The thought for Today is : "If everything is coming your way", then your in the wrong Lane!
The Question for today is If the Professor on Gilligans Island can make a Raido out of a Coconut, why the hell couldn't he fix that hole in the boat ? This blog. was done by Plain and it is so SIMPLE
35 comments:
Why would he fix the Boat.One word Ginger!!!!!!
Great thinking Earman
But I thought that other woman was much sexyer.........And I'm not talking about Lovey Howell
Good job Plain.You just got promoted.the question is what do we do with Simple..Lay-off notice or just Emertitus.........I'm sure the vote would to be keep him. He is going to be so proud of you.
Just watched the news and have to stray from the question about Gilligan's Island. I have a question, does anyone care that it is only going to be 56 degrees and possibly raining in LA tomorrow? Yes, it seems that everyone (most especially the media)is very concerned that the vain, surgically altered, drug-induced, sexually promiscuous phonies who we call "stars" will be cold while walking the "red carpet". Doesn't your heart just bleed for them? While dripping in their diamonds, pearls, sapphires, etc. and wrapped in their Givenchy gowns or Armani tuxes the poor things might be cold! Never mind the people in Christ Church, New Zealand that are digging bodies out of the earthquake rubble, burying the dead, sheltering the homeless, feeding the hungry and trying to get back on their feet after disaster or that the maniac Khadafy is murdering people left and right or that people world-wide are suffering in some way, please lets worry about our Hollywood stars being cold on the red carpet. Sob-sob, weep-weep, cry-cry" Where is that so-called handbasket heading for hell?
Sorry Plain & Simple & followers but I just had to get serious for a moment and vent. Promise my next comment will be on the lighter side. Keep the funnies coming! Love you guys.
Thanks Jim , Blows on my fingers and rubs my chest. Simple does a great job he just likes to cry alot, while he is on vacation I will try to hold up the fort, with the help of all you guys that is.
Bravo Bravo Strebor I couldn't have said that better myself. Wait sure I could have who am I kidding excellent Job tho. Yes they cry with two loafs of bread under there arms.And they get paid Millions for doing nothing, and the Media is even worse they don't tell the truth they are all left wing liberals that could care less about the poor and suffering, yes they raise money but 85 % of it dosen't get to the people that need it , it goes to lawyers adminstrators and ect like the Korman Cancer thing it is a discrace. Do they send there kids to public schools noooooooo they tell us to donate do they ? Check to see what they give. Strebor I agree with everything you said.
And you can say anything you care to here Strebor, it's okay to be serious I myself was going to do a serious Post. But after mulling it over I figured I would use the question .Why is Bra singular and Panties Plural later on.
Go away for a couple hours and he is talking about Gilligan, and earboy has to respond to it. Hey McCool, Ya wanna lay me off good. I'll just take my profound statements and observations and go in the corner and cry. I think Plain hinted that I cry a lot. For the Strebor remarks, you know I agree, the only comment I differ with you on is, I never call them stars. The only stars I know are in the Heavens..movie actors, jerk offs, disgusting pricks, conceited assholes, pukes, that is more my definition for them. Take them for what they are entertainers, and we all love to be entertained, so go ahead and entertain me, but 26 million a movie, not on my watch. I can't tell you the last time I been to a movie. On the KadaffyDuck situation. I just wonder if Sadanm wouldn't have been the next to go.. On to a more light note. WAY TO GO PLAIN!!!! I knew you had in it ya..Great job Gilligan's Island and Bras and Panties. I should have known it would be a great and wondrous post. I don't know how many people jump in and out of Plain and Simpleville everyday, but I am sure they are finally realizing what I have known for years. You are certifiably insane. I love you though my man. Great Job.. (boy I am glad I am back.)
Runs over and hugs you, so glad your back. I was so nerveous I would blow this thing up anyways Simple Sadam would of still been there he Killed 700,000 Kurds with Sarin also know as Mustard Gas yessssssssss was done by none other than Chemical Ali. But they say there was no weapons of Mass destruction haaaaaaaaa if that isn't WMD wtf is Kadafy Duck is saying he is going to use it now but you wont here any of this shit from the media and the liberal Left.......Because Bush is out of office now......go figure
Simple, right you are about calling them "stars". I liked your words so much better. And, while we are talking about real stars, such as in the heavens, let's give a great big thank you to the brave and gallant men and women of the military, who are our real "STARS". May they all be safe, warm and loved. Glad you are back Simple and I think Plain did a hell of a job while you were missing. Signing off for today, will be back tomorrow! Love ya all! My secret work is chely, which is what I hope the aholes are tomorrow night while walking the carpet.
Nice to see the two of you back a the helm, although Plain did a bang up job. He has your back Simple and always will. We just need to run a campaign on Face Book and get some more true followers of this CULT. You should get severance with that layoff and a nice pension I hope. I think the Emeritus thing would be better, only if the time ever comes. Keep pounding away at the keyboard with the inspirational stuff you present every day and everyone will vote to keep you I am sure.LOL See you at Deigo Loui's some time for race.........
Can't figure man, you know that political shit is out of my realm I hate them all...PERIOD!!!! You know what does blow my mind, the unending of man's inhumanity to man. These war lord and fuedal tribesmen come to power in a land that because of its location is on vast reserves of oil, which the modern world devours at a record pace. The are all worth billions, Mubarak, Hussein, KadaffyDuck, King Saud, all these grandiose Bedouin Chieftans. They are and in some cases have been in power since the end of Colonialism. They have become some of the Worlds richest nations and leaders. Yet, Yet, they have starving poor masses of humanity, that barely have enough to eat. When all it would take is a little compassion, and honorable behavior, to take a few of those billions of dollars to keep the Plebians happy. It would not have taken much. They chose not to do it that way, they only made themselves and the people that they could use to protect them and stay faithful to them rich and secure. This is a formula for disaster, and we are seeing the direct results of this kind of rule in the Middle East. Where does it end it doesn't not in our lifetime not for generations to come. Greed rules 90% of the time, and sad to say as much as we know this, as much as we despise this. It always has (Ancient Rome, Ancient Eygpt) and it always will.. I am going to lighten up later. Glad to see everything is still in tact.. Talk about a madman runnin a country. Look who was in charge of Plain and Simple yesterday. MY MAN PLAIN!!!!!
Hey BAC SL, now ya gotta talk about Dago Loui's. You gonna talk about the Green Valley Chargers?? Keep goin, Plain is gonna getcha, but in the meantime I know you are having a pretty good time with this. I have a prediction, we won't (in our infinite wisdom) be able to figure out who you are. You are going to cave. You are probably bustin right now, to tell us who you are, and when you do. VODKADAY on me..Tempting there my friend. On another note, yeah bring in anybody you can the more, the more fun, the more comments the more laughs and serious shouts. Bring them on, my friend..
I have something to say on your comments Simple.........Ditto
But I must admitt if it weren't for the likes of Strebor ,Jim ,BACSL,Earman, I would be a mere "catucs in the snow"....."A Grain of Sand ON The Beach OF LIfe"....."A Row Boat in a Sea Of Litagation".......smirks.....at my Profound Statements and does my Egyptian dance across the room.........OHHH one more thing, Please answer this Honestly if you will .......BASCL who the fuck are you ?
Damit it I, hate too cuss I got frustrated and I appoligize, I tried to white that out but now I cant see the screen
Hey Plain BAC SL is having to much fun to fess up. Let whoever it is have their blast, he or she, I believe 90% he. Knows me too well to be of the opposite sex. The only thing they ever wanted to know was what time was I leavin..How about you droppin an f bomb, I thought that was my turf. It's ok to vent once in a while. You see people may say I say fuck too much. What most people don't realize is I use it as a desritive adjective, not a verb. It is only considered vulgar if used as a verb (I think), Fornication Under The Crown King) who would of thought those letters inscribed over a fornicators head, whose head was in the stocks, by the way. Would become such a famous and non descript descriptive adjective. I'm outta here gotta make a WaWa run. If it wasn't for WaWa I would starve to death..Later..
Well I belive it is a Guy, I'm trying to think who worked with you when you were a Minuet Man omgggggggg It's Paul Revere......smirks naw your a lil older than him The guy worked with you over in Germatown At the minuet man and you can't rember who did.......Christ your Simple , Simpleyou were taking the R bus so you were like 15 then then you got that piece of shit car when you were 16 opppppps I mean that beautiful Nova..... then you worked there when you got out of the Corps like 2 months so we know this guy.......all I can say right now Simple is it's always nice to have something to fall back on.......I got my eye on you BACSL
I am scared that Plain is on the hunt. He might get it soon. Simple got hit too many times on the head with Mr. Algeo's ring, but like I said I'm just having fun. No disrespect meant in anything said or done. Just trying to keep this thing going. It is a great break from all the bullshit that is going on in this fucking world. Somebody is at the Control Switch for world and is playing havoc with peoples lives, and it ain't GOD. Just be glad we chose or were chosen to live in Pa. Rox and Yunk especially.LOL It won't be long now and I'll be exposed and the great weight will be off my shoulders......
Bacsl We love it no disrespect at all it's fun. And you are correct again it's gets us away from the bullshit of the world . Keep up the good work BACSL........Just one thing if I get it will you let me know ?
I didn't leave yet. Plain why you tellin him it is not disrespectful. Hey BAC SL, it is totally disrespectful. Fess up, your drivin me nuts.. HMM!! Hmm!! not sayin anything huh!! Only kiddin my man, if we don't get it, don't give it up. Just let me know before I take the dirt nap will ya.. hey my woid is r e ss nes, Nesles's makes the very best CHOOOORCLATE!! FARFEL!!!!!!!!
Abso-fucking-lutely............Have a good night
He's drivin you nuts !That would be the shorest drive EVER!
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BAC SL. Abso-fuckin-lutly. Welcome to Plain and Simple. Big Dave, as in Big Dave Morris. Plains younger ooppps older brother..Who else says abso-fuckin-lutly...
The best word of the day yet Abso-fucking-lutely.
I am Abso-fucking-lutely sure that you are all nuts...I guess that's why I visit...Love ya cuz. A Rose is a Rose, Ernie and I knows.God Bless
Oh by the way Fuck the stars and their red carpet...If the stars and I get hit by a bus, well...we Abso-fucking-lutely all die ...They will probably just be dressed a little better.
so they can kiss my ass.
Thanks.
He walks across the darken stage with a smile and a Brown Derby tucked under his arm as the spotlight hits him he leaps with the grace of a gazelle.....landing with the eloquence of a swan,one leg slightly bent and on his tip of the toe......the music starts and he moon walks about 8 steps as he sings Misterrrrrrrrrrr Bojanglesssss Misterrrrrrrrrrr Bojanglessssssssssss dance eeeeeeeeeee for me..........the crowd roarsssssssssssssss as he soft shoes across the Room ......none other than Sammy Davis Junior the greatest of them all......where else can you get entertainment like this but , Plain and Simple?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Simple it might be Dave, that weight off his shoulders hint almost has me. But Big Brother Dave is very intellegent as is BACSL I must ponder this and look closer at his writtings.
Plain you know I say abso-fuckin-lutly all the time, and he says it back to me.. I don't know I'll let BAC SL tell us whenever they feel like it. Hey earman, you would like abso-fuckin-lutly. you can also start using it down in Baltimore. You have my permission to say it is your original pronunciation, go ahead enjoy. Let me know how many times you startle the Marylanders. Wow! ear (short for earman) seems you really care for those scumbag actors also. The only thing I know about the oscars is one Jeff Bridges is up for an award for his portrayal of Rooster Cogburn in True Grit. I gotta admit kinda like Bridges, but can Hollyweird come up with a good movie that is not a remake. They should do a movie "The Life And Times Of Sammy Davis Jr." and let Plain have the lead. That was quite a dance he put on here at Plain and Simple. I always told him he was wasting that God given ability to truly be a great hoofer. The man can out soft shoe Sammmeeee himself.. Saturday nite, and what am I doing wandering around Plain and Simpleville with a wee bit of a hangover.. Talk to you soon. Nice Dancing Fred, I mean Plain..
Walks back in to say Good nite to you all.....oh and Goodnite Ma goodnite Pa gn Grandama , GN GrandPa Gn, John Boy GN Elizabeth, Good Nite Jim Bob..........Shad the freak up and put the lights out you assholes.....whispers Goodnite Chet goodnite David
Well ladies and gentlemen. That's how fast a week goes. It was a great week. A lot of fun. I checked the stats here at Plain and Simple there were actually 499 hits (truth) on the blog. I guess that is pretty good. I want to thank all the good people that checked in and added their names to our list of friends (I don't consider anyone here a follower)that is the word the blog uses. We have friends from Dominic a great young man studying for his degree, to Kevin M. a wonderful young man, they are two young people,on the right path in life, and you have to love and respect that, to Strebor, who has come up with some very insightful conversation, to my cousin in Baltimore, who loves ya kid? to an old classmate, welcome Jimmy, thanks for not voting me out.. I want to thank JayNine and eze for helping us build Plain and Simple. Oh yeah, BAC SL, let's not forget our nemesis,who is making me and Plain work hard and who is a much appreciated friend, for the humor and the chase. I don't know about you guys but I never really expected this to be as much fun, and als some serious and insigtful thoughts at times. In BAC SL's words it takes away from all the bullshit we have to see going on in this world, and gives us a chance to laugh with each other and talk to each other, and that is a good thing, and man we did talk. We went from set up mode to animals fornicating, to dancin, singin, laughin. Talked about World Affairs, names of famous people (one word only please) from, shitting to golfing (Plain). A trip through memory lane of a Roxborough, Manayunk of long age. A lot of great people were named in Plain and Simple land during the week, and I am sure there are a lot more to come. Well we laid the base and the bait, let's see what happens in the coming week. Will Plain describe one of his green apple runs espisodes. Will we find the fuck out who BAC SL is. Will Strebor break into a tantrum at the Academy Awards. Will the General show his face instead of just jumpin in and jumpin out. Come on aboard General Joe Tin, your the one that got me into this, once again following your directions. The first time landed me in The Marine Corps.. Seriously everyone, thanks again I hope you enjoyed the first week as much as I have, and before I sign off. To my partner at Plain and Simple and one of my brothers through this life, thanks for bein there, Ter..I mean Plain!! your a huge part of this good old time we are havin. Time for lights out here in Plain and Simpleville. Enjoy the Academy Awards there, Strebor, and I am with you, I hope the women get drenched and males freeze theirs balls off. Very few of them deserve to be called men. OK I am not ending it on a rant. Why not? Nothing else around here is sacred. I guess that is it. Looking forward to seein you all tomorrow. Stay out of harms way. TAPS...
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I checked in to see if anyone else signed off, and there could never be any better sign off than that, never ever ,ever It's why we all love ya and your the best Partner and booger errr I mean blogger there ever was. Whew I almost stayed serious there over 30 seconds........smirks and walks away.......turn out the lightsssssssss the party overrrrrya'll come back now.
Simple's Sweetheart says:
My dear boy Simple, and you too Plain,
I just read your last post and I do believe it is your best to date. Very beautifully said, and very thought provoking. Your love of life is evident to all that read this blog. I can't wait to read and read and read your posts from here on..... and I can't wait to meet you someday.
Signing off for now, Simple's Sweetheart
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