GRRR!!! COME ON MY MAN WAKE UP!!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN SLEEPING FOR A WEEK!!!!! ARK!!! LET THE FUCK DIE, LET THE FUCK DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! Mumbling going on in my head (as usual)..here that fuckin parrott, and Plain....what the fuck is going on....SAMPLE!!! SAMPLE!!! HE IST MOVIN...YEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! What the fuck are you all doing in the bunker!!!!!!!! YAY DANG DING SAMPLE IST BACK THE WISE OLD SAMPLE THE NUTTY OLD SAMPEL DANG DING THE WICKED SAMPLE IST BACK....!!!!!!Whoa Blat, Slat what is going on??? SAMPLE YOU GOT REALLY DRANK AND RAN INT THE PINE BARRENS WITH SOME SKENK....Uhmmm!! was she that bad!!!! HAAHHAHHAH!!!OH SHE VOST BAD SAMPLE....DEN VE LOOKED FOR YOU AND YOU HAD A BIG LAMP ON YOUR HAD, AND SOME GUY NAMED SPIKE HAT YOU AT HIST HOUSE....VE BROUGHT YOU TO THE BANKER LAST VEEK...Wait a minute what date and day is it....VOT YOU MEAN, DATE AND DAY. VOT KINDA LUNCHWAGE IS DOT..Never mind help me up, and why are you all in the bunker???THERE VOST A HARRICANE...Yeah right....looking around the bunker, see my puter, it is Nov. 1st All Saints Day....I MISSED HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!! HEY E!!! Phil what happened...WHAT DO YOU MEAN??? What do I mean it is Nov. 1st dude, I been out for a fuckin week!! and you ask me what do I mean....YEAH WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL...PLAIN WAS PASSED OUT FOR TWO DECADES AND HE AIN'T MEAN...Dude I ain't fuckin mean. I am pissed I missed Halloween....YOU DIDN'T MISS IT....Hey Phil today is All Saints Day. that is the day after Halloween....YEAH BUT HALLOWEEN WASN'T YESTERDAY, IT IS SATURDAY....What the fuck do you mean???????? WELL YESTERDAY WAS HALLOWEEN BUT IT WASN'T......Staring once again in total disbelief....Yesterday was Halloween but it wasn't.....YEP IT IS SATURDAY....My computer says it is Thursday.....NO HALLOWEEN IS SATURDAY..I thought you said it was yesterday but it wasn't uhmmmm, please somebody help me.....IT IS SATURDAY IT WAS CANCELLED BY THE WICKED WITCH OF THE NORTH....Who is this wicked witch of witch you speak?????? SANDY SIMPLE, HURRICANE SANDY!!!! I gotta go back to sleep Phil, this is nuts (no shit),,,where is Plain?? Did I see Plain?? Did Plain work with me??? Who was that asshole boss???? I think it may have been Butchie.....gotta rest and get my thoughts together.. This place doesn't even look familiar....ZZZZZZZzzzz....
Thursday, November 1, 2012
"Today Is The 1st Day Of November In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"SAMPLE VAKE UP!!!! SOMEBODY GETTA GOT A DACTAR!!! HE IST STILL NOT VAKING UP!!!! HATOON(CRYING) MATTADA SIMPLE, sob sob HE IST DAD!!! NAHHHHHH!!
GRRR!!! COME ON MY MAN WAKE UP!!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN SLEEPING FOR A WEEK!!!!! ARK!!! LET THE FUCK DIE, LET THE FUCK DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! Mumbling going on in my head (as usual)..here that fuckin parrott, and Plain....what the fuck is going on....SAMPLE!!! SAMPLE!!! HE IST MOVIN...YEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! What the fuck are you all doing in the bunker!!!!!!!! YAY DANG DING SAMPLE IST BACK THE WISE OLD SAMPLE THE NUTTY OLD SAMPEL DANG DING THE WICKED SAMPLE IST BACK....!!!!!!Whoa Blat, Slat what is going on??? SAMPLE YOU GOT REALLY DRANK AND RAN INT THE PINE BARRENS WITH SOME SKENK....Uhmmm!! was she that bad!!!! HAAHHAHHAH!!!OH SHE VOST BAD SAMPLE....DEN VE LOOKED FOR YOU AND YOU HAD A BIG LAMP ON YOUR HAD, AND SOME GUY NAMED SPIKE HAT YOU AT HIST HOUSE....VE BROUGHT YOU TO THE BANKER LAST VEEK...Wait a minute what date and day is it....VOT YOU MEAN, DATE AND DAY. VOT KINDA LUNCHWAGE IS DOT..Never mind help me up, and why are you all in the bunker???THERE VOST A HARRICANE...Yeah right....looking around the bunker, see my puter, it is Nov. 1st All Saints Day....I MISSED HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!! HEY E!!! Phil what happened...WHAT DO YOU MEAN??? What do I mean it is Nov. 1st dude, I been out for a fuckin week!! and you ask me what do I mean....YEAH WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL...PLAIN WAS PASSED OUT FOR TWO DECADES AND HE AIN'T MEAN...Dude I ain't fuckin mean. I am pissed I missed Halloween....YOU DIDN'T MISS IT....Hey Phil today is All Saints Day. that is the day after Halloween....YEAH BUT HALLOWEEN WASN'T YESTERDAY, IT IS SATURDAY....What the fuck do you mean???????? WELL YESTERDAY WAS HALLOWEEN BUT IT WASN'T......Staring once again in total disbelief....Yesterday was Halloween but it wasn't.....YEP IT IS SATURDAY....My computer says it is Thursday.....NO HALLOWEEN IS SATURDAY..I thought you said it was yesterday but it wasn't uhmmmm, please somebody help me.....IT IS SATURDAY IT WAS CANCELLED BY THE WICKED WITCH OF THE NORTH....Who is this wicked witch of witch you speak?????? SANDY SIMPLE, HURRICANE SANDY!!!! I gotta go back to sleep Phil, this is nuts (no shit),,,where is Plain?? Did I see Plain?? Did Plain work with me??? Who was that asshole boss???? I think it may have been Butchie.....gotta rest and get my thoughts together.. This place doesn't even look familiar....ZZZZZZZzzzz....
GRRR!!! COME ON MY MAN WAKE UP!!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN SLEEPING FOR A WEEK!!!!! ARK!!! LET THE FUCK DIE, LET THE FUCK DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! Mumbling going on in my head (as usual)..here that fuckin parrott, and Plain....what the fuck is going on....SAMPLE!!! SAMPLE!!! HE IST MOVIN...YEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! What the fuck are you all doing in the bunker!!!!!!!! YAY DANG DING SAMPLE IST BACK THE WISE OLD SAMPLE THE NUTTY OLD SAMPEL DANG DING THE WICKED SAMPLE IST BACK....!!!!!!Whoa Blat, Slat what is going on??? SAMPLE YOU GOT REALLY DRANK AND RAN INT THE PINE BARRENS WITH SOME SKENK....Uhmmm!! was she that bad!!!! HAAHHAHHAH!!!OH SHE VOST BAD SAMPLE....DEN VE LOOKED FOR YOU AND YOU HAD A BIG LAMP ON YOUR HAD, AND SOME GUY NAMED SPIKE HAT YOU AT HIST HOUSE....VE BROUGHT YOU TO THE BANKER LAST VEEK...Wait a minute what date and day is it....VOT YOU MEAN, DATE AND DAY. VOT KINDA LUNCHWAGE IS DOT..Never mind help me up, and why are you all in the bunker???THERE VOST A HARRICANE...Yeah right....looking around the bunker, see my puter, it is Nov. 1st All Saints Day....I MISSED HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!! HEY E!!! Phil what happened...WHAT DO YOU MEAN??? What do I mean it is Nov. 1st dude, I been out for a fuckin week!! and you ask me what do I mean....YEAH WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL...PLAIN WAS PASSED OUT FOR TWO DECADES AND HE AIN'T MEAN...Dude I ain't fuckin mean. I am pissed I missed Halloween....YOU DIDN'T MISS IT....Hey Phil today is All Saints Day. that is the day after Halloween....YEAH BUT HALLOWEEN WASN'T YESTERDAY, IT IS SATURDAY....What the fuck do you mean???????? WELL YESTERDAY WAS HALLOWEEN BUT IT WASN'T......Staring once again in total disbelief....Yesterday was Halloween but it wasn't.....YEP IT IS SATURDAY....My computer says it is Thursday.....NO HALLOWEEN IS SATURDAY..I thought you said it was yesterday but it wasn't uhmmmm, please somebody help me.....IT IS SATURDAY IT WAS CANCELLED BY THE WICKED WITCH OF THE NORTH....Who is this wicked witch of witch you speak?????? SANDY SIMPLE, HURRICANE SANDY!!!! I gotta go back to sleep Phil, this is nuts (no shit),,,where is Plain?? Did I see Plain?? Did Plain work with me??? Who was that asshole boss???? I think it may have been Butchie.....gotta rest and get my thoughts together.. This place doesn't even look familiar....ZZZZZZZzzzz....
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YO!! this is getting scary, maybe it is not the 1st Day Of November..Maybe I am really Rip Van Simple....
Walks in and Holds out my hands and says HUH?
OMG!!!
HUH??? that is all you can say Plain, after your brother from another Mother (not to mention asshole boss)..has been missing in the Pine Barrens with a horrid looking chick for uhmmm 10 days..that is all you can say...What the fuck man....
Encore OMG!!!
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