Friday, November 11, 2011

Today is the 11th Day of November in the Year Of Our Lord 2011

Today is Veterans Day, and I  would  like to take  this  Time to say Thankyou for all those  that Served, A time to Honor all those  that  served no  matter  what branch of the Service.

         I  Know Simple is on  remote today  and  only God knows  where he is at  this  point, so  here I  am working doing  his  Job  , just  not as well. There is  Only  one  Simple, he is  one of a Kind. Like  I  stated yesterday  we all went to Cookies Tavern who  has a Birthday party for the Marines  every  year  at 10th and Oregon Ave in South Philly.James R Daddy Wags Wagner owened  the  Bar  for  30 years he  was  a Decorated Marine that served 2  tours in Viet Namhe had  a Purple Heart and  many Decorations, and  loved  the  Marine Corps and  his  Parties  are  one  of the biggest  in the Nation. They close the Streets  in South Philly where  thousands  of  Marines  and  all Other  service Men and  woman  come to celebrate. And  you  can  Meet  some   strange  ducks  down  there Lets  face  it Simple  was  there.We werent  there  5  minutes  and  he  was  argueing  with a Navy  Captian. Simple  was  yelling  at  him   I'll bet you started  "Don't ask Dont  tell" the  guy  said  who  the  fuck  are you  and  he's  yelling I'm Lance Corporal Keebler that  kind  of  stopped  the  guy  in  his  tracks.then  there  was  this  airborne  guy  that  ask  me  do  you  know how High  you  should  be to  make  a  Paracgute  jump? I  told  him well three  days  of  steady  Drinking should  do  it.The  sob  walked  away  from  me .Maybe  it's  four  IDK.It  was  freesing  down  there  yesterday so Myself  and  Monk brought hoodies they  have  everything  down  there Beer  tents  with  beer  shots  of  vodka  beer  and  all  kinds  of  food  and  they  do  have  Beer. did  I  mention  that? I  went  over  too  one of  the  food  tents and  they  had  everything you  name  it  all catered and  home  cooked so  i  got  some  Roast  beef  and   smashed  Potatoes  and  the  girl  said  do  you  want  peas, I  said  no  thankyou  and  I  hear  this  voice  behind  me saying  do   you  know  that  a Pea  can  last over  5000  years, its  the   same  Navy Captian, I  told   him  sometimes  it  seems  that  way, at  my  age.The  sob  walked  away!Then  I  went  back to  where  the  guys  were  and  who  do I  run into  but but Sargent Major Feeney and  his  Daughters so  i'm  hugging  and  kissing  them all  and  this  Guy  says  to  me  you  sure  kiss  alot  of  people. I  said  well  it  got  me  out  of  the  Marine Corps the  bastard  walked  away!But  really  Peeps  we  had  a  great  time  as  always  Good  people  good  friends what  more  can you  ask  for. Simple  where  the  FRIGGGGGGGGGGGGGG are  ya ?

13 comments:

Simple said...

I'm here Plain.. Great toast brother. To All The Veterans Past and Present God Bless You and Thank You..
Great day yesterday Ter, the best was when I was calling Rodney (Daves bulldog was hanging out with us we had him dressed in a Marine Corps Lance Corporal Jacket), every time I yelled for Rodney. HEY LANCE CORPORAL MORRIS, Plain would yell WHAT!! Yeah that bogus ass Navy Captain was gettin on my fuckin last nerve.Would punched him, but I didn't want all those Marines see me get my ass kicked. Yeah right like he had a shot with that fuckin troop. Walkin outta the bar sometime last nite, and Floyd yells see ya tomorrow..Hey, I ain't going back to that town till till maybe later today..LOL..

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Anonymous said...

Hey Plain, I meant Toast I said Post. I told you I can't do shots. What language was Butchie speakin last nite, was that some kind of Polish dialect that died out in the Middle Ages..It is amazing that when he starts singing he don't miss a word. It is the conversing that presents a problem..

Simple said...

You know what that Anon was me, I think I am still fucked up..

Plain said...

Butch after three beers talks in Butchaneese it's an old Tibeten Dialict comes from the greek language ^iavektos it has prounciation synonyms and translation but to understand it you have to have had 4 shots of whiskey and 12 Beers.

And yes Simple Lance Corporal Rodney Morris was the hit of the show. Everyone was saying lets go see L/cpl Morris I thought they meant me sighhhh, then I heard a girl say lets get are picture taken with him. But this other cutie said not right now he is licking his Balls, thats when i knew they were talking about Rodney. hell if I could lick my Balls I wouldn't even of been there!

Simple said...

Rodney is one hell of a bulldog, and Plain is one hell of a sick pup..

Strebor said...

God Bless all our veterans, past, present and future. For those of you who served and came home safe and sound, stay safe and sound; for those of you who came home wounded in one way or another may you heal and may God be with you always; for those of you who didn't come home, my prayers are always with you. Thank you all you brave men and women!

Simple called me in Baltimore last night. I was visiting our beloved Aunt Anna (The Belle of Baltimore). He had absolutely no voice; said he sang the Marine Corps Hymn at least 300 times yesterday; like Floyd I asked if he was coming up to the town today and he said yes he was driving straight into Pam & Frank's driveway to save them a trip. For those of you who don't know who Pam & Frank, they are undertakers. The Belle was laughing so hare she had tears rolling down her cheeks. Simple, simply, is one of a kind.

Strebor said...

11/11/11 - sorry just had to type it once today!

Was away for all the Scumdusky and Joe Pa comments. So here's mine - fuck them both and all the others that kept this quiet. My prayers and thoughts go out to all their victims. Don't get on our bus to hell, Scumdusky, hell doesn't even want you and other scumbags like you.

Simple said...

Damn Strebor, I think I know by now who you are, so therefore I know who your father was, and you are starting to curse like that old truck driver..

Plain and Simple said...

So Plain you met my Uncle Jim Feeny and his daughters. A true Marine, Dutch Helwig on Henry Ave., all the parades marched proud. Magdalena St. Used to get all the golf balls out of his Pacasandra.

Jim Mc said...

That was me, Jim Mc

Anonymous said...

Da,, weed,,hower,mineet,sacond, done. My fuckin eyes are burnin.. I'm either going to hit the rack or drive to a funeral home and park there and save them the trip."Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS

Anonymous said...

Da,, weed,,hower,mineet,sacond, done. My fuckin eyes are burnin.. I'm either going to hit the rack or drive to a funeral home and park there and save them the trip."Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS