It Is Now Post Time
We're Off.. Yo Guys!! Is it finally here?? Is it really VODKADAY!! Is there any Vodka left in the country?? HEY SAMPLE THERE IST A LOTS OF VOODKA RIGHT HERE AT DA VILLT..YOUF HAFF BEEN A GOOT BOY THESE LAST FEW WEEKS, YOU VANT SOME NOW?? Shh,,,Uh-Uh-fuckin rite, gimme that bottle..Got any orange juice? NO!! HA HA!! YOU KNOW VE DRANK IT STRATE IN SLOVAKIA!! Sorry Slat, uhm, give me that tomato juice. DAT IST OLD SAMPLE...Give me the fuckin tomato juice, I don't care if looks like ketchup. I am making myself a bloody mary...VAT YOU GOING TO DO SAMPLE?? PUNCH DAT MARY CHICK IN HER NOSE...No Slat, that is the name of a drink...VAT, DA FOOK, YOU PEOPLE NAME YOUR DRANKS??? Yep we name our drinks and a lot of them have peoples names in them and a lot are named after people...SAMPLE, LET ME WAKE THE OTHER CRATTERS AND VE WILL FINDT OUT DA NEMES....Wait Blat don't wake them, if that parrot is in Sammy's tree, I will have to go and get my shotgun...Sit down and let me tell you a few names...
I already told you about BLOODY MARY.. There is also some good old Tennessee Bourbon goes by the name of JACK DANIELS..and it was a favorite of one of our best all time singers, one Frank Sinatra..In fact Old Blue Eyes drank with JACK DANIELS everyday..EVERYDAY SAMPLE LIKE US CRATTERS..Yep, everyday Slat, in fact he would only drink it out of a seven ounce glass with two ice cubes, until about two in the morning then he would drink it through a shitty diaper..The man was a classic..How about this one Slat, JIM BEAM, and there is also a JOHNNY WALKER RED, and his cousin, JOHNNY WALKER BLACK...those two guys are tough too handle..THEY ARE TOUGH GUYS SAMPLE?? Yes they are my naive friend..How about when your favorite bartender hooks you up with TOM COLLINS?? Wow! does he ever sting...VAT IST HE SAMPLE A BEE??No Slat he is a drink, try and remember what we are talking about..I know it is difficult for you mental midgets...AHAHAHH!! I AIN'T NO MADGET SAMPLE!! Phew, never mind, you already know the shit I gotta put up with around here...Come on in sit rite down baby let your mind roll on..Here on VODKADAY, during The Dog Days, and storms a-comin, bring in the names and brands of your favorite drinks...this should be easy...Plain knows more drinks than Luden's got cough drops, ain't heard that one in awhile...I think I'll have another, but I have to have a new name for this drink..Ketchup and Vodka anybody think of a good name. It is kinda thick and kinda goes down like in a gulp..Wonder how it would taste with mustard...Hey Slat!!!!!
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Ahhhhhh Simple I see you rember I was a Mixologist at the Holiday Inn back in the 70's and 80's.lets see if I can rember the names of Drinks with Names. Whew those were when I had my two Blackouts, the 70's and 80's hmmmmmm lets see
Brandy Alexander
Jack Rose
Tom and Jerry
Zombie
Carboue Lou
Black Russian
Gibson
Godmother
Bloodhound
pink Lady
Shirley Temple
Harvey Wallbanger
Lorraine
Incredible Hulk
Brass Monkey
Salty Dog
Jack and Coke
Joker
Whiskey Mac
Well there's the one's I drank on a Friday Nite.Damn there just the ones with names of names there has to be like 500 more. ..........shrugs and walks away
Harvey Wallbanger was good Plain. If I remember correctly it had that yellow liquor in it..forget the name right now..yes you were quite a mixologist. You mixed me something one night and I still can't remember what it was..In fact I didn't remember the next month,,,
Just talked to PAIN, I mean Plain, right away he starts telling me to stay away from Jameson, Jack and Daniel, and Johnny and Harvey, the man is incorrigable..
Oh yeah Simple I forgot to give your new drink of Ketchup and Vodka, hmmmmmmmm how about Ketcheinzvodka, this way it will be hard to spill. You can actually turn your drink over and it will slowly come out antipitionnnnnnnnn and you can even put it on your Hotdog, fries and cheeseburger.
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