Thursday, August 2, 2012

"Today Be The 2nd Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."

It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Man, I am trailing the field..York, York, York, New York, Morris Plain, Morrisville, Morristown,,not one, not one, KeeblerTown, or KeeblerHamlet, thousands of miles and that man fuckin haunts me...I miss the Ville. I honestly have not had one day to think of my most profound musings...I have two or three posts that I never finished..You guys and girls, have no idea what it is like to drive mile after mile with this Phil The Thrill character..Just got interupted again...Yo E! let's go!! I gotta put a day in the shop Phil...Well if you have too put a day in the shop, you can't go on the road..Right, why don't you go on the road...No, if I go on the road, I won't be in the shop...I DON'T NEED YOU IN THE SHOP, GO DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO...I gotta put a day in the shop..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this guy is worse than Plain, well maybe not that bad....
I didn't even get to talk about that goofy looking mother fucker that shot up the Batman movie...WOW!! why the fuck is that puke alive!!! If I am a cop that is one dead mother fucker...and if they prosecuted me the country should riot....Of course the sheople would just say, well he killed that guy and justice has to be served...Pussy's man, this country is becoming a country of Pussy's man..It is getting to the point that almost everyday, there is some kind of calamity going on, and everyone, including me, goes on with their busy lives...beware the sender, one day he send it to you..Wake up, Country, start killing this slime instead of letting them live and eat and breathe,,where is Jerry?? Hey big guy, you in the shower?? I hope you fucking die in there....He hasn;'t even been sentenced yet, I guess it takes long to figure out what to do to a guy that fucked kids for a living..It will probably take years too sentence batpunk, he has about 58 charges of murder...They can't kill him for all 58, so give him to me, I will do the job for him...

2 comments:

Plain said...

Wait a minuet Simple there's no one worse than Plain. You come in here and start complaining. Ive been getting carpel tunnel doing all this bloging. Whew the shit I put up with around here. I havent even had a chance to finish the song i'm writting.I think it will be Number one on the Charts. Tell me what you think!

"Imagine there's no pizzaaaaaa it's eazy if you try"

"No Hell below us,Above us only skyyyyyyyy"
"Imagine all the fat People, what the fuck will they do"
" Imagine there's no Countriessssss" It isn't hard to dooooooooooooooo" Nothing to Kill or die forrr, and noooooo Pizza to ask for moreeeeeeeeeeee"
"Imagine there's no pepperoni, Imagine there's no mushrooms"
"Just what will we dooooooooo" ...........this is as far as I got so since your back I'll try to finish..........I'll be Back

Simple said...

Great song Plain, Great to be back..I hope I stay around awhile..place looks like shit...LOL