It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off. Time, Dogs, Dog Days, Baseball, the Ville is certainly a diverse place, kinda place you wanna sit down and have a cool beverage or two. The kinda place where reality can drift away (most of the time) a place for young and old alike to talk, listen and laugh..Terry (Plain) and myself Ernie (Simple), had a lot of encouragement to do this blog..Kinda started with my Dad always laughing at us, and telling us to take the show on the road..Me and Terry ran for years together (still running against the wind) and I must admit, myself and my friends, if we are anything, it is fun..and believe me we are a lot more than just fun...The General "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL" also played a large part in this love fest..He used to read our material on facebook, usually desecrating other peoples walls..and said we should take the show on the road...Thinking more deeply about it, maybe my Dad and The General meant to get the fuck out of town..My Man, Easy Ed or Dweirdo as I call him, actually put it all together for us, and I think he gets a good laugh out of his accomplishment..Plain had no idea what a blog was (no matter what he says), he may have commented on political shit, or other of his innate musings before the Ville, but nothing like this...He was real hard to convince to do this blog...We were at ECKS, one Friday talkin horses and I said, hey Ter, you wanna do a blog with me?? He said, yo I like that 6 horse,,maybe a 6-7 exacta...Yeah, sure Ern whatever you want to do...Well we have to call it something., You know what Ern? What you got a name Ter?? Yeah, the 9 horse looks good too...No, Ter I mean for the blog...Oh that, uhmmm you like the 6 horse? Let me see the paper, yeah he looks good...OK, I throw him out and do a 7-9 exacta...Exacta comes in 7-9...he says thanks Ern....man is incorrigible..Terry, the blog, man, do you want to do a blog?? I said yeah, look at this 3 horse..Ter, what would you want to call it..Uhmmm Slammin Home...Not the horse Ter...the fucking blog...OH!!, how about Dumb and Dumber...OK, let me call Eddie...Hey T, ..What, What??? Look at this 4 horse E, I could play a 3-4 exacta...T, What What?? Dumb and Dumber is already taken, Plain and Simple we have too come up with something else...I don't like that horse! Terry what horse?? That 7 horse Plain and Simple...You shittin me is there a horse in this race named Plain and Simple??? Hahhahha hell no,,, chit call 911 I'm dyin over here..., . that is the name for the blog ,,,,,, and I am PLAIN,, , because you sure as fuck are SIMPLE...PHEW the shit I gotta put up with around here...!!!! Gotta love the Ville...
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I'm back and it 'pears no one missed me. Sorry I missed all the good stuff about the cowboys and horses and stuff. Loved the cowboys; just said to my aunt "why don't we have any more cowboys on TV, just cops and lawyers. I could use some of those old western stories. My bro says he should have been a cowboy; must run in the family. Someone once asked me if I could choose a time where I would have liked to live I replied the Old West. Spent a few days in Ocen City, MD. Had the pleasure of visiting Assateague Island where the wild horses roam the beaches. Awesome! Sitting on the beach while 9 of them frolicked in the surf about 100 yards away from us. Loved every minute. Dogs, my son, has two who think they are human. Black Lab (Harley) who is so lovable and an Akita (Elle Mae) who also is so lovable. Her mother rejected her at birth and my son and his family fostered her. They set alarms and took turns feeding her and she grew into a beautiful animal. She has had leg troubles and has gone thru two operations. She can walk okay but when he takes her out for her daily walk and run she has to use a wheelchair. I love these two dogs so much; they are definitely a part of the family. Also loved Sabrina, who my bro told you about. Our Chipper, well I guess I did love him but by God did he ever torture me. He chewed all my original Elvis records plus assorted clothing, shoes, etc. But, you couldn't help but love him. Oh yeah, my Mom got new carpets and the day they were laid Chipper proceeded to shit on them.
Mom wasn't too fond of him that day. Love you guys!
AHHHHHH!! A Baltimore run at 6P.M. Me and E Jr. the guys from Baltimore call us Ernford and Son..Everybody is a fuckin comedian.. Long day, longer nite, where would I be without my woman..HAY SAMPLE, YOUF PLAYIN THE GUITAR?? No please don't come over here..Ah man, here they come...WHERET YOUF BEEN SAMPLE, VE HARD BALDIMORE.. Yeah guys had to make a truck run down to Old Crabcake Corner..VAT IST THIS CREBCACK YOUF TALK OF SAMPLE?? Listen guys..YES SAMPLE.. No I meant like I just had a long day and was going, ahh fuck it, let's go have a nightcap...Blat get that hat off of your fuckin head..
Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.
TAPS
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