"TODAY IS THE 28TH DAY AND LAST VODKADAY OF DECEMBER IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2012."

It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Well my main man Plain will be off shortly, once again he is baling on me to go on one of those cruise ships to all ports south. I want to go on a cruise with the crew and take a ship going to AnnisBurg Island...I hear there a bunch of assholes that live there..I would like to see an Island that is inhabited by nothing but assholes...Believe me, I have seen towns, cities, communities and even countries whose population is 90% assholes...Now a trip to an Island whose population is 100% asshole...WOW!! My Drill Instructor always said that there is always that 10% and he was right..but it says on the brochure 100% asshole populated...gotta go...AND NO, EVERYBODY I WILL NOT FIT RIGHT IN..Got together last Friday at ECKS with the whole crew, and Brother Bill Keenan was coming down to see everybody after his brain surgery, so Simple decides to put Staples across my forehead so he wouldn't be the only one there with Staples in his head,,so I tape about fifty Staples across my head and everybody is hilarious and in walks Billy and Beth, and he looks at me and bends over laughin, straightens up and smacks the staples into my head...YO WHAT THE FUCK BILL, I DID THIS SO YOU WOULDN'T BE THE ONLY ONE HERE WITH STAPLES IN YOUR HEAD..He said the only one here with Staples in his head is YOU...I had mine taken out this morning!!!LO!!!  Well me and Phil are starting to move everything to the new Bunker, yep, right up the dirt road from the old one..Just a lot bigger space for warehousing..He is yelling right now....SIMPLE, SIMPLE WHERE ARE YA??? Down here Phil...I KNEW YOU WERE DOWN THERE...How did you know that Phil??? BECAUSE YOUR NOT UP HERE!!!!PHEW!!!The shit I gotta put up with around here...When this move is finally over, I hope to get PLAIN AND SIMPLE back to the elite status we had established across the world..If anybody can do it Me and Plain can..Have a great VODKADAY..!!!!!