"Today Is The 10th Day Of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2012"

It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Serious Moment...Plain, get back on that trike and ride through the Ville givin me the finger..Without you there ain't no Ville... Even when you try to be serious, it is hard to be serious around here. I just told Terry to get on a trike, he can't fit on anymore, and ride through some fictional Ville hangout, where I live with a bunch of critters, and give me the finger..People gotta be like these morons really are fucked up..."OR ARE WE SO FUCKIN SANE WE BLOW YOUR MINDS!!!!!! Little known fact: When Linda Love Lace, her of the enlarged esophagus, started her career in blowing, ok get you minds straight, this is serious shit, it was with her psychologist, yep one Henry Mindenfelder..She was talking to him about her obsession with fellatio...and as she was laying on the couch Henry, who was actually a sex addict, started listening to her wondrous feats in the blowing business.. She told him one time she blew a kite to Austrailia, he said where were you when you accomplished that feat, she said Borneo, taking lessons in sword swallowing..WOW!! that is some blow job..Linda you have been looking for an occupation now for some time..maybe your occupation is in blowing.. Maybe you should call Bob Dylan, he knows a lot about Blowin in the Wind..Linda told Henry things she never told anyone before..She told him of her deep throat, and then started to sing like Louis Armstrong..She also told him of her idea to do a movie on fellatio called Deep Throat, yep that was what she wanted to call it..she couldn't see Henry who at this time was sweating profusely and shaking in his chair, he was chanting do it Linda, do it Linda, and as she described her techniques, Henry started shaking and quiveing and grunting, yep, I think the wondrous doctor was turned on. When Linda heard all of this she looked at the quiveing hulk who was all red and looked ready to explode, yep, and that is exactly what happened, his brain busted out the top of his head, and Linda yelled,,I BLEW HIS FUCKIN MIND...she was the first one to use that phrase, she went on to blow many other things besides minds, and don't ever forget You Heard It Hear First On Plain And Simple..Hey there is the huckster outside, selling his wares here at the Ville, GET YOUR FRESH CUCUMBERS, ZUCCINI, BANANA'S!!!, and today I have a special on lozengers...Be back later, man the wind is blowin hard out here today...