This is the Plain and Simple rambling of two madmen. . . Loons if you will. Look for interesting and very profound musings on Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of the next Hangover.
Shit, I wanted to get a following so I went on to following and posted it and it said. "Congratulations Plain and Simple you are following Plain and Simple.. This is gonna be just wonderful
Who the hell is E and don't tell me the one after G . And Simple if you want a following you have to be the lead dog or you will be looking at assholes all day.
An Irishman and a Englishman are arguing in a bar, The englishman is saying the best bars in the world are in England, he states you can pay a cover charge and for 5 bucks you can drink all nite ! The Irishman states well in Ireland you don't have to pay a cover charge and drink all nite and get laid any time you want.....The Englishman says bullshit, no way when was the last time you drank all nite and got laid ? The Irishman says well it hasn't happened to me yet but it has happened to my sister alot of times
Now, your gonna start tellin, English and Irish jokes. I set this up for one reason and one reason only. GREED, that's right Plain we have to get subscribers. appox. 1 million, at a dollar a year. It should be easy because if you keep writing shit like that, we'll have 20 million people givin us a dollar to get the fuck off the Internet. Hey did you get anybody to sign up yet. I'm tryin, haven't gotten anybody quite yet, but I am tryin..
Holy shit Charlie Sheean is giving advice to Linsey Lohan.....Isn't that like a Gorrila dribbling two basket balls and walking thru a mine field with snow shoes on ?
Hey Plain, how long we gotta wait for somebody else to come listen to our profound statements. I'm just sittin her starin at the screen. We do have one follower. It may be somebody that hates you.. This is gettin weird dude. I figured we have about 22,012, signed up by now.. I can't take this pressure, I might quit!!!!! I will think of something profound tonight, and post it tomorrow, if I wake up...
Hey Plain, there somebody on here reading this junk, and I don't know who it is. One was an annon- How do you spell annonymous?? Annonymous, and the other was a Burgerville and Coffee Shop Lover. Does that mean like they were one of our old lovers or they loved burgers and coffee. I am totally baffled. Look Plain, we have to set working hours so when we blog our millions of blog reader will know when we blogged. I am going to do it every time I am enhanced. That is a classy word for DRUNK!!!!
Yeah, I said somethin. I said how the fuck we gonna make any money when you can't spall!!!!!!! and then I poked a wrong key or somethin and porn popped up all over my computer so that is where I have been for the last 6 hours..
Surley burgerville and coffee shop lover didn't love one of us. Get serious Simple if they had any class they wouldn't hang out with us. I mean look where they hung out......you don't just find classy joints like Burgerville and the coffee shop. There high class for sure.
Yo, check it out. I might be Simple, but I set this up on Pacific Coast Time. Everybody will think we live in Malibu, with Charlie. It will take our millions of subscribers years to find out it is Ernie and Terry Ha ha ha ha!!!
look Simple don't make fun of my spelling, you only have to talk to me like a minuet to know I didn't go to college......oh and I suck at asdf jkl; too
Alright Plain, tomorrow this gets serious. I already have a fuck in mind I am going to grill, we will get about 14,108 subscribers once they see this post. I gotta hit the rack to much vodka yesterday. Maybe it was too much cranberry juice.
If we got two customers we got two bucks errr wait one buck I told anonymous you would give him his buck back. He said this is bullshit I didn't know we let intellegent people on here. Whats up with that ?
Throws up my hands, you do have this on Pacfic coast time it's rushhour out there ! No wonder there's no one on here there not home from work yet ! What pisses me off is I changed all my clocks you Simple ass. And i'm not changing them back i'm going to be late for everything now because i have a SIMPLE ass for a Partner !
I changed my clocks too. I can't go to bed yet it is only 4:45. Told Donna about the blog site. She said she couldn't get on and called me Ernie dear..Hey my word below is chocadca who makes this shit up..
I have too come up with a plan for these clocks can I get to Malibu on the dollar we made ? Can I write this off ?Fuck if I spend the dollar we are broke again.Puts my chin on my fist and starts thinking.......hmmmmmmmm i'll bet there's a plain simple answer for this.
The words we have to use to talk to each other are funnier than anything we can possibly think of. I am getting very discouraged. Please get another 5 or 6 thousand subscribers, I am running out of thoughts. Fuckin clocks, tired as all get and it's only five-thirty. My word is embulph. I think that is short for that girl I used to date Emily Bulphuss..
How can you be tired its only 5:27 where you put us. And the word embulph is swahellie for Vodka, I called my friend Cliff Claven and ask him. My word is hplbme backwards of embulph he said that means Cranberry juice ......shrugs frigging Cliff knows everything
YO! Plain & Simple - you guys must be pretty old to remember BurgerKing and pretty ancient to remember the coffee shop. Charlie Sheen mentoring Lindsay Lohan - hell here we come in a handbasket!
Who the fuck is strebor and did they pay their dollar. I ain't doin all this work for nothin. Fuck it is only six thirty and I can't keep my eyes open. My word is upper you know like upper dress.. Upper boy strength, Upper class, upper lip and Upper nose with a rubber hose..
Hmmmmmmmmm Strebor knew Burgerville but I know it not Lugie they dont make keys on a comp that big.......or his typing would look like jhjhiyiuium ;lplpopolfkdx sososifjffng like the frigging codes like we have to type in here
Okay i'm back glad to get rid of that shit. And I found a way for all you people to save money ! If you buy scotts toliet paper yea yea its a lil more expensive but you get a 1,000 sheets , you only take one piece off and cut a hole in the middle,stick your finger in that hole and wipe your ass then you use the toliet paper to pull the shit off, you get a 1,ooo shits out of one roll......no need to thank me it's why i'm here.
okay I have to get off here My Moms coming home soon and i'm not allowed on this unless my home work is done, but I might sneak back on later. Ya'll come now.....smirks
okay heading back too eastern standard time getting in the time machine.......yawns shit now it's after midnite.......yawns ......good nite chet...... goodnite David.....and Goodnite for NBC News......... I hope this is Plain ans Simple enough for you.........poof i'm outta here !
Not high class just a great place to hang. Was in love with the waitress.........Oh, don't forget the Green Parrot.........now there was class..also you two remember this..Talking and eloquence are not the same......to speak and to speak well, are two things. A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks..........You two speak. Thanks for the fun...........
Hey this is plain back Goodmorning you loons, goons, and bafoons. Hope ya feel as good as ya look because ya sure look good to your gal ............oppps that was Salley Stars I dont wanna get any copyrite infringements, I'm already handicapped with simple
See Simple I told you that Burgerville Lover was high class guy, and He even dined at the "Green Parrot".......but the poor bugger has short time memory loss he repeats himself, But he has class and great long time memory, so what up Burgerville lover ?.........now if he says not much ........not much.....don't make fun of him simple
Simple where the hell are you ? I have alot of shit to do today. Looks around and whispers I have the Hershey squirts if you will, the old green apple runs. So I can't be here all day. I'll be on the Pot........Damn haven't been on the pot in years, ......looks for my field jacket.......I'll be back
I'm from latitude 39* 57' N, longitude 75* 9' W or to put it more plainly & simply the land of The Coffee Shop, Burgerville, The Green Parrot, Lugie and the bridge, under which, Whitey & the boys went for a sip. Stumbled onto this site, unfortunately! Following is a big clue "some things never change". This will be my last comment because unlike Plain & Simple (both of whom I love dearly) I have a life and do not sit at the evil computer all day. Plus I can't handle the time difference. Plain and Simple keep up this entertaining rhetoric but without my dollar or 50 cents. Bye!
Good morning or whatever it is, I have no idea how to tell time anymore. Strebor, you just can't leave. You a left a post, you owe a dollar. Plain, we have to work out a payment plan. These locals are going to be jumpin in and out and using alias's and we have no idea who they are. Come up with somethin will ya. Yo, another thing, I like this Burgerville guy. He called us wise men. He can't possibly know us, and he doesn't give orders like the General, so how we supposed to get our money, when we don't know who he is?? Hey Plain, how many people signed up last nite?? I know you worked through the nite. You got the squirts. You heard of the Asian flu, the Spanish flu, West Nile Virus, they are calling this The Ernie flu, very annoying and won't go away. Hey wait a minute Plain and Strebor, I don't have all day to sit here either, but this is business, not for you Strebor, but for you Plain.. I gotta make a profound statement. The Secret Woid Is (frazzled lookin bird comes down) Artlesse.
Blog of the Day: Read an article in today's Philadelphia Inquirer. It was written by one David Hiltbrand, and the main jist was replacing Charlie Sheen in Two and A Half Men. He says it would be easy, that it has happened in a show many times. I don't know David, but I am sure he knows me. I think he misses a big point in his article and in his thoughts. Charlie is irreplaceable in that show because of one reason, he isn't acting. That is really him, and nobody can just jump in there and become Charlie. Could they start a similar show? Sure but they once again would be acting and never have the allure of a Charlie Sheen. The shows he mentioned were really insignificant too me, but I would like to throw another one out there. How the hell could you ever replace Jackie Gleason, on the Jackie Gleason show or as Ralph Kramden, could not be done..The magic woid is (frazzled bird drops down) garnsti. That Fred Garns he has a small speech impediment, when he tees up his ball, he calls it Tiing Up.
payment plain ?????? What the hell do I know about that ! I'm still trying to work my way around this Site. I wasn't sure if I was Plain or Simple there at the begining. You have to work that all out It should be Simple enough.
And it's so nice of Charlie giving advice to Linsey Lohan......who's giving him advice Bobby Brown ? And don't be Simple I can't be here all day I have to tee up myself and hit golf Balls
I gotta go get breakfast or maybe lunch, I am not sure of the time anymore. Plain you gotta do somethin besides, writing those fucked up musings you have. You gotta recruit man. I recruited about 6301 people, they will be coming on shortly. Now as we know this is a partnership formed on freindship and a handshake, so I will give you your 50 cents, but you gotta start workin man.. Oh yeah and before I go. For the last time you made up the names YOU GRABBED PLAIN. So therefore, from this day forward you are PLAIN, I on the other hand am nothing but SIMPLE. Got it??? Now go get some subscribers before the discount runs out..The secret woid is (frazzled bird drops down)sylphest. I ain't touchin that one.. I think Al Capone had it..Or something like it that is an old STD.
Hello Plain and Simple, I have some suggestions to get you your million dollars! First and foremost, make sure your subscribers are charged their dollar! I was not! Like right now I'm making this post for FREE! Second, start making posts instead of just commenting back and forth to each other. You only have one post, so today's post could have been about the Charlie Sheen newspaper article and your followers will "comment" (their thoughts and ideas) under that post. Then you two can comment on their comments. Like I would have written to Simple that I agree, Charlie Sheen is irreplaceable! I also think that maybe Anonymous, Burgerville and Strebor would have come back to make a comment as well! And lastly, you two are freakin' hilarious! But remember, make posts to get your fans to make comments! And if you ever get the payment thing worked out, I'll take 10% for all of my suggestions!!
Thanks Jaynine, Did you see what jaynine said there Simple ? Makes sence to me. And not much does these days.So get to work and fix that thing. I am working on getting the State Sen. back to work In Wisconson, so I am busy. And Jaynine ya'll come back here.
Jaynine, HELPPPPP!!! I wanted that Charlie segment to be a Post. Hangs my head, but I don't know where to post!! Just says here leave your comment. Secret woid is (frazzled lookin bird drops down)
Simple the secret woid was on Groucho Marx and it was a duck that came down, not a word. And JayNine, thank you again for your comments but we can't charge until we have people on here, the more the merrier. And since you were so polite and helpful to us, when i die i am being creamated and you will recive 10 % of my ashes.
The general is on board,I see you took my advice and went on the road.Lmao,Keep up the good work.I also paid 2$ in advance well worth the price,also i am selling chances to recoup my loss.I have a car load full.haha Fact,Plain and Simple who loves ya.Semper Fi.
Yo, Plain somebody named annonymous (again) signed in and said the General is on board. Wonder who that could be? He also claims to have paid 2.00 did you receive a subscription without letting me know?? Where is Jaynine. OK on Groucho it was a duck with a word in his webbeb feet or beak or somethin. Once again we are both right. We are amazing individuals..
Hey another fuckin annonymous. How many people out here have the name annonymous?? To answer your question about the other days, besides Vodkaday. They are mostly work days, unless I can find, some how or somewhere to fuck off..My word is folas. That's what you call fellows on Vodkaday!
Streber my Friend we don't want you to sit at the evil computer all day, and we all have lives, we want you to come and go as you please.We all have things to do, places to go, and people to meet ! But there are some of the peeps that can't get out and are house bound, and if I can put a smile on there face it's worth more than all the dollars in the world. And right now this is free it was set up that way.And i'm sure if it's the dollar that's bugging you or the 0.0027397 cents a day, Well i'm sure simple will give it to you.
How we gonna run a business where you are supposed to Post a Post for the day like Posta Toastie (that's and Italian Cereal), and we don't know how to post. Plain, I didn't take any fuckin money from anybody, let alone some bogus ass General. You know what I think, I think you are annonymous and trying to drive me nuts, so you can have this lucrative site for yourself. Did anybody sign up. I have 7002 applications. I am sorting through them, we don't want any riff raff on here...My word is inopenm. I knew a Liz Penm, had a fling with her once in Omaha, wonder if she snagged me...
Yes Simple go thru those applications good. I don't want anyone like us in here. I know I wouldn't join and club that would accept me, or you for that matter !
Right you are Plain, I need Ed. If he doesn't help us soon, I am afraid we are going to lose about 34012 applicants. They are already forming outside my shop. They have banners and signs, saying down with Simple.. I keep stickin my head out the window yellin what about Plain. No, down with Simple, down with Simple. Fuck you, go back to Eygpt..I don't know how much more of this I can take. I gotta learn how to Post, my brain is frying, man I got a lot to say. My word is betarc. The only Bee Tarc I knew was this girl I had a fling with in East Porta, Texas figured maybe she snagged me..
Egypt, frigging Egypt Those Rag heads have alot of nerve ! Why don't they stay in the 7/11's where they belong. Poke your head back out there and tell them don't make me come down there.
Yo, do you pay attention at all? I know how to post, I put two more posts on this fuckin web site or whatever it is you got me into. My word is dersh. Like when you are out with a girl and you had to much vodka, and dinner is over and you ask her, whit doe ya wan fir dersh, piddin on pi or jailo?
Well, start a posting Simple, ask things like who's hosting the Oscars. You spent 18 hours doing that ? Well tell me how, I'll bet I learn in less than that. If it's simple so make it plain.
Okay Plain I have to admit to laughing at the "wise" ramblings of you and Simple. Never had anything to do with the $1. or 50 cents. But, I do have a question, do you really think that the peeps that are housebound are tuned into Plain & Simple? If so I would like to call them my secret word "borveri". I'll leave it to you and Simple to come up with what it could mean since you are so good at it. My thoughts are it could be a foreign language verb meaning I am very bored and I am a housebound peep. Edgar Buchannon was a president? I don't think so. How about James Buchanan? Simple, I know you don't give a rat's ass as to who is hosting the Oscars or who James Buchanan was, but, if you know someone who gives a rat's ass it is James Franco & Anne Hathaway, who are hosting the Oscars (I can just see you saying who the f_ _k are they), and JB was our 15th President, right before Mr. Lincoln. Back to important stuff, nobody but nobody can replace Charlie (except maybe Simple). Talk to you soon, bye for now! Keep your wiseness coming!
Strebor My friend so glad to see you back and you are correct Edgar was an actor on Petticoat Junction with three hot chicks.This is why Simple thinks he was President. As far as barveri you got me stumped, there was a Theodor Barveri a German Biologist he married Marcella O'Grady so how smart could he be ? As far as all the housebound peeps no, all covers too much I'd say we will only get like 94% of them......smirks.....ya'll come back now Strebor
Burgerville and Coffee shop Lover Wow says it all. I don't know if there is enough time in the day to answer that, so i'm just going to say HOLY SMOKES and leave it to that .
Hey Strebor, this is Simple, I stands corrected, you are right, it was Chuck Buchannon, and Edgar Garfield, but beings you busted me to all of the thousands of subsribers that Plain signed up, I just want you to know the gig is up. He KNOWS WHO YOU are!!!MUHAAAAA!!!!!! My word is sefenons. Ya gotta sing it:: Se Fe Nons\ Se Fe Nons as they say it in Frannnnce.. Se Fe. Aw you get it.
Smacks my forehead. omg Simple it Was Jaqueline Bouvier Kennedy, she married that drunk womanizing Jack with the bad back, Unless he was with Marylin, then he fixed his back by being on crack and they ended up in the sack....hmmmmmm i'm going to have to get back to writting poems.
I give up! Simple, how did Plain find out who I am? Did he figure it out or did you tell him? If you told him I'm going to beat the living shit out of you. MUHAAAAAA! Plain please tell me how you found out. Was it my clue "some things never change"? WOW my secret word is hacked. Hey Simple, do you remember the Hacks? Plain, do you remember them? There were a stack of them. Wonder if they have hacked anyone recently. Signing off for today.
Well Strebor ,I'm not just a pretty face ya know. I was looking at myself in a mirror, and dropped it and saw that Strebor spelled Roberts and "the some things never change " helped And of course I rember the Hacks, I never forget anything I rember.Gives ya a big hug and Muhaaaaa
Plain, I still think Simple had something to do with telling you who I am, but your explanation saves him a severe beating. A big hug back to you. Hey, my secret words keep getting better and better. This one is Matalic. Aren't they a big time hard rock band? Where's Simple today? Haven't received any of his wisdom or wisecracks today. Later!
Wait Strebor if I tell you he told me he gets a Severe beating?.........smirks why of course he told me I'm not that smart......and last I saw Simple he was on blog 7 the 22 day of Feb, check that one out.......omg my woid is seinal......I think I am
That's an easy one Simple. He was a big Mojito fan. Drank them like V with Sprite, Captain Morgan etc. He would enjoy himself at C J and Ecks having Floyd mix them up by the pitcher and listen to all the bullshit about that place they call Plain and Simple Ville. Maybe from the tales of the Outer Banks a sequel to "The Oldman and the Sea". Oldmen and the Sea. Keep them coming Floyd.
96 comments:
They will let anyone on the internet. America is doomed, doomed I tell you! There is only so much crazy out there and you have cornered the market.
Hey eZe, we didn't even get started yet and your dooming the whole country. Wait a day or two.
Yo T, don't panic, you are now in the big time. Let's see what you got. No lumpin now loon boy.
Shit, I wanted to get a following so I went on to following and posted it and it said. "Congratulations Plain and Simple you are following Plain and Simple.. This is gonna be just wonderful
Whoa Simple why is eze busting on us we dont even live around here
test 2
Why do i keep talking to E
Who the hell is E and don't tell me the one after G . And Simple if you want a following you have to be the lead dog or you will be looking at assholes all day.
Your Plain, I am Simple. You are the one that made these fuckin names now abide by them.. Or I quit this shit...
An Irishman and a Englishman are arguing in a bar, The englishman is saying the best bars in the world are in England, he states you can pay a cover charge and for 5 bucks you can drink all nite ! The Irishman states well in Ireland you don't have to pay a cover charge and drink all nite and get laid any time you want.....The Englishman says bullshit, no way when was the last time you drank all nite and got laid ? The Irishman says well it hasn't happened to me yet but it has happened to my sister alot of times
Now, your gonna start tellin, English and Irish jokes. I set this up for one reason and one reason only. GREED, that's right Plain we have to get subscribers. appox. 1 million, at a dollar a year. It should be easy because if you keep writing shit like that, we'll have 20 million people givin us a dollar to get the fuck off the Internet. Hey did you get anybody to sign up yet. I'm tryin, haven't gotten anybody quite yet, but I am tryin..
Holy shit Charlie Sheean is giving advice to Linsey Lohan.....Isn't that like a Gorrila dribbling two basket balls and walking thru a mine field with snow shoes on ?
Hey Plain, how long we gotta wait for somebody else to come listen to our profound statements. I'm just sittin her starin at the screen. We do have one follower. It may be somebody that hates you.. This is gettin weird dude. I figured we have about 22,012, signed up by now.. I can't take this pressure, I might quit!!!!! I will think of something profound tonight, and post it tomorrow, if I wake up...
A friggin dollar a year ?lower the price you simple marron to like .50 every six months
I refuse to read this bull shit.....
And it should be 1 yankee dollar a month none of that confererite shit !
okay anonymous your outta here ! Simple give him his dollar back !
HMMMMM I'LL bet Anonymous was Mister Lohan......sorry bout that dude......smirks
You two keep this life Plain and Simple. Tell it like it is and keep the rest of us entertained. Don't ever quit this shit....but .50 every six months
Good Job you two.........Keep it up
Hey Plain, there somebody on here reading this junk, and I don't know who it is. One was an annon- How do you spell annonymous?? Annonymous, and the other was a Burgerville and Coffee Shop Lover. Does that mean like they were one of our old lovers or they loved burgers and coffee. I am totally baffled. Look Plain, we have to set working hours so when we blog our millions of blog reader will know when we blogged. I am going to do it every time I am enhanced. That is a classy word for DRUNK!!!!
Hey. Sounds like a restaurant in Lancaster County!
Checks back in before I check out, Just wanna see it there was anything Simple said......shrugs guess not!
Yeah, I said somethin. I said how the fuck we gonna make any money when you can't spall!!!!!!! and then I poked a wrong key or somethin and porn popped up all over my computer so that is where I have been for the last 6 hours..
Surley burgerville and coffee shop lover didn't love one of us. Get serious Simple if they had any class they wouldn't hang out with us. I mean look where they hung out......you don't just find classy joints like Burgerville and the coffee shop. There high class for sure.
Yo, check it out. I might be Simple, but I set this up on Pacific Coast Time. Everybody will think we live in Malibu, with Charlie. It will take our millions of subscribers years to find out it is Ernie and Terry Ha ha ha ha!!!
look Simple don't make fun of my spelling, you only have to talk to me like a minuet to know I didn't go to college......oh and I suck at asdf jkl; too
Alright Plain, tomorrow this gets serious. I already have a fuck in mind I am going to grill, we will get about 14,108 subscribers once they see this post. I gotta hit the rack to much vodka yesterday. Maybe it was too much cranberry juice.
If we got two customers we got two bucks errr wait one buck I told anonymous you would give him his buck back. He said this is bullshit I didn't know we let intellegent people on here. Whats up with that ?
I think i'll drink some tullamore due til you wake up i'll be all ready working here I might do a three dayer
Haaa the "Wrath of Grapes' have got ya. go to bed Simple. Did I make that Plain enough ?
Throws up my hands, you do have this on Pacfic coast time it's rushhour out there ! No wonder there's no one on here there not home from work yet ! What pisses me off is I changed all my clocks you Simple ass. And i'm not changing them back i'm going to be late for everything now because i have a SIMPLE ass for a Partner !
I changed my clocks too. I can't go to bed yet it is only 4:45. Told Donna about the blog site. She said she couldn't get on and called me Ernie dear..Hey my word below is chocadca who makes this shit up..
I have too come up with a plan for these clocks can I get to Malibu on the dollar we made ? Can I write this off ?Fuck if I spend the dollar we are broke again.Puts my chin on my fist and starts thinking.......hmmmmmmmm i'll bet there's a plain simple answer for this.
I think eze makes them up there's something wrong with him, His elavator isn't going to the top floor
The words we have to use to talk to each other are funnier than anything we can possibly think of. I am getting very discouraged. Please get another 5 or 6 thousand subscribers, I am running out of thoughts. Fuckin clocks, tired as all get and it's only five-thirty. My word is embulph. I think that is short for that girl I used to date Emily Bulphuss..
How can you be tired its only 5:27 where you put us. And the word embulph is swahellie for Vodka, I called my friend Cliff Claven and ask him. My word is hplbme backwards of embulph he said that means Cranberry juice ......shrugs frigging Cliff knows everything
Emily Bulphuss isn't that the midget you used to date? I rember her she was a cutie you were nuts over her !.........smirks at nuts over her
YO! Plain & Simple - you guys must be pretty old to remember BurgerKing and pretty ancient to remember the coffee shop. Charlie Sheen mentoring Lindsay Lohan - hell here we come in a handbasket!
stay tuned pretty soon I am going to say something very interesting !
shit shit shit Strebor misquoted Burgerville - modern fast food restaurants took over Strebor's mind and Strebor said BurgerKing. Dumbo!!!
Strebor it was Burgerville even older than bugerking . And Yeah Simple is pretty old
It's okay strebor I made a mistake once, but then I found out I really didn't but I counted it anyway because I thought I did.
" Very Interesting " there I said it glad ya stuck around
Strebor where you from ?
Who the fuck is strebor and did they pay their dollar. I ain't doin all this work for nothin. Fuck it is only six thirty and I can't keep my eyes open. My word is upper you know like upper dress.. Upper boy strength, Upper class, upper lip and Upper nose with a rubber hose..
Okay I wont ask you anymore tough questions Strebor, that where you from is way outta line. How did you find this sight ?
Simple don't yell at my new friend Strebor , whats wrong with you ? Are you Simple , Simple ?
Hmmmmmmmmm Strebor knew Burgerville but I know it not Lugie they dont make keys on a comp that big.......or his typing would look like jhjhiyiuium ;lplpopolfkdx sososifjffng like the frigging codes like we have to type in here
okay I have to give a shit, I have never taken a shit, why would anyone want to take a shit anyway ? Farts I'll be back
Okay i'm back glad to get rid of that shit. And I found a way for all you people to save money ! If you buy scotts toliet paper yea yea its a lil more expensive but you get a 1,000 sheets , you only take one piece off and cut a hole in the middle,stick your finger in that hole and wipe your ass then you use the toliet paper to pull the shit off, you get a 1,ooo shits out of one roll......no need to thank me it's why i'm here.
okay I have to get off here My Moms coming home soon and i'm not allowed on this unless my home work is done, but I might sneak back on later. Ya'll come now.....smirks
It's only seven o'clock and i'm fuckin dyin over here...The secret word is (frazzled lookin bird drops down) thonese.
sneaks back in looks around, yo anyone here ? yoooo anyone hereeeeeeee, is that a frigging echo ?
sits here all alone, picking my nose.......christ thought it was a boggie.....but it's snot..... smirks
okay heading back too eastern standard time getting in the time machine.......yawns shit now it's after midnite.......yawns ......good nite chet...... goodnite David.....and Goodnite for NBC News......... I hope this is Plain ans Simple enough for you.........poof i'm outta here !
Not high class just a great place to hang. Was in love with the waitress.........Oh, don't forget the Green Parrot.........now there was class..also you two remember this..Talking and eloquence are not the same......to speak and to speak well, are two things. A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks..........You two speak. Thanks for the fun...........
Hey this is plain back Goodmorning you loons, goons, and bafoons. Hope ya feel as good as ya look because ya sure look good to your gal ............oppps that was Salley Stars I dont wanna get any copyrite infringements, I'm already handicapped with simple
See Simple I told you that Burgerville Lover was high class guy, and He even dined at the "Green Parrot".......but the poor bugger has short time memory loss he repeats himself, But he has class and great long time memory, so what up Burgerville lover ?.........now if he says not much ........not much.....don't make fun of him simple
Simple where the hell are you ? I have alot of shit to do today. Looks around and whispers I have the Hershey squirts if you will, the old green apple runs. So I can't be here all day. I'll be on the Pot........Damn haven't been on the pot in years, ......looks for my field jacket.......I'll be back
I'm from latitude 39* 57' N, longitude 75* 9' W or to put it more plainly & simply the land of The Coffee Shop, Burgerville, The Green Parrot, Lugie and the bridge, under which, Whitey & the boys went for a sip. Stumbled onto this site, unfortunately! Following is a big clue "some things never change". This will be my last comment because unlike Plain & Simple (both of whom I love dearly) I have a life and do not sit at the evil computer all day. Plus I can't handle the time difference. Plain and Simple keep up this entertaining rhetoric but without my dollar or 50 cents. Bye!
Good morning or whatever it is, I have no idea how to tell time anymore. Strebor, you just can't leave. You a left a post, you owe a dollar. Plain, we have to work out a payment plan. These locals are going to be jumpin in and out and using alias's and we have no idea who they are. Come up with somethin will ya. Yo, another thing, I like this Burgerville guy. He called us wise men. He can't possibly know us, and he doesn't give orders like the General, so how we supposed to get our money, when we don't know who he is?? Hey Plain, how many people signed up last nite?? I know you worked through the nite. You got the squirts. You heard of the Asian flu, the Spanish flu, West Nile Virus, they are calling this The Ernie flu, very annoying and won't go away. Hey wait a minute Plain and Strebor, I don't have all day to sit here either, but this is business, not for you Strebor, but for you Plain.. I gotta make a profound statement. The Secret Woid Is (frazzled lookin bird comes down) Artlesse.
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Read an article in today's Philadelphia Inquirer. It was written by one David Hiltbrand, and the main jist was replacing Charlie Sheen in Two and A Half Men. He says it would be easy, that it has happened in a show many times. I don't know David, but I am sure he knows me. I think he misses a big point in his article and in his thoughts. Charlie is irreplaceable in that show because of one reason, he isn't acting. That is really him, and nobody can just jump in there and become Charlie. Could they start a similar show? Sure but they once again would be acting and never have the allure of a Charlie Sheen. The shows he mentioned were really insignificant too me, but I would like to throw another one out there. How the hell could you ever replace Jackie Gleason, on the Jackie Gleason show or as Ralph Kramden, could not be done..The magic woid is (frazzled bird drops down) garnsti. That Fred Garns he has a small speech impediment, when he tees up his ball, he calls it Tiing Up.
payment plain ?????? What the hell do I know about that ! I'm still trying to work my way around this Site. I wasn't sure if I was Plain or Simple there at the begining. You have to work that all out It should be Simple enough.
And it's so nice of Charlie giving advice to Linsey Lohan......who's giving him advice Bobby Brown ? And don't be Simple I can't be here all day I have to tee up myself and hit golf Balls
I gotta go get breakfast or maybe lunch, I am not sure of the time anymore. Plain you gotta do somethin besides, writing those fucked up musings you have. You gotta recruit man. I recruited about 6301 people, they will be coming on shortly. Now as we know this is a partnership formed on freindship and a handshake, so I will give you your 50 cents, but you gotta start workin man.. Oh yeah and before I go. For the last time you made up the names YOU GRABBED PLAIN. So therefore, from this day forward you are PLAIN, I on the other hand am nothing but SIMPLE. Got it??? Now go get some subscribers before the discount runs out..The secret woid is (frazzled bird drops down)sylphest. I ain't touchin that one.. I think Al Capone had it..Or something like it that is an old STD.
Hello Plain and Simple, I have some suggestions to get you your million dollars! First and foremost, make sure your subscribers are charged their dollar! I was not! Like right now I'm making this post for FREE! Second, start making posts instead of just commenting back and forth to each other. You only have one post, so today's post could have been about the Charlie Sheen newspaper article and your followers will "comment" (their thoughts and ideas) under that post. Then you two can comment on their comments. Like I would have written to Simple that I agree, Charlie Sheen is irreplaceable! I also think that maybe Anonymous, Burgerville and Strebor would have come back to make a comment as well! And lastly, you two are freakin' hilarious! But remember, make posts to get your fans to make comments!
And if you ever get the payment thing worked out, I'll take 10% for all of my suggestions!!
Thanks Jaynine, Did you see what jaynine said there Simple ? Makes sence to me. And not much does these days.So get to work and fix that thing. I am working on getting the State Sen. back to work In Wisconson, so I am busy. And Jaynine ya'll come back here.
Jaynine, HELPPPPP!!! I wanted that Charlie segment to be a Post. Hangs my head, but I don't know where to post!! Just says here leave your comment. Secret woid is
(frazzled lookin bird drops down)
Simple the secret woid was on Groucho Marx and it was a duck that came down, not a word.
And JayNine, thank you again for your comments but we can't charge until we have people on here, the more the merrier. And since you were so polite and helpful to us, when i die i am being creamated and you will recive 10 % of my ashes.
The general is on board,I see you took my advice and went on the road.Lmao,Keep up the good work.I also paid 2$ in advance well worth the price,also i am selling chances to recoup my loss.I have a car load full.haha Fact,Plain and Simple who loves ya.Semper Fi.
If Friday is Vodkaday what is Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday,Wednesday, Thursday?????
Yo, Plain somebody named annonymous (again) signed in and said the General is on board. Wonder who that could be? He also claims to have paid 2.00 did you receive a subscription without letting me know?? Where is Jaynine. OK on Groucho it was a duck with a word in his webbeb feet or beak or somethin. Once again we are both right. We are amazing individuals..
Hey another fuckin annonymous. How many people out here have the name annonymous?? To answer your question about the other days, besides Vodkaday. They are mostly work days, unless I can find, some how or somewhere to fuck off..My word is folas. That's what you call fellows on Vodkaday!
Streber my Friend we don't want you to sit at the evil computer all day, and we all have lives, we want you to come and go as you please.We all have things to do, places to go, and people to meet ! But there are some of the peeps that can't get out and are house bound, and if I can put a smile on there face it's worth more than all the dollars in the world. And right now this is free it was set up that way.And i'm sure if it's the dollar that's bugging you or the 0.0027397 cents a day, Well i'm sure simple will give it to you.
Hey simple wheres the Generals 2 bucks ?
How we gonna run a business where you are supposed to Post a Post for the day like Posta Toastie (that's and Italian Cereal), and we don't know how to post. Plain, I didn't take any fuckin money from anybody, let alone some bogus ass General. You know what I think, I think you are annonymous and trying to drive me nuts, so you can have this lucrative site for yourself. Did anybody sign up. I have 7002 applications. I am sorting through them, we don't want any riff raff on here...My word is inopenm. I knew a Liz Penm, had a fling with her once in Omaha, wonder if she snagged me...
Hmmmm,you need ed to be able to posts the post. And this is open to all there is no two dollars, christ how Simple can you be ?
Yes Simple go thru those applications good. I don't want anyone like us in here. I know I wouldn't join and club that would accept me, or you for that matter !
Right you are Plain, I need Ed. If he doesn't help us soon, I am afraid we are going to lose about 34012 applicants. They are already forming outside my shop. They have banners and signs, saying down with Simple.. I keep stickin my head out the window yellin what about Plain. No, down with Simple, down with Simple. Fuck you, go back to Eygpt..I don't know how much more of this I can take. I gotta learn how to Post, my brain is frying, man I got a lot to say. My word is betarc. The only Bee Tarc I knew was this girl I had a fling with in East Porta, Texas figured maybe she snagged me..
Egypt, frigging Egypt Those Rag heads have alot of nerve ! Why don't they stay in the 7/11's where they belong. Poke your head back out there and tell them don't make me come down there.
Yo, do you pay attention at all? I know how to post, I put two more posts on this fuckin web site or whatever it is you got me into. My word is dersh. Like when you are out with a girl and you had to much vodka, and dinner is over and you ask her, whit doe ya wan fir dersh, piddin on pi or jailo?
Well, start a posting Simple, ask things like who's hosting the Oscars. You spent 18 hours doing that ? Well tell me how, I'll bet I learn in less than that. If it's simple so make it plain.
Okay Plain I have to admit to laughing at the "wise" ramblings of you and Simple. Never had anything to do with the $1. or 50 cents. But, I do have a question, do you really think that the peeps that are housebound are tuned into Plain & Simple? If so I would like to call them my secret word "borveri". I'll leave it to you and Simple to come up with what it could mean since you are so good at it. My thoughts are it could be a foreign language verb meaning I am very bored and I am a housebound peep. Edgar Buchannon was a president? I don't think so. How about James Buchanan? Simple, I know you don't give a rat's ass as to who is hosting the Oscars or who James Buchanan was, but, if you know someone who gives a rat's ass it is James Franco & Anne Hathaway, who are hosting the Oscars (I can just see you saying who the f_ _k are they), and JB was our 15th President, right before Mr. Lincoln. Back to important stuff, nobody but nobody can replace Charlie (except maybe Simple). Talk to you soon, bye for now! Keep your wiseness coming!
WOW
Strebor My friend so glad to see you back and you are correct Edgar was an actor on Petticoat Junction with three hot chicks.This is why Simple thinks he was President.
As far as barveri you got me stumped, there was a Theodor Barveri a German Biologist he married Marcella O'Grady so how smart could he be ?
As far as all the housebound peeps no, all covers too much I'd say we will only get like 94% of them......smirks.....ya'll come back now Strebor
Burgerville and Coffee shop Lover Wow says it all. I don't know if there is enough time in the day to answer that, so i'm just going to say HOLY SMOKES and leave it to that .
Hey Strebor, this is Simple, I stands corrected, you are right, it was Chuck Buchannon, and Edgar Garfield, but beings you busted me to all of the thousands of subsribers that Plain signed up, I just want you to know the gig is up. He KNOWS WHO YOU are!!!MUHAAAAA!!!!!! My word is sefenons. Ya gotta sing it:: Se Fe Nons\ Se Fe Nons as they say it in Frannnnce.. Se Fe. Aw you get it.
Hey Strebor that was Jaqueline Kennedy's maiden name Jaqueline Borveri...everybody on Plain and Simple knows that.
Smacks my forehead. omg Simple it Was Jaqueline Bouvier Kennedy, she married that drunk womanizing Jack with the bad back, Unless he was with Marylin, then he fixed his back by being on crack and they ended up in the sack....hmmmmmm i'm going to have to get back to writting poems.
I give up! Simple, how did Plain find out who I am? Did he figure it out or did you tell him? If you told him I'm going to beat the living shit out of you. MUHAAAAAA!
Plain please tell me how you found out. Was it my clue "some things never change"? WOW my secret word is hacked. Hey Simple, do you remember the Hacks? Plain, do you remember them? There were a stack of them. Wonder if they have hacked anyone recently. Signing off for today.
Well Strebor ,I'm not just a pretty face ya know. I was looking at myself in a mirror, and dropped it and saw that Strebor spelled Roberts and "the some things never change " helped And of course I rember the Hacks, I never forget anything I rember.Gives ya a big hug and Muhaaaaa
Plain, I still think Simple had something to do with telling you who I am, but your explanation saves him a severe beating. A big hug back to you. Hey, my secret words keep getting better and better. This one is Matalic. Aren't they a big time hard rock band? Where's Simple today? Haven't received any of his wisdom or wisecracks today. Later!
Wait Strebor if I tell you he told me he gets a Severe beating?.........smirks why of course he told me I'm not that smart......and last I saw Simple he was on blog 7 the 22 day of Feb, check that one out.......omg my woid is seinal......I think I am
That's an easy one Simple. He was a big Mojito fan. Drank them like V with Sprite, Captain Morgan etc. He would enjoy himself at C J and Ecks having Floyd mix them up by the pitcher and listen to all the bullshit about that place they call Plain and Simple Ville. Maybe from the tales of the Outer Banks a sequel to "The Oldman and the Sea". Oldmen and the Sea. Keep them coming Floyd.
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