Sunday, February 20, 2011

Post Number 5

Plain wants to know who is hosting the Oscars? Why he wants to know this, I have no idea.
Simple on the other hand wants to know who the hell is this guy Oscar??
Let me see a show of subscriptions today.. I have been working diligently all weekend.  I typed so fuckin much I don't have any fingerprints!!!!!

16 comments:

plain said...

Well I think Johnnie Carson was the Best, Billy Crystal did a good job as Did Bob Hope.

plain said...

Wake me up when someone comes in to comment.

Anonymous said...

They were the good old days. Now they put to much politics into it

PLAIN said...

Hey anon. hope you don't mind me calling you anon. because anonymous is to long to type....smirks.....I think you forgot about Sachen Littlefeather,Charitoln Heston should of pulled out one of his rifels and shot that bitch ! The only reason he didn't was that Marlon Brando did such a good job at being the godfather he prolly thought Luca Brasi would kill him.......just kidding Anon. Thats what great about this country you can say anything you want......except FIRE

Burt said...

Bob Hope hosted the most I think it was like 18.

plain said...

Oh great now I have a Burt, Ernie and Oscar in here wtf. This isn't Seseme street dude this is serious shit we are talking here, why didn't ya bring Big Bird with ya he was one of my most faveroite actors. Throws up my hands and walks away.......mumbles bet it was Ernie.......the secret woid was hopped

Simple said...

Who is Ernie?? That little orange fuck that is constantly breakin balls on Sesame St. Man, Plain you do attract a lot of characters..The woid is Bealico. Bea Lico, she used to live on Fleming St. in a place called Manayunk..

plain said...

The Yunk was Gods lil Acre, sigh I miss cowcow punching that football at halftime....... The magic is woid is DERBAC.....wtf is derbac ?I know when we walked in Normans they said derbac

plain said...

Simple it was Oscar the grouch that was the Ball Buster, alough I know an Ernie that is a pretty good ball buster too.

Anonymous said...

You two have lost your minds. But keep up the good work. Ilove to laugh.

plain said...

And you lost your name Anonymous, so if you help us find are minds,we will help you find your name.......nananana

Simple said...

I think Anon told me who he was, and I forgot. So now, how am I supposed to collect his dollar. Where is Plain when you need him.. Hittin golf balls or sittin on the toilet. My word is Sallur. That's how I talk after a bottle of vodka....

plain said...

Anon. can remain anonymous for all I care.Sooner or later we will find out who he is. Lil do they know i'm an alchemist and I see things others don't. He will slip up sooner or sooner.......smirks....damn the secrect woid is consu......thats the guy that dove off the black bridge!!!!!!

Simple's Sweetheart said...

Good Morning to both Plain and my man Simple.

Just a note.... I don't think your names do you justice. Plain, your posts are both enlightening and thought provoking. Simple...I also think you are somewhat of a Guru with your posts regarding that immigrant to our part of the country, Angelo Cataldi altho I think that a tar and feather bath was a bit extreme. I am looking forward to meeting both of you someday, but especially Simple!!

plain said...

Sweetheart thank you for your comments,You can find Simple almost anywhere, he is like horse shit after a Parade.

Plain and Simple said...

Hey Plain, who is this sweetheart? She is like a breath of fresh air around this dump...