Here it is the 14th whew we made it thru the 13th suppose to be an unlucky day.So that makes me ask do any of you have Trisodekophoiba ? Thats the technical name for fear of the 13th nods yep it is.
And do you know Friday the 13th happens 3 times in the year 2012 and they are all 13 weeks apart, this hasn't happend since 1984. And anytime Friday the 13th rolls around it cost billions , People cancel trips , planes , Trains, theres reduced commerce,all because of superstitutions. Pftttttttt I say to that I walked into the bar CJ&ECKS yesterday I was the 13th person to come in and Floyd says we are betting the Ponies today you worried it's the 13th ? I said give me the Paper I look and theres 13 horses in the race so I tell him give me 13 to win 13 to place and 13 to show on the 13 Horse and guess what haaaaaaaaaaa Low and behold it ran 13th.
But really people do belive the number 13 is bad , like they wont name their chrildren with 13 letters it's superstition Jack the Ripper, Charles Manson, and and theres 13 steps leading to the gallows,it's 13 feet the Quillotine falls, there were 13 People at the last supper, Christ and the 12 Disciples and Our Lord was Crucifixtion was on a Friday, in France they use a Quatrorzieme a Professional guest if there is only 13 people attending a Party. And last but not least Apollo 13 in 1970 the 13th mission was aborted after an explosion in the fuel cell. The Rocket left the launching pad at 13:13 CST and the Date was April 13th and ya heard it all here on Sane and Simple. Shrugs and walks off.
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And yes I know I said Sane and Simple. Someone has to be around here.Smirks and does my Egyption Dance off the stage.
I hope you tripped doing that Eygptian Dance, and fell off the stage..
Hey Plain I'll tell ya what, that was some informative material about Friday The 13th., but why did you do it on the 14th? Little superstitious are we?? Me I don't give a shit if it is Friday the 39th .. that is 3 Friday the 13ths in one year..Little known fact..Friday the 13th originate on Friday the 13th in The Year Of Our Lord 1313, it was on that Friday that John The Hairy Talbot, that is right, back in the day, and this is back back in the day, they were all described by various names that alluded to their features..Anyway, Talbot was very hairy and on this particular Friday the 13th he noticed that his incisors were growing at an alarming rate, he also noticed that the moon was full, and he had a craving for some fine wine and woman..Well let me tell you as the day progressed into night Talbot started scratchin like a dog, I mean a wolf with fleas..he could know longer control the itch and headed for the Pub..His incisors were now about 8 inches long and he was drolling from his mouth, the hair was growing at an alarming rate, and his fingernails, I don't even want to go there..Well when he walks into the pub, the hair was so heavy it made him kinda lope..Everybody just stared at his visage in amazement, until one Esmerelda the gypsy, was so turned on by this hirusite lookimg fella, that she started to clap her hands and dance around him, lifting her skirts as she did, and Talbot nearly blinded by the hair, thought he saw something hairy in her skirts and it was attacking her between the legs..He went for it and sunk his incisors in as far as they would go, and she died on the spot..Talbot looked around like he was going to be a hero, but the villagers lit torches and chased him across the country side.. he just kept runnin and howlin at the full moon, and they never caught him.. That was one unlucky, ugly hairy man, not only did he not get laid, which was all the gypsy wanted anyway, he was now detested and hunted down by all the villagers, plus he couldn't get a haircut, and this all happened on Friday the 13 In The Year Of Our Lord 1313..You heard it here first on Plain and Simple. PHEW WHO READS THIS SHIT!!
I rember that story Simple,and it is a lil know fact that Talbot is still alive he changed his name and lives in Manayunk ,wait til ya hear this looks around he goes by the pseudonym Eddie McHale and frequents CJ&ECKS........shrugs and walks off
And no Simple I am not supercalaligistiousexpealodochis or supertitious just careful I hit an exacta yesterday 1 ,3 Paid 73 smackerous smirks ya shoulda been there.
OMG!!!
No shit Plain 72.00.. what did the tri pay..you know I gotta go there, ball buster..
Poor Eddie McHale they are still chasin him around the Yunk with torches..It was rainin out in the Ville, and I saw Blat and Slat out on the dirt road, they were in their thongs..some lady went by in an SUV and blew her horn..they both came runnin over too the bunker, yellin,,HAY SAMPLE VE JEST GOT UST A BLOW JOB!! LIKE DAT LINTA LOVER LACE, HA, DIST IST EASY!! Yeah, fellas just keep dancin in the dark...Later guys, while they dance I WaWa and reading time..Another Saturday Night, and I ain't got nobody, got some money cause I just got paid, how I wish I had someone to talk too I'm in an awful way....Hey come on in and talk at the Ville, lots of visitors today and on Friday the 13th.. to all of you..
Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.
TAPS.
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