I am taking a shot here.. "Today Is The 8th Day Of November In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."

"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off, or we should be off, or maybe somebody threw us off.  I understandably have been on the ledge of a train platform for the past couple of days. Plain may have been there behind me saying, wait a minute that one is stopping, you gotta throw yourself in front of the express, this way you got no shot of surviving..Evidently they didn't have any expresses at that stop as I am now back at the Ville.. That is another trip altogether..Me and The Thrill leave AC sometime Sunday go to his house and I say I gotta get back to the Ville. He says come on I'll take you out there.. somewhere along the way, I musta fallen asleep. I don't know why I probably had about 2 hours in the last two days.. Anyway I wake up and there we are on some back ass looking road and him staring straight ahead mumbling something about if you are going northeast you can't be going southwest..Yo Phil!! Phil!! Phil!!  Yeah, Yeah.. You know where we are.. Yep, we are in your car..NO! I know we are in my car.. Do you know what road we are on? Or did you see a town lately? No.. No, so what are you going to do just drive around on this road until we run out of gas? We can't run out of gas if we fill the tank.. I know that also, but have you seen a gas station lately? No.. OK Phil, listen too me for a second.. You have a nice lump on the side of your head, and you drank last night, do you feel ok? Yeah.. Tell me the last sign you saw?  Taurus.. Taurus!! what do you mean Taurus? I was looking at that paper next too you and they had those zodiac things, and the last one I saw was Taurus..PHIL!! WATCH THAT DEER!!!!!! swerving all over this dirt fucking road... Phew, that was a close one. You see the antlers on him, maybe he was Taurus. No Phil I think Taurus is a Bull.. Hey I saw a bull back down this road about a half hour ago.. You saw a bull? Yeah.. Turn around, there is only one bull in these barrens, I know that place..If you turn around you will be going the other way.. Yeah, I know Phil... PHEW!!  OK, there is the bull, make a left...onto that first road..If you go left. you can't go right.. Correct Phil, please with your fucking observations.. I gotta get back to the Ville. The Breeders Cup didn't work, the express train never came, and I am lost once again in the pine barrens with a lunatic.  I don't see Plain, I don't see Finn, I don't see Strebor.. You think once in awhile they would show up.. Make a right and park the car we can walk from here.. If you park the car you can't drive it.. PHEW!! There it is Phil, The Ville, I might have too change your name to Phil The Thrill From BurgerVille..Nah, can't do that to you.. Hey Simple if you change my name to Phil The Thrill From Burgerville, I can't be Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill...No, No, you can't..PHEW!! Hey guys, hey Simple.. Did you guys miss me?? No, all those picks you gave us lost..So what, now your pissed, that's right Simple. We'll talk too you later.. I really could give a fuck if you talk to me later.. Phil!! Phil!! where you goin, gotta get home and rest up, see you tomorrow.. Tomorrow, I don't even know what day today is. These clocks are all fucked up.. I gotta change my evil ways.. Later. Hope everybody is OK.. Come say Hi when you get some time....