That would make the date 2/22/11. Two Two Tootsie Goodbye. Just felt like singin, as I just got done shovelin and broomin and saltin, why do we live here..
Anyway if yesterday was Presidents Day, what is today, Vice Presidents Day, and why do they call them Vice Presidents, because if El Presinente' gets caught fuckin off, he can always blame the Vice President and say he has a lot of Vices. I am just speculating here. I don't even want to go near politics and it seems like this Presidents Day thing has led me assunder. I also, need to find that spelling check. Maybe Anon or JayNine or even Strebor or one of the other 22 pirates that raided this site may be able to help me. Yes that is correct Plain, there is a way to check how many people invaded our blog. Yesterday it was 22. They are pirating one of the most famous blogs of all time and we are letting them get away with it. They come in read the comments and scurry off the ship.. What to do. I need direction Plain.. Well have a Great, Great Vice Presidents Day, and I am sure I will be hearing from you..
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Ahh.....Ahh.... just sittin here waiting for one of the 20,331, subscribers to post a comment. Somebody told me they saw Plain shoveling Ridge Ave. again. Somebody please tell him they have snow plows that do that. They said he was shovelin like a madman, (which he is) He started at Cathedral Road and is already down to Shawmont. Hey, you know what they should let him go, he is better than a snow plow. Ho Hum guess I'll just wait for the next 404 comments..Hey I didn't have a word..
I just shoveled off the driveway and sidewalk and did the two cars, I'm tired of this global warming shit.And yes I got down to 33rd and Diamond on Ridge Ave. I met a few friends of your's. None other than Froggy and Buchy Hughes, and Tooty I told them you will go cat fishing with them Friday nite.......my magic woid is inyourendo........isn't that how Buglars get in your house ?
What do you guy's know about Theorems?
Looks over at simple.....not much Burt but I know this you need to go back to school......kidding ya Burt........picks up my finger to make a point and says huh ?.....smirks....... Really check out Euelids Postulates I sucked at Geometry
The shorest distance between two points is a straight line, thats an Axeom Burt..... points straight to the door now get out
Hey Burt, I know what theorams are, but I ain't sayin. I am the obstinate half of this all knowing and cultural site. Besides if your Burt and I'm Ernie (wait a minute I am laughing).........AH!Shouldn't we be on another street..My word is (wait a minute somethin really struck me funny) AHH gorsond, still fuckin laughin..Wee Wee Gorsond I need another Vodka Ha, Ha, Ha, I can't stop laughin. I gotta get outta here. I am losin it man...
Yo Simple where the f were you burt need help and your the university grad? The magic woid is Haser.......Haser a College grad. in here ?
I'm going to get some coffee, don't anybody leave. I'll be back
You guy's kill me.
Lollllllllll good thing your not close burt , your wish might come truethe magic woid is elysilly.........and Simple elysilly
Lollllllllll good thing your not close burt , your wish might come truethe magic woid is elysilly.........and Simple elysilly
wtf is there an echo in here ?
OK, Burt has to fess up, Anon has to fess up they have to get on this site as followers, ok I ain't callin them followers that is what the site thing says. So Burt, Anon, Burgerville, Strebor, JayNine is already on board. Hold it I'm laughin again,....... I am like some kind of loon today..That's it I can't do this right now, I gotta work..PHEW!! I knew this would get nuts. Theorems, Straight Jackets or lines. Pointing, picking, shitting, shoveling, You people don't know what the fuck you are missin. Froggy and Toddy and and and I gotta go man..Aw Man my word is dicit.. Ha Ha Ha!!
Dicit? Dicit? hmmmmmm lets see if I can make a sentence out of that. If you stay on this site long enough you will get a dicit.......smiles and walks away......Simple no sentence from you
Simple
You are going Cat Fishing on Friday night?? What about us?
Love, your Sweetheart
Come on Sweetheart, who are ya, and what are you talkin about Friday night... Plain if this is you, I swear I am pokin your freakin eyes out.. My word is cowul. That what a cow says when the big bull enters. ul..
It's not me have you lost your mind ? It could be burt. I think the Burt and Ernie line got him, you would make a cute couple. And you could take him with you and Froggy and Tutty.
Hey Plain, why do you keep typing your wondrous observations twice? Is it because you thing our 4501 new subscribers might want to hear over and over what you have to say. Me personally once is too much, but that is just me. Anon or that Burt (isn't Burt, BERT)guy, they seemed to have taken to your stellar articulation of the Kings English, but as I said once is more than enough..My word be sofersea. I'm sofersea I might get a vodka to quench it..
That's just it I don't type twice I type it once. But twice I have typed it once and it has came up twice, wtf am I talking about I hope this don't come up twice because I only typed it once.
And in that last post you said you thing(instead of think) are 4501 suscribers. Either your starting to talk like Ricky Recardo, or you have already hit the vodka......And I aint Burt or Bert......you got some splainnnn to do Ricky........what's mose scarey is I understood it.
And make that mose (More) Shit I need spell check
I knew it said thing. I have not perfected spell check. Burt, Bert, Anon, this is all starting to drive me nuts. I have to see how many pirates were on here today. I'll be back later, ape boy has to go to WAWA and get some fruit, nuts and cereal.. my word is zatedig
Shit, I meant to type in German, about my word: Vunder uf mein date zigs me? Sick man..Ha! Mein word is Terassel. Nah. Ter aint an assel.
Ter an assel hmmmmm I belive that was a Dinazor from the Resimleri family. I will check with my pal Cliff Claven he knows all.......
Hey Plain, tryin to hit the rack, but time on Plain and Simple has no meaning. I have no idea what time it is, and you know what I really don't give a flyin fuck!! How would you like to be able to fly and fuck. Can birds do that?? I guess that is why people join the mile high club. I am really losin it man. How about 73 people signed up today. Ed what's the NEW NUMBER Drum rollllllllllll. 9999. WHAT!!!!! 1 more Plain one more.
Well, I really don't know if birds can fly and fuck......but I do know they can fly and shit......and the next time one does shit on me it better not be a Dodo bird cause I will be the reason there are extinct
Plain, I hate to go back, but I did go back and read your comment about a flyin fuck. I asked if birds can do that, and you said you didn't know, but you knew they can fly and shit, and if one of them shits on you it better not be a Dodo, because you would be the reason they would be extinct. THEY ALREADY ARE EXTINCT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!My word is rocess. Rocess are red my dear violets are bluuuueeee,, sugar is sweet my dear, but not as sweet as youuuuuu. Man I can sing...
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