It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off.
As we head into VodkaDay it may be a little later than usual..as myself and Phil are heading for Pennsylvania. He said if we are heading for Pennsylvania, then we must be leaving New Jersey..I said yeah, unless we were in Louisiana.. He says, why would we be in Louisiana?? I said how about if we lived there?? Then we wouldn't be leavin from New Jersey E.........!!!!!PULEEEZE not today....Hey how are your Itis's?? man there is a lot of them..I had a dream last night, I cannot even discuss it in the Ville, let's just say I wound up layin against the wall in the bunker and thought it was a girl...use your imaginations on that one, really funny..Dreams, is there anything more fucked up in life than dreams..There are all kinds of Dreams, Wet Dreams, whatever that means...Good Dreams, I think that is the same as a Wet Dream. Bad Dreams, I know about these mother fuckers, you wake up in a sweat thinking about a place you really don't want ot think about...Nightmares!!! These are BAD ASS DREAMS....I had a Nightmare once, I was on Elm Street in Philly and this ugly mother fucker with bad looking finger nails was trying to castrate me during a Wet Dream, shit wasn't funny man.. I thought I was going to lose the jewels....Talking about Jewels, did you see where Prince Harry, got all fucked up in Vegas and was rompin around with a bunch of naked chicks, grabbing the Royal Jewels...Now there is a royal, I might like...LOL!! Have a great Friday and if you are imbibing, don't be a driving...Love Ya All.....
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Happy Vodkaitis Day!
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