Mornin, Wasn't it just Groundhog Day. Where does time go when you are having fun, or not having fun ?Hey that's a good thought or question for the day. Where does time go? What does that mean? Does time go somewhere or someplace. Kinda just a metaphor for the way days and years slip away. That is really an abstract question, but if any of you travellers through Plain and Simpleville think you know an answer PULEEEEZE yell it out.. I can't wait to hear the proufoundity (I don't know if that is a word), of the answers that this will inspire.
I am sure you have all woken up some morning and the day is already toast and you haven't even brushed your teeth yet. Welcome to Simple's Monday morning.. Three strikes your out at the old ballgame. I'm already out and it is only3:50 A.M. Plain and Simple time. Strike One It is Monday... Strike Two....Dentist Appointment 8:00 A.M. Strike Three Lawyer Appointment 11:30 A.M. Some days the diamond some days the stone. Well for the rest of you travelling at warp speed through our universe, come on in and lay down some fun..Wait till Plain opens them, bloodshot eyes and starts to wonder where time went, I think he forgot the sixties and seventies. Plain ya gotta take over, I am gone most of the day. I am sure I will be entertained when I get back.. Jim keep recruitin we only had 2344 applications yesterday, you gotta do a better job, or I'll sic Jack the Lipper on ya. WAKE UP PLAIN!!!! Talk to you guys when I get back. Monday, Monday so good to me....Yeah right....
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Good Morning to all! Time goes on, time goes by, time marches on! And we roll merrily along. At least I hope we roll merrily along. Simple, rough day ahead for you. Let's hope it rolls as merrily as possible but dentist, lawyer and a Monday, don't know how merrily that will be. There's always tomorrow - Tuesday!
I got back, before I have to leave for the lawyer appointment. Not my favorite people..Yeah, Strebor I don't know about there is always tomorrow. I love your optimism, but one day in everyones life there ain't no tomorrow. On that bleak note, PLAIN WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!! You'll come in Plain and Simpleville all groggy and shit, maken some lame excuse why your late, probably stayed up late last night wathching the Oscars. If I am not mistaken, I think Plain actually called the winners on one of his comments yesterday. That loon sure has an innate (don't know if that's a word, who cares) knowledge of the goings on in Hollyweird...
"Time is on my side" yessssssss it is timeeeeee is on my side......First sung by the Enchanters in 1963 A.D. made a hit By the Rolling Stones....and was sung in the movie "Fallen" in which My Neice stared in, none other Tara Carines, there was another bit actor by the name of Denzil Washington in it too.
And yes Simple you do have a problem with time....We are on Pacfic coast time and you never put "The year of Our Lord A.D. If you would of checked the Post from the 26th you would see it says "In The Year Of Our Lord 2011 A.D. how are people suppose to know if we are in A.D. or B.C. if you dont post it.
Grrrrrr I have been late for everything I am 4 hours behind, because you put us on Pacfic coast time. I may have to change my clocks back.
Good marin to ya Strebor, as I tip my Jeff hat to the Fine Lass and speak in me Broge
"Thought For Today"..... Where ever you go There Ya are".........By Joe Renshaw 1969 A.D.
I can't figure it out. You are getting so many hits and people are talking to Plain trying to figure out BACSL's ID and nobody is siging up or enlisting for a tour in this mind blowing and mind easing adventure of this great American Freedom of Speech. You can say and do anything you want. Using your name or make one up, whatever your pleasure. Take the plunge and enjoy the good the bad and the ugly..........
Hey Jim, good job on that post. Yeah, there are a lot of people checkin out Plain and Simpleville. They will start enlisting. Your post on fb yesterday will probably help.. Timeee is on myyy sideeee yes it is..
And of course I called the winners I told you I am an alchemist I see and hear things others dont, especially the hearing with you and Floyd. What a conversation you guys have there's like 25 huh's in a four word sentence
Top of the marin to ya James and Yes I agree lots comming in but nothing being said by the masses they are shy I guess
Hey guys, sometimes I don't know what I am doing. You believe that? I posted a comment I thougt, and Poof it was gone. Now, I can't remember what it was. Maybe I didn't HEAR it correctly. Not nice PLain to make fun of mine and Floyds physical infimities. Earman where are you, your suppose to hook us up hearin aids. Then again do I really care what most people say. Good call on the oscars Plain. T Morris you are the man. Now pick a winning exacta will ya...
I am on a roll so you have to scroll......breaks in my Egyption dance as I moonwalk backwards......singing Timeeeeeeeeee is on our side......puts the needle in the cracks to get the soul from the wax!!!!........my woid is dilinat....dilanit sound good , I shoula listened to Organ Annie and become a Teenage Idol
Gotta roll, AD AD AD AD AD AD.... There Plain just for you. I didn't HEAR anybody else bitchin...
Only because ya can't.....smirk
And I am boycotting the Oscar's my movie wasn't even brought up.......the name of the movie was "Debbie Does Yunk"....I brought in the best Drector in the world one ....Martin Core Slezzy" and not even a mention ....throws up my hands and shakes my head.
Organ Annie , Plain did you mean Orphan Annie ?
Sorry it took so long to get back to you Anonymous,you see Plain nor Simple can be here 24/7 we are very busy. But this is what we want leave your Questions or your statements and we will answer in do time.
I know Simple has been working with the Obama Adminstration on the middle east for the past two months............oh shit isn't that when the riots start.......never mind back to your Question.
No Anonymous I did not mean Orphan Annie, You see Organ Annie was our choir teacher, and our Organist in our Parrish. We had names like Sister Mary Hose Nose, Sister Jap,Sister Muggsy, Sister Mary Hitler, Sister Mary Attila the Hun oh and are Nurse Cootie Curtis.
I appoligize again for getting back late as I was talking to the pentagon about are boarder security and suggested they send the 21st ward Women down there that protect the frogs crossing the roads around here, you can'y get a frigging beam of light past them, all roads are blocked theres detours chairs it's like fort Knox, they wont even let you go home.
Again keep the Questions comming you will always get a Plain or Simple answer.
My dear, sweet Simpleman,
I hope your dentist appointment and lawyer appointment went well. Don't forget to put little
'ole me in your Last Will and Testament. I hear through the grapevine that you are well off both financially and spiritually! I like that in a man. Someone who has his spiritual and financial house in order!!
Someday I will let you in on my big secret... just who the "secret" sweetie is.
Simple's Secret Sweetie
(my new name)
I'm going to have to give up Simple. I can't let you go through your life with two people pulling your chain. Sweetheart has you in his or her sights and she can do more damage to your brain than I ever could. Plain, you better crack that case first, I'm ready to throw in the flag. It isn't fair to our good friend.
Simple's Sweetheart you better be female. BAC SL. don't give in dude, too much fun. You gotta be lauhgin your balls off if your a male. That is crazy shit on the internet we don't know who is male who is female. What time it is. Whether the years are AC or DC. ORGAN ANNIE!!! Everybody read Plains comment, tell me that man isn't isnane. He is beyond fucking insane. People tell me I'm nuts, I can't hold a candle to kidcandle. himself...
No No BACSL,come in as your real name or make one up. But we can't lose BACSL he was a founding Father here along with Strebor, Jim McCool, Jaynine, JR, Dominic, and Earman.And the Anonymouses..........Losing BACSL would be like losing Thomas Jefferson and John Handcock for the Declaration Of Independence
Plain, read your most recent comment. John Handcock. that is either one of the best mispellings I have ever seen or pornographic..
Lolllll how did that D get in there
It reminds me of when in home Room I had Mr. Hibe and filled out a roster Dick Hurtz......he was yelling who's Dick Hurtz !!! I have to admitt that wasn't an accident, this was just one of my many misspellings
Lots of time on my hands, on time, showtime, no time, time trial, time travel, time warp,down time, summertime, springtime, wintertime! Ever hear anyone say falltime?time out,time sheet , time card,eastern time,central time, mountain time, pacific time,same time,daylight saving time , bed time, nap time, day time, night time,lunch time , dinner time, overtime, undertime,time line, all the time,what time is it? Good time, bad time, time machine, out of time, runnin out of time, so times up for now so a b c u later!
Time for you to sign in and quit usin annonymous. You used it too many times...
I cant wait till I have to wake up at 5 am for dentist appointments and lawyer appointments. Sounds like a blast. My day consisted of going to class and Dunkin' Dounuts. Better live it up huh?
Anonymous you missed Sometime and airtime, shortime, long time, but this time we will let it go, hey there's another one, cu anothertime, hey there's another one
Hey Dom, a comment from the young travellers. Dom, you can wait for those appointments, and yes live it up, and get a great education along the way by tuning in here everyday young fella. We don't even know what time it is, and worse it's like nobody gives a fuck.. Plain hollered at me for usin the f bomb too much. Fucker really made me feel bad..
Dominic where the hell have you been ? I sent out a seven state alarm for you,we thought you were kidnapped. Glad your okay and back, I even paid the ransom.
Simples's Secret Sweetheart - you "heard" that Simple is financially and spiritually well off? Are you deaf too? Anonymous, liked your time lines.
Plain, I loves you man and thanks for the tip of your jeff this AM! Dominic, enjoy your youth and keep us on our toes. BACSL keep us guessing!
I'm finding a Baltimore blog...
Simple I sent you a message that you and Plain should put on your FB Status and your friends will see that is is easy to sign on with no personal info needed, just no shyness. I think even Ray Charles could do it, I hope it works. If not we will have to call the IT Department. Oh don't forget to tell them to click Name/URL to sign their comment.
No, shit that doesn't work either. Let me call my IT department and see how I screwed this up.
This has to be sent as a link on your FB page. kidcandle.blogspot.com. If it is a link people will find it easier to log on. I hope...High light it and copy to attach on FB and it should come up as a link......Then just hit follow and sign in. comment and hit name/URL and post. Plain you are now the new IT department.carry on unless sweetheart wnats the job.
Hey ear, you don't mind if I call you by your nickname do ya earman? Your gonna find a Baltimore Blog, Cuzzin my man, Baltimore is a Blog. You ain't gone nowhere. I know at times you must feel lost with most of us Philly folk, but guess what, your in, you can root for the Phils this year instead of the Oreos.., and don't get pissed you know I wanted and all birds super bowl. Eagles Ravens., that ain't happenen around here on Greids, (Reid) Beetlejuice (Lurie) and Arnold Stang (Joe Banner)..watch, no way. They steenk mon..
Smacks myself in the forehead Jim I can't direct these people how to blog , most of the time i'm in a fog. I'm a puter illiterate This is why Simple is the postest with the mostest.
The younguns jumped in there no problem. McCool calls me up and gives me dirctions. I'm like oh yeah, thanks Jim, appreciate, yep, yep, will do, sure, ok pal, got it, I had no fuckin idea what we were talkin about.!!!!
My friggin tv still has the red light blinking, I need one of my Grand kids to fix all the this.
Plain, it is bad when with all this technology, when you walk into a guys home that is our age, and he is sittin there with three remotes and no picture on the TV. The fan is spinning faster than a chopper blade. The cd player is blarin, and his wife is just shakin not her head her whole body, and he sees you and says, hey been trying to get the Phils on sit down have a beer, with that the TV fires up and tells him he has a problem with his twixel. He throws the changers all over the room and says let's go down the bar and watch the Phillies, and out the door he goes. As you walk out, you turn and see his wife watchin, As The World Turns, the fan is on normal speed, the radio is off, and she has one changer in her hand. Oh yeah, and we must have the same TV, mine has a red light gleaming at me right now... I have to put a coupla these changers down and fix this son of a bitch..
Hey everybody, about that time. Looks up and down Main St. Plain and Simpleville. Only Simpleton I see is my reflection off the computer screen. Jim McCool is workin hard on recruitin. earman he is cryin to go back to Baltimore. Plain is just insane. Mr Hibe yellin Dick Hurtz. Got admit he does make me laugh out loud. LOL.. Dominic jumped in today, neat to see a youngin..Those guys are going to have to take over in 30 or 40 years.. BAC SL. is bustin to give in. Don't do it!!! I wouldn't do it, just go ahead and drive me nuttier than I already am. My sweetheart, the only thing I have in order in my life is that I have no order. I don't even know what it means. Time moved around today baby, Strebor started it off and Anon finished with a flurry. Once again fun TIMES. Hope everyone enjoys it as much as I do. Get a good nights sleep Plain, as I have a feelin tomorrow is going to be Terrible Tuesday. I like BAC SL's comment about takin us away from all the bullshit that is going on in the World. Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends. TAPS
Yeah I hear ya my kids come in hit like 4 clicks and say Dad you need it on hd . I'm screaming leave the friggin thing alone. Cause I know when they leave i'll go to change the channel and poof all this shit comes up that your taping a program and hit this button to continue, this button will stop taping. And now there's this big friggin block with instructions and I cant see the friggin Tv. Im calling the kids houses and screaming I wanna see the game. There telling me I'll fix it tomorrow, then it's BOOM BAN SLAM i'm on my 42nd T.V. in the last 18 months I hate when they put it on HD I can't see the difference anyway..............Turn out the lightsssssssssssssss The Partys overrrrrrrrrrrrr Good nite ya'll love ya..................Goodnite Misses Callibash wherever ya are !
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