"It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off..Hot time, Monday in July, beach, camp grounds, pools, and sweltering...all part of the lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer (according to what singer?) first one that gets the right answer gets an Eskimo Pie...!!!!!!!!!!...Just had a little spat, well a large argument with some dude, and his ending remarks were..what is wrong with you??...that shut me up, for a second, and then my most profound comeback was....A LOT!!! I just heard a click on the other end of the line..so I called back and when he answered I hung up, I wanted to get the last click in...and he wants to know what is wrong with me...lol!! A little fun today, let's do beach anything to do with beach, you know if you got some time, A-Z bring the beach..
A-Atlantic
B-BEACH HAHAAHH!!
C-Clams
D-
E-Eskimo Pie....
F-Fudgie Wudgies, give your tongue a sleigh ride.
G-Girls..what am I 15??
H-Hotties.. what am I 16??
I
J
Alright you know what to do....
13 comments:
Lets see Simple skiped D I , J so i'll do em.
D-36DD's tits is easy ! what am I 14 ?
I- Ibis
J-Jerk off as in look at that Jerk off in the speedo with all the Hair all over him.
Hey Plain, I remember Ibis, she took me home with her in Margate, you were still wandering around yelling where the fuck is the Ben Franklin Bridge.. She said who is that?? I said, some drunk must be lost..slamming down the window and laughing my balls off....then I hear ERN, ERN, HEY ANY OF YOU PEOPLE SEEN ERN??? Like who the hell is Ern..He's my friend, I lost him on the Ben Franklin Bridge..How many times did we go back and forth over that Ben Franklin lookin for Margate..I know I went broke and tolls were only a quarter back then..anyway Ibis did hav 36DD's and damn near killed me....
K-Kites...Flying Contests
L-Life Guards,,,,Female w/D
M-Muscles..LOL...Once upon a time
N-Nude Beach...w/D
O-Ocean....Finally Clean
P-Pucket and Shovel
Simple an Ibis is a stork and yes some of those things you were with did look like a stork!!!!!!!
Q- quiet time
R- Read
s_ surf , build a sand castle.look for seashells
t-go topless
Well let's see here:
d - dunes
i - I want to go in the water, I want a fudgie-wudgie, I want to build a sand-castle, and on and on and on!
j - jellyfish
q - quays
r - rock lobsters
s - sand and shells
t - tans
u - under the boardwalk
v - virgins, well maybe a few
x - marks the spot
y - yellow bikinis (she wore an itsy-bitsy teeny weeny YELLOW polka dot bikini)
z - zzzzzzzzzzzsnorers who will be waking up burnt to a crisp.
Oops we forgot W - Wildwood
YO PLAIN!!! YOU LET ME GO UNDER THE BOARDWALK WITH A STORK WITH BIG TITS..WHAT THE FUCK KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU!! NO WONDER MY LIPS WERE ALL FUCKED UP...I THOUGHT THE BITCH HAD A BIG NOSE!! LET ME LEAVE WITH A STORK....!!!PHEW!!!
OMG!!! I tried my best to clean this up but the Simple and Plain ones are just not going to let me. However, how about the names of actual shore places:
Avalon
Barnegat
Cape Cod
Del Ray (FL)
Egg Harbor
Frenchman's Cove (LA)
Grenada
Huntington Beach (CA)
Islands in the Caribbean
Jersey Shore
Key West
Long Beach Island
Miami
Nantucket (where the lady was from)
Ocean City
Paradise Island
Q
Rhode Island
Sanabel Island (FL)
Treasure Island
U
Virginia Beach
Wildwood
X
Y
Z
Didn't leave you too many letters but there are lots more for the other letters. And, let's try to keep it clean!!!
Hope this weather cools down soon I am spending much too much time at this computer.
Very Good Job Strebor ! But as a Jedi Knight I'll finish the ones you didn't. Lets see or should I say Sea......smirks
Q- Qcean City
U-Ucean City
X-Xcean City
Z-Zean City
smacks my Hands to gether,and mumbles another job well done.
And Simple you should of known it was a Stork. When you went under the Board Walk for the BJ, she told you put it on my Bill.
LOL..LOL........LOL
Gettin a BJ from a stork, is quite an accomplishment for a human. Damn, I think it would be quite an accomplishment for another stork!! As they, whoever they are, say, Time and Tide waits for no man..
Even here at the Ville days come to an end..this is just another day at the beach..
Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.
TAPS
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