Friday, February 25, 2011
"Today Is The 25th Day Of February In The Year Of Our Lord 2011"
Man did I fuck up. I wrote the post in the comment, then copied it and pasted it to Post, but it wouldn't accept any comments. I thought I did somethin good. I should no better. Anyway I hope this new one works. Called a old and dear friend of mine this mornign one "Edward Babe Witkowski. Yesterday was his last day of work, he is officially retired. When he picked up the phone this morning I started yellin where the fuck you at your truck is waiting your late for work. He hurried up and got dressed. NOT. He just said as soon as he sees me I am dead. What else is new. Thought you might enjoy that. HAPPY VODKADAY. The very first one on Plain and Simple. I will be back after I have a few and become a little enhanced, never drunk that is a nasty word, and as we all know I never go nasty...
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Hi
I just said Hi to make sure it was working, I have 5609 applications today. I guess Plain is stormin around wonderin what is going on. Tell ya later, man I fucked up big time this morning. I was all excited about messin with Babe and all I did was mess with myself. Somethin new!!!!
Good morning my esteemed friends, P & S. Nice of you to think of calling your friend and letting him know what he is in for from you now that he is retired..........LOL As soon as my boss leaves for the day I have another trip we can take that should interest you......I shall return....... and thank you for your morning post.
OK, I gotta take a deep breath. You know BAC SL you can keep this up for as long as we live in Plain and Simpleville. I'll never get who you are. This morning, I post on comment. Now Plain wants me to do the post. Don't ask me why? I guess commenting is much easier than posting or he would be posting. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YA!! After I post on comment, I get a brilliant idea (once every millenium) I am going to copy it and post it in post. Well, I get that done, and I must say very proud of myself, but then I make a comment and it goes into yesterdays post. What to do, I find edit posts and delete the post. I forgot I already made another post for today to surplant the one I fucked up. So now there are two posts date 25th. but comments are going to 24th. So I go fuckin around and erase the whole blog. I was like I just cost me and Plain a million dollars. I'm sittin here and a screen comes up edit blog. I hit that and there are all the blogs. You know what you get it, I fucked up tried to fix it with my imminent wisdom of computer fixin, fucked it up some more. Started over and it is almost Vodkda time. To be perfectly honest with all my amigos here at Plain and Simple, I don't know how you stand me, I can't stand me, I gotta be with me, but if I had to hang with me I would find new friends. You people are wierd man...
Plain I'm tellin you what man, after that morning I just put in, you better be sayin somethin!!!!!
I would say something if I knew what the Post was! Is it about Babe ? Is it about you Fing up ?(we could talk forever on that one ) Is it about spilling coffee on your shirt ? Is it about Vodkay Day ? And and I'll tell you why I don't post I ask 3 great questions yesterday and no one gave an answer. Either they don't know or just didn't like the Questions......I thought the question about a deaf person going to court is it still called a hearing ?And why are round Pizza's put in a square box ?And why is it you put your 2 cents in, but only get a penny for your thoughts? I wanna know where that other penny goes. I have many great questions like that.
Simple's Sweetheart
Missed you for a few days but now I am back. Hope all is well with the two of you, but especially my man, my main man, Simple
Can't wait to meet you someday soon.
Sweetheart
Congratulations to Babe! I hope he enjoys the The Land of Retirement as much as I am. Good Morning Simple, sorry to hear that you had trouble with posting this AM. Better luck next time. I know you will prevail. Enjoy your Vodkaday, I know you will! Simple, should we ask BACSL if he or she wants to meet for a cup of coffee? Pretty sure he is a he but I've been known to be wrong before. To all the other commenters have a great weekend and keep the comments coming! May the laughs never end!
Oh boy, this sweetheart is startin to turn me on. I hope it ain't one of my friends messin with me.. I just had my first. Let me give all my comrades here at Plain and Simple a good starter drink. I call it a poor man's mimosa..Glass of ice. 1/2 fill with Spirnoff Ice. The other half orange juice. If this ain't a mimosa a mimosa ain't a mimosa. Hey sweetheart at least please tell me your female..
Simple, I didn't see those 3 questions you asked yesterday. They were very interesting. Hopefully your followers will come up with some good answers. I know that Simple, even though, he only has a penny for his thoughts will come up with his two cents worth. My secret word is Fankin, which is Mr. Stein's first name.
Oh I see Plain is awake, I don't care about your fuckin questions, I been runnin around in this town all mornin. I almost lost the whole blog and I gotta tell you why they put a square pizza in a round box. Maybe because they want to fuck with us, like the rest of this universe. This whole universe is against me!!!!
Hey Sweetheart, I may be Simple but I am not a total idiot, well sometimes. I see what time Plains comment was, and then I see what time yours was, Linda. Nah, never mind you are at work... Shit. I can't figure anybody out. This isn't exactly what I had in mind. I will say this, beware when I find out who you are...
Hey Strebor: Fankinstein was really good, but we stopped the word thing about three days ago. Get on board and keep up the Plain and Simple train waits for no one. Hey Plain if you would quit worrying about the 1 cent two cents in shit, maybe you could get a couple dollars recruitin money. I ain't been partners with you for a week yet, and I am ready to kill ya.. Your like infuriating man..Never ever know what you are going to say or do, it is like working with the Mad Hatter!!!
Strebor: Get with the program Lad, Plain posted those stupid ass questions, my questions are always profound. Like how do you make a poor mans mimosa. I know because I am going to make another one right now..
Good morning Strebor ,BACSL, and Sweetheart. And awwwwwwwww Poor Simple quit crying everyone's against you pffffffft. We been on this Blog 4 friggin working days and you already have a sweethart ! What to I have ? Nothing thats what, but do I mind ? Heck no, I , not events have the power to make me happy, I can choose which it will be.Yesterday is dead and tomorrow hasn't arrived. And I have just one day, Today, and i'm going to be happy in it.........That Simple is called wisdom ......Sensi has spoken.....wax off wax on lil one
Ok Simple.one last trip for Vodka day. All aboard the R Bus at Ridge and Walnut Lane. I think I have this right, I'm not sure if it is the short term or long term that goes first. If I am wrong I'm sure you will correct me....We get on the bus and ask for a transfer and sit in the back, of course. We ride to Wayne Ave. Get off, sit in the shelter, it was safe then, waiting for the Trolley Car. Get on using our transfer and if I remember right about half way between Walnut Lane and Chelten Ave., on the left we get off. We also have our chamois's in our hands because we might need them for the Minute Man. Hope I got it right. Also, one of your very close friends from FB could figure out who I am with no problem. Again thanks for the posts. You entertain many followers and are much loved among the computer world people. Have a great Vodka Day..............My word for the day is Arness, one classy dude in Hindu.........LOL
James Arness was a Hindu ? I thought he was Miss Kittys Boyfriend, and I never saw a dot on her head except that one time Fester poked her, then Matt kicked his ass........There is no Budda only God....The only reason I know this is because when your having sex who says OH MY BUDDA......smirks and smacks my hands together my work is done here Chrildren
someone correct that children I am tired from thinking
BAC SL your fuckin killlin me. We were kids. Did you work at minute man with me..Come on man fess up. Took me a little while to figure out chamois were shammys, used to wipe cars. Blowin what little mind I have left. Thanks for the compliments though, ain't really sure how many people love me, but I am sure it is in the hundreds of thousands. Except for that fuckin Pain.... Plain.. He hates me..Just about called me a crybaby in his last post. You know this is going to lead to me and him tryin to kill each other. Well, that is nothin knew either, when we were in 7th grade I was the Christ Child in the play and I had white socks with red spots for blood and I was walkin through the alley at St. John's accepting all the praise for a job well done. When low and behold this one kid kneels down and starts actin like he is worshipin me and sayin hosanna and stuff like that. I jumped him and he started punchin and we were kickin and rollin around. My Dad picked me up by my neck and him up by his neck and was shakin us both. Yeah you got it, it was PLAIN.. Nasty little prick..
Arnessss that's what that asshole from American Exprss called me the other day..ISSSS ARNESSSSS there. No he died this is his brother Ernest, now go fuck yourself..
It's a good thing Irish was there to save you, I wasnt prasing you I was mocking you I was pissed because I thought I was the Christ Child, my Granny (Old Finger ) used to say that to me all the time I thought is was my name.....she would say Christ Child what are you doing now ?
It was just a MISTAKE. I know that Plain posted the 3 questions but it still stands that Simple will put his 2 cents in when he only has a penny for his thoughts. BACSL - the "R" bus (how about the A, Z, E and the 61) and Minute Man. You know us well. Plain, Simple and I have to put our brains together to figure you out. What am I talking about? Plain, Simple and I have brains? And, Plain as for the secret words some of them cannot just be glossed over. Like this one, puelot (poo-a-lot), which really sounds like you. Sorry! Still loves you a lot. OMG now I'm starting to sounds a lot like Plain and Popeye.
Calm Strebor Calm. The Pink Plain came up with a name. Wifred Rafter. How ya like that BAC SL!!
Right you are Strebor some names were meant not to be glossed over. My word Menes, miney and moe.. Your it again.. Another poor mans mimosa
OK, I am just about bustin, to get VODKADAY really rollin, no more poor man mimosa's, but I can't drink and drive. Two drinks that's my limit until I settle in then they are unlimited. All of us should feel that way. It is great to have drinks and have a good time. No Drivin. None of us need that shit in our lives. Listen ot me, preachin, but that is a pretty good preach.. I got one more post and I am splitting for the day..
Hmmmmmm yes Strebor some words cannot be glossed over, and this BACSl he for sure Knows Simple things.....smirks..... I am zeroing in on the Innicals W.R. come close and I Will another smurk get you soon.
Pinky,Roxborough Ave. around the corner from where Mrs. Mintzer worked at the cleaners next to Marie Horn. By the way Simple, nice thing you did for Mrs. Horn up on Cathederal Rd. Taking her home........See you are real a soft sap.............
Fucker, I guess it's not Willy. Well this is it for the day. In the real world it is 2:10 way past my Vodka time. Of course in the world of Plain and Simple it is 11:10 so the day is still relatively young. Plain you gotta do a post tomorrow as I will be incapacitated, and I don't think near a computer. Do you think you can handle one day withoug blowin up the whole blog?? (I almost did it today) If we get through tomorrow, we should be ok. I have 6571 apps to go through. Seriously there is a Band, and a General lookin to travel through our land. Everyone is welcome. Anybody fucks with us we will throw them off, especially if they mess with my man Plain. You gotta take charge tomorrow. I know you are up to the task. (HA!! I hope I can get to a computer. If I don't talk to you guys, have a great and safe weekend. I had a good time this week, looking forward to a lot more. Hey Plain don't be bustin my balls when I ain't here..
Hey, who did we know from the Northern Home.........I remember one kid but I forget his name............ Plain and Simple we need a thought for the day with your posts.....How about this .......Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday......All have a great weekend
Eddie Piss Eye Pydle. What a great name, what a great kid. Ran away with me and the boys in 7th grade. I am outta here POOF!!
Schoolsy was from Nother Home, what great dances. I am in the process of thinking up one of the greatest Questions ever ask. But I will be at batting practice starting at 8 in which I have to leave at 7 so that will be 3 am Simple time........that ass has us on Pacfic coast time and since I have set my clocks back I have been late for everything
Very astue Thought for the day BACSL. I know you never extemporize when you speak and your knowledge of the area where we live is omnipresent.I do have a few guys in mind, just can't nail you down just yet. But I do think it is a very good Idea to have a thought for the day.
Nice touch thought for the day BACSL. But Plain must run this past Simple, the CEO of of Plain and Simple Town
I am sure he will have some thoughts that will get us thru the day.Good luck and I hope you can talk him into it......LOL Have a good weekend all.
I posted tomorrows BLOG EARLY NO CHEATING! This was done because Simple Really has a life and may not be around but he will be back after he gets his Doctors note up in Madison Wi. But do not fret Plain is going out to play cards and wont be on at 3A.M. to post this because Simple has put us on Pacfic Coast time, gets in the time machine and scurries back to Philly.......oh and ty again BACSL for the suggestion about the "Thought for Today " And when I get you will you be honest you do seem to be a Magananimous sort.
Good Nite all God Bless and keep smilling.
And Harrity if your BACSL, You better fess up or I am Bringing the whole crew to your place I Fla. this year........Rember you owe me big time.
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