Today is the 17th Day of July In The Year Of Our Lord 2012

Well here I am again doing Simple's job. He's somewhere up around Burlington New Germany up in the sticks. There's more people in the ville than up there.He had to get a Truck somewhere to do a job. Smirks  so Him and Phil the Thrill go trucking thru the back roads because they dont have a Truckers License.Simple is barreling down the Road singing "on the Road again" and Phill the Thrill from Cherry hill is  telling  him to look for the Road signs. Haaaaaaaaaa he never listens so guess what happens  he missed a Low Bridge sign about half a mile  down the Road low and behold he slams into and  under the Bridge and  gets  stuck. He has traffic Backed up for miles and  he's  so pissed off, yelling at Phil The Thrill from Cherry Hill why didn't you tell me?And  Phil is yelling  back I did I said  look for the  signs........well this  State Tropper  pulls  up and  he  has  to walk like a  half mile to get to them. He is  walking  around the truck shaking  his  head  staring  at Simple. And  Simple  if  fumming  at this  point and  the Trooper  says  stuck under the Bridge  huh ?Simple  told  him  nooooooooooooo I  was delivering this  fucking Bridge to Burlington and Ran out of Gas  you Moron!!!!!!!!!!Well Simple needs  Bail money or we  wont  see  him for a few Days. Shrugs and walks off.