"Today Is The 3rd And Fourth Days Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 202."

It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off..WOW!!! crawl back  into the Ville on VodkaDay Nite, with no Vodka...I hear music and ARKING!! coming from the hooch..cross the dirt road and look in the window..WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I SEE!!! The critters have a coffin with a doo rag on the pillow, a Marine Corps Tee Shirt a pair of jeans and a pair of boots inside it, and a picture of me on the lid...I watch for a little while..Blat and Slat are saying some kinda prayers in Slavic, and crying like somebody kicked them in the nuts..Speaking of nuts, Sammy is GRRRRING and saying I owed him a bag of almonds.
Meere is yelling, WHO AM I GOING TO SLEEP WITH NOW!! HATTOONA MATADA, I'LL JUST GO BACK TO AFRICA, GREENY IS ARKIN!!!! DING DONG THE ASSHOLES DEAD, THE ASSHOLES DEAD...BILLY JUST WENT NAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Ah, and look at Plain sittin in the corner smirkin, he stands up, gets on his band box..and yells at the critters...IF YOU  BUNCH OF MORONS THINK HE IS DEAD, YOU ARE AS WHACKY AS YOU LOOK!! My Main Man Plain!! I bust in the door: PLAIN'S RIGHT GUYS HERE I AM!! Everyone of the critters, stomp over me running out of the makeshift funeral...SCREAMING IT IST A GHAST!!! IT IST THE GHAST OF SAMPLE..ARK!! THAT IS ONE SCAREY GHOST, THAT IS ONE SCAREY GHOST, YAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HATOONA MATADA MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!In a flash they are all gone.  Hey Plain.. Hey Plain my ass...you know how hard I been workin around here, between goofing, toading and taking care of this place while you are roaming around the country?? Yeah, I know. Just haven't had a whole lot of time to hang at the Ville..OK, I just have one question for you?  Are you a ghost? No Plain it is really me...Are you sure?? Yes Plain you can see it is me..PLAIN, PLAIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SHOTGUN?? PLAIN!!! PLAIN WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT CRAZY LOOK IN YOUR EYE???? I'll make you a fuckin ghost!!!!! , RUNNING AFTER THE CRITTERS,,,,,,,,, WAIT UP CRITTERS I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!! I'll ....YEOW SHOTGUN BLAST!!!HE'S BACK!!!!!!!!! You better run you prick....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1