Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Today Is The 23rd Day Of February In The Year Of Our Lord 2011
Mornin, the only reason I know the date and year is because my calander is right in front of me.. I don't know what time it is, and in retrospect I guess I don't really care. Where the fuck is the General when we need him.. That's right PLAIN I want to COM_PLAIN about thatsshole Cataldi. Here is a puke from Rhode Island with that New England nasal ass twang to his voice, runnin a sports show in Philly. What does this buffoon know of Philly. Did he come up through the Public or Parochial school systems, did he attend one of our High Schools or Universities, did he watch the Phillies finish in last place every year. Was he here when the Eagles really sucked. Did he see The Sixers lose more games in one season of any pro team ever invented.. NO NO and NO. How does this New England Moron rate a show and a following like he has? There is nothing Philly about him, he is not funny, he brags about being cheap. This fuck face makes a million a year and brags about how much he stiffs waitresses. I would like nothing better than to see him kicked off the show and kicked in the nuts from Fairmount to Frankford. I haven't listened nor will I listen to his stupid remarks. The prick also thinks he is funny. I find him an obnoxious punk, and his team of suck-ups are even worse. Morganti is another New England fuck, what is he doing in Philly. In fact, I want them out of town. Do they still tar and feather people. Wow!! that had to hurt. That would really be cool have those two on a rail, tarred and feathered and we all carry them up Broad St. drop them at Broad and Diamond, and leave them there. I cannot understand why anybody listens to this jerk off. I listened for about six months before I came to the conclusion that if I listened to him anymore. I was going to jail, because I was going to lead a raid on WIP. Of course I would lead it and also follow it, because I would be the only one there. In parting I would just like to say, in my infinite wisdom, fuck cataldi, morgani and the rest of th morning crew. they don't deserve capital letters. Where is the spelling check?? Gotta run. Talk to our 3876 subsribers later..
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Chip Snapper too ?
What the hell is chip snapper too?
Some kinda soup? Please explain yourself, as soon as they let you out of the asylum..What the hell is chip snapper too???
Chip is one of the guy's (an icon) on the Cataldi show he lives in Kensington and just because he only has two teeth don't think he isn't smart.If you would have read my Post from where you started this rant last nite you would have known......throws up my hands and walks away.........my woid is ouctrat I am going to use these words someday when I figure out what they mean
And alough this may hurt I have to ad addd errrrr admitt you may be right on this one.He is a liberal bafoon from columbia, those Bastards don't deserve caps either, yesterday those students whom are suppose to be so smart shouted down and made fun of a Wounded Vet so now I hate columbia , Cataldi and anything that begins with a C
Hey Plain, when Simple moves on he moves on, I don't have time to go back and read all of my profound statements, so therefore I did not see the remark (last night) about Chip Snapper. I don't listen to those creeps or this chip snapper dude. Evidently Anonnymous does, because he is back on there with some kinda comment about chip snapper being the best on the show. Let me warn you annonymous ( man am I tired typin that fuckin word) you are going to be found out, yes that is right, we are going to find out who you are, so you better be nice. Although I must admit I kinda like your musings. This site is getting more and more profound everyday. There are thousands of applicants. I am going through them as fast as I can so please "All YOU NEED IS A LITTLE PATIENCE, LITTLE PATIENCE< LITTLE PATIENCE... Opps started singin again.. Where was I, oh yeah ALL YOU NEED, UMMM, I gotta go count some apps. Why is it I do all the work around here, what does Plain do? I'll answer that notta. Where the fuck is the General. Hey my word is Epintors. E pint or shot. I know that is really Simple, but I have to live up to my name...
Hey Plain, I didn't see the deal on the columbia students, yellin at a Vet. History repeating itself!! Sounds are familiar...My word is Cordies. That's what they call umblical cords in Ireland.
So no it isn't soup you maroon, and I think it's a discrace people eating turtles. I am going to start a movement against this Turtle assassination, you dont know the trama these poor turtles go thru, there so easy to catch, and alot of them get dropped, and this is the major cause they get SHELL SHOCK......now I am upset and need coffee.....i'll be back
I am also protesting The c words I will not use that letter again today because of that friggin _ataldi,and that friggin _olumbia who will join me Rise up Ameri_a, make a stand.........In the words of that great Ameri_an John Edwards YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THROWS MY ARM UP IN THE AIR........OH SHIT HOPE THEY DON'T TAKE ME OFF THE BALLOT
Hey Plain, I notice it is just you and me on here. Where the fu_k is the General when we need him.. I agree about the Turtles, although Freddy got away. I never really got Turtle soup. Why they want to _apture and mutiltate are shelly friends for soup. It ain't that good. I say we start a National Hail The Turtles Day here on Plain and Simple. We have to think of an appropriate day. We'll make it a slow day. My word is poteo. One poteo two poteo three pote forr, one poteo two poteo three poteo. YOUR IT!!!!!!! Anybody reading this can understand why they call me Simple..
Yes, Simple it would have to be a slow day.In Honor of these Turtles, it's not how long it takes you to get there as long as you don't stop........and I think Dan Quayle spelled potatoas poteo, shrugs now I don't feel so bad
OK Plain, I get the take on the Turtles and I agree with you. I actually saw two Gallapagos Turtles or Tortoises or whatever you call them, having sex. True story, I was at the Philadelphia Zoo and this big old Turtle starts lumbering towards this other not as big as him turtle, and you could see he had like a bad intent in his eyes. I was in amazement, as he started to climb up the other ones back (female) they don't jump or anything like that, they just climb. This bastard had to way at least 6-700 pounds, I guess, anyway once on top the turtle dick, what an ugly appendage, does its job. My kids were little and were tuggin on my pants, yellin Daddy that turtle is killin the other turtle. I was like no kids they are just friens. That is how turtles say Hi to their friends. I told my ex to get the kids out of here, because I wasn't going anywhere. I had to see the climax (sic) of this union. It was something to behold, they started smashin into the rocks and other turtles, the fence, he was like makin sounds that you don't normally hear from a turtle (maybe Freddy) but it left a lasting impression on me. Yes we have to hail the turtles. You should have been there the time I saw Ostriches fuckin at Great Adventure. It looked like the Mummers Parade...My word is atierg. I ain't even tryin, I am worn out talkin about them turtles..
Birds flying and doing it, now your wat_hing turdles doing it and Ostri_hes doing it, I am in utter amazement not to mention sho_k.And just what were you doing as you were wat_hing all this?And how many people moved away from you ?This does not interest me one bit. Now if you told me a Mouse and an Elephant were doing it I'd wat_h
I do think the Ostri_hes doing it and looking like the Mummers Parade is a classic tho......stands up and applauds ya.........wish I said that......and will
To answer your question, I was just staring, and most people always move away from me. It was some sight man. With the Ostra_his, I was in a van. He had his neck wrapped around her in some sort of serpentine way and they started jumpin around like in a mummers parade. I mean they leapin and _lu_kin and fuc-kin like I wasn't even there. There were plumes flyin everywhere. I just started playin my banjo singin oh dem golden slippers and they humped around to the tune. Other people started struttin and pumpin their fists in the air with little umbrellas. Great Adventure never saw a better show, or parade.My word is versechi. That's where I buy all my clothes..
Some of those birds are amazing, I'm sure it was a sight to behold. The crazy things ya see when not expecting it !.....I rember this eagle swooped down and swallowed this frog as the eagle started back up the frog is climbing thru his tummy as the frog got to the rear end of the eagle he pulled his ass open and said omgggggggg........he yelled up to the eagle how high up are we ? The eagle looked back and said 20 thousand feet !..... The Frog said you wouldn't shit me now would ya ?
Today must be zoo day here on Plain and Simple.. Aardvarks (_ataldi), Turtles, Tortoises, Ostri_hes, Eagles, Frogs. My word is dolphperci. Dolphins, and Perch.
Gotta love Animals, gotta love Plain and Simple.
Turtle with a jack lip stops in now and then to say hey to the simpletons...Hi
Now you have 3 posters today.
Too much today - turtles, ostriches, chips, snappers, cataldis, morgantis, soups, oligarchies. Actually witnessed giant tortoises in the act of re-creation and it's pretty much as Simple said and very loud. Notice I didn't use any bad words. I didn't want the good nuns of St. J's turning over in the graves. My secret woid is "oment". "It only takes an oment". Later!
Hey earboy, you think 3 posts bothers the likes of me. I could give a shit if I was on here by myself. I talk to myself all the time anyway. Your just pissed off about the Turtle remarks because we used to call you that when you were a wee reptile.. As for you Strebor, very nice post about zoo day here at Plain and Simple. Then again every day is zoo day. My word is calicar. If you can't callicar callitaxi. Jumpin Jack Sprat..
Thanks for stopping in earman, but just dont say hi to the simpletons , the Plaintons are here too ! and yes Three posters but 57 readers and climbing.And your welcome back anytime and if you decide you dont wanna come back.......Good.........smirks
Hiya Strebor how are and welcome back. Are you sure that you didnt want the good nuns turning over in there grave Or was it your still scared of Sister Mary Hitler.......my secret woid is earman........and you can't stop comin in ear man..........smirks
word::: Kringles not the clause.
chipper not the wood eater.
Jack's the ripper...2 are down and if the other eats another lip he will take the trip to see his lost brothers........Cuz
I would just like to bring all three of us up to date about earman and Jack. Jack is earmans dog, and the last time I heard about Jack the Lipper and earman, Jack, attached himself to my dear cousins lip. Thus the name Jack The Lipper. I'm sorry Jimmy but the thought of that Jack Sprat hangin off your lip brings tears to my eyes, and not from cryin. Anyway that is just a little story about Earman and Jack the Lipper. Bring on the rest of the loons Jim. More the merrier, and if your word was chipper how about my dog. He never bit me on the lip, but his breath could kill a fuckin bear....!!!My word is affsp. AffsP Affsp anybody do anything with that one you are more than welcome to try..
Ha not only can you not stop coming in ear you cant even leave I made my last coment at 542 and yours was at 554 I know it took you 12 minutes to type that. Whatever it was........smirks........so you sat here from 3:55 to 5:54 go to bed I am
As I look around zoo land, I mean Plain and Simple land, it just is weird. I know some of the people that walk through here and drop off a remark. I don't know some of the people that drop by and drop off a remark. I see there are people reading the most astute observations in blogger land, but they don't say anything. They just keep all those vile thoughts bottled up inside them. That could cause hives. Anyway, I am having fun, and I hope that anybody that came on in, had a good time also. Hell, life is too short, sign on up and jump on in, and have a good time messin with Plain and Simple. So from Plain and Simple to all our friends, time to hit the rack.. TAPS...
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