everybody ? I go away on Vacation and the place is a Ghost town.I went to the Islands for a few months and Poof, I hear echos.Any who I had a great time on Vacation , when I got there I heard about these nude beaches. And at my age any excitement is good.As a matter of fact it's great.!!!!
So off I go heading to these nude beaches thinking this is great I'll see all these Hott chicks with great bodies and beautiful tans.Holds out my hands andand thinks wtf..........I get there and theres these two Black woman about 5 foot 4 inches and they both were like 350 Lbs!!! Then all of a sudden this Bus load of Asians pull up and they all hop off the Bus and start taking pictures of these two beast. they thought they were beached Whales.
It was an honest Mistake I mean when I first saw them their totally nude sitting on the Beach both of them had tits hanging down to their Knees !......... I mean when I first looked I thought they had two dead Seals hanging from their chest......what a friggin site to behold.
Any who where the hell is McFinn And Sterbor, where is anyone? I', hearing echos in here. Shakes my head I go away and Simple fumbles the Ball. I'll get back to ya'll
Saturday, August 10, 2013
Thursday, January 3, 2013
Today is January 3rd in the year of Our Lord 2013, nods yep it is........
Well I just got back from Disney, Ive been gone since last Year. Where Simple got I was on a cruise from who knows.Holds out my hands the mans incurable, he can't hear, and he just answers whatever he guesses you said. All of them do,none of them can hear. last year we went to Cookies on the Marine Corps Birthday and there's 10 of us. We met at 11th and Oregon and we are walking up to Cookies and Monk says it's Windy ,Simple pipes in with it's not Wensday it's Thursday, brother Dave says I'm thirsty too lets get a beer........Shakes my head and walks away.
Friday, December 28, 2012
"TODAY IS THE 28TH DAY AND LAST VODKADAY OF DECEMBER IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Well my main man Plain will be off shortly, once again he is baling on me to go on one of those cruise ships to all ports south. I want to go on a cruise with the crew and take a ship going to AnnisBurg Island...I hear there a bunch of assholes that live there..I would like to see an Island that is inhabited by nothing but assholes...Believe me, I have seen towns, cities, communities and even countries whose population is 90% assholes...Now a trip to an Island whose population is 100% asshole...WOW!! My Drill Instructor always said that there is always that 10% and he was right..but it says on the brochure 100% asshole populated...gotta go...AND NO, EVERYBODY I WILL NOT FIT RIGHT IN..Got together last Friday at ECKS with the whole crew, and Brother Bill Keenan was coming down to see everybody after his brain surgery, so Simple decides to put Staples across my forehead so he wouldn't be the only one there with Staples in his head,,so I tape about fifty Staples across my head and everybody is hilarious and in walks Billy and Beth, and he looks at me and bends over laughin, straightens up and smacks the staples into my head...YO WHAT THE FUCK BILL, I DID THIS SO YOU WOULDN'T BE THE ONLY ONE HERE WITH STAPLES IN YOUR HEAD..He said the only one here with Staples in his head is YOU...I had mine taken out this morning!!!LO!!! Well me and Phil are starting to move everything to the new Bunker, yep, right up the dirt road from the old one..Just a lot bigger space for warehousing..He is yelling right now....SIMPLE, SIMPLE WHERE ARE YA??? Down here Phil...I KNEW YOU WERE DOWN THERE...How did you know that Phil??? BECAUSE YOUR NOT UP HERE!!!!PHEW!!!The shit I gotta put up with around here...When this move is finally over, I hope to get PLAIN AND SIMPLE back to the elite status we had established across the world..If anybody can do it Me and Plain can..Have a great VODKADAY..!!!!!
We're Off...Well my main man Plain will be off shortly, once again he is baling on me to go on one of those cruise ships to all ports south. I want to go on a cruise with the crew and take a ship going to AnnisBurg Island...I hear there a bunch of assholes that live there..I would like to see an Island that is inhabited by nothing but assholes...Believe me, I have seen towns, cities, communities and even countries whose population is 90% assholes...Now a trip to an Island whose population is 100% asshole...WOW!! My Drill Instructor always said that there is always that 10% and he was right..but it says on the brochure 100% asshole populated...gotta go...AND NO, EVERYBODY I WILL NOT FIT RIGHT IN..Got together last Friday at ECKS with the whole crew, and Brother Bill Keenan was coming down to see everybody after his brain surgery, so Simple decides to put Staples across my forehead so he wouldn't be the only one there with Staples in his head,,so I tape about fifty Staples across my head and everybody is hilarious and in walks Billy and Beth, and he looks at me and bends over laughin, straightens up and smacks the staples into my head...YO WHAT THE FUCK BILL, I DID THIS SO YOU WOULDN'T BE THE ONLY ONE HERE WITH STAPLES IN YOUR HEAD..He said the only one here with Staples in his head is YOU...I had mine taken out this morning!!!LO!!! Well me and Phil are starting to move everything to the new Bunker, yep, right up the dirt road from the old one..Just a lot bigger space for warehousing..He is yelling right now....SIMPLE, SIMPLE WHERE ARE YA??? Down here Phil...I KNEW YOU WERE DOWN THERE...How did you know that Phil??? BECAUSE YOUR NOT UP HERE!!!!PHEW!!!The shit I gotta put up with around here...When this move is finally over, I hope to get PLAIN AND SIMPLE back to the elite status we had established across the world..If anybody can do it Me and Plain can..Have a great VODKADAY..!!!!!
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
"TODAY IS THE 25TH DAY OF DECEMBER "CHRISTMAS DAY" IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2012..
It Is Now Post Time..
We're Off..Hate too usurp my fellow citizens, as I have been derelict in my duties...but I want to wish them all a Merry Christmas...I would also like to wish my wonderful friend JESUS, A HAPPY B'DAY.. This is a special day, and please try to enjoy it to the best of your abilities...and I will end this short post with a joke that I made up, yep an original Simple...First Sheep says BAHHH ....and the Second Sheep said HUMBUG!!!!! Look, Look, the little kids are laughing their asses off..and my daughter and son in law are saying,,,your really not putting that on the Blog.. No, of course not...MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY,, LOVE YA...
We're Off..Hate too usurp my fellow citizens, as I have been derelict in my duties...but I want to wish them all a Merry Christmas...I would also like to wish my wonderful friend JESUS, A HAPPY B'DAY.. This is a special day, and please try to enjoy it to the best of your abilities...and I will end this short post with a joke that I made up, yep an original Simple...First Sheep says BAHHH ....and the Second Sheep said HUMBUG!!!!! Look, Look, the little kids are laughing their asses off..and my daughter and son in law are saying,,,your really not putting that on the Blog.. No, of course not...MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY,, LOVE YA...
Monday, December 24, 2012
CHRISTMAS EVE.....YOU KNOW THE DATE.....2012
A little blast from the past Christmas Card.........Hope everyone in the Ville has a great Christmas and don't be afraid to RE-GIFT..........Enjoy all......... MERRY CHRISTMAS......
Sunday, December 23, 2012
Well it's the second Day after the end of the world
These Mayans piss me off !!!!!They said Friday was the end of the world and i didn't bother to buy any Christmas presents.Now all the fucking Malls will be filled with Mayans buying everything up.Then we go off the Fiscal cliff come january 1st. Throws up my hands, and it is rumored that the Mayans are blaming George Bush.
But anywho I do have some good news for ya the year 2013 is the Year of the Mush nods yep it is.Everything you lossers bet on will turn to the Midas touch.It's the year of the losser but you can only bet 13 Dollars if you bet any more or any less you will lose. Just rember 13 is your lucky number< alot of people think it is unlucky because of things like Dan marino was the greatest Quaterback ever but never won mla Super Bowl,and there were 13 people present at the last supper, and mmmm there is 13 steps leading to the Gallows,and let us not fotget the Guillotine falls 13 feet nods yep and there is 13 knots in a hangmans noose.And the fear of the number 13 is called Paraskevidekatriaphobia, but you dont have to worry about the number 13 if you can pronounce it.Shrugs and walks away..............i'll be back to teach everyone how to pronounce it for 13 bucks later on.
But anywho I do have some good news for ya the year 2013 is the Year of the Mush nods yep it is.Everything you lossers bet on will turn to the Midas touch.It's the year of the losser but you can only bet 13 Dollars if you bet any more or any less you will lose. Just rember 13 is your lucky number< alot of people think it is unlucky because of things like Dan marino was the greatest Quaterback ever but never won mla Super Bowl,and there were 13 people present at the last supper, and mmmm there is 13 steps leading to the Gallows,and let us not fotget the Guillotine falls 13 feet nods yep and there is 13 knots in a hangmans noose.And the fear of the number 13 is called Paraskevidekatriaphobia, but you dont have to worry about the number 13 if you can pronounce it.Shrugs and walks away..............i'll be back to teach everyone how to pronounce it for 13 bucks later on.
Saturday, December 22, 2012
"Today Is The First Day After The End Of The World"
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off.. Sitting here with a near and dear brother of mine Robert Butchie Witkowski, and he is amazed at the musings here at the Ville..I don't really care that he is amazed, I am not going to show him how to comment..He took me home with him last night to cook me breakfast and fed me a piece of hard ham on stale white bread, then said goodnite..What the fuck man, I hear him telling Maggie (one of my favorite people) Good news bad news. The good new we finally got rid of that rotten ham and stale bread...Bad news, we didn't get rid of Simple..He is still on the couch drinkin that skunked beer we had since the last time he was here...seems like just yesterday but in reality it was about 20 fuckin years ago...OK.,,back to Simple, hey Butchie fuck you...get me another beer..Butch wants to get into this Ville so bad that he now is coming up with his mundane musings at Simples expense..He just said if you go to Valley Forge it says George Washington slept here...Simple is the George Washington of Manayunk...all my brothers are comedians...SERIOUS MOMENT...My friends are the funniest and wittiest people that I have ever met..no comedian, no sitcom, no movie nothing, has ever made me laugh more than my friends. I love them all dearly...WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL???? There General, Me and Butchie did this for you.....
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