It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...Well April finally ended, I can't believe that McTime and Plain, had nothing to say about me fuckin up the month two days in a row..Never again shall I ever fuck up (yeah right)..
OK, today is the day....LET LITE, LET ,LITE , LET........LEALL, RIGHT LEALL, RIGHT, LEAL..What the fuck!!!....GET OFF THE FUCKINK BUS!!!!,, GET OFF THE FUCKIN BUS!!!!!!...GET DOWN, GET DOWN!!!!!!!....GIVE ME TEN YOU FUCKIN MAGGOT, TEN PUSH UPS SWEETY, TEN MORE!!!!!, GET YOUR FUCKIN ASSES OF THAT BUS...!!!Where the fuck am I??? What is this a bad dream?? GET OFF THE FUCKIN BUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..ASSHOLES TO BELLY BUTTONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!, FALL THE FUCK IN YOU FUCKIN MAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....Whooaaa!!! PARRIS ISLAND, FIRST DAY IN "THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORP." I was one slick Simpleton, when I was 18.. I figured out along with my sign up mates...Bobby Hanson, Dave Kilkenny (R.I.P.), Willie Rafter, and Hank Kowalchic (Floyd, Plain, Monk, and Pat came into my Corps a little later, they had to call me, Lance Corporal Keebler, uhmm then they all out ranked me except MY MAIN MAN PLAIN LOL!!!) we decided to go to Parris Island in August, so we would fisnish boot camp, for Christmas leave...Good idea, as the sun is scorching fucking hot, and the sand fleas are hatching..I can still smell that fuckin place..Real quick, get into our Marine utilities, the green working uniform, it is brand new, hat over my ears, boots not tied right, and I got some Marine Drill Instructer, who looks like he was chiseled instead of born, holding me off the ground by one hand and saying.."WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY MARINE CORPS YOU SKINNY FUCKIN MAGGOT!!!!uhmmmm...Me being the Simpleton that I am, say, uhmmmmm the General ( I ASKED MYSELF WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL NOW!!!! BACK AT BURGERVILLE HITTIN ON ALL MY GIRLS!!!LOL!!!), made me join, but if you don't want me here I'll get out of your Marine Corps right now..Can you imagine, I thought he was serious, and I could go home..he threw me against the fuckin wall and yelled GIVE ME FIFTY...!!!! Sir they took all my money at Yamassee.,,This Marine must have thought what the fuck do I have here..he ain't never gettin out of Parris Island..I thought about him years later, and I know him and his buds had a big laugh on me that night at the old watering hole...Sgt. Harris, God Bless You, you were one of the greatest men I ever met...R.I.P. he died in Viet Nam....Forty Eight years ago today.....LET LITE,LET LITE,LET,LITE , LEFT RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT....Come on in the Ville and do some marchin today...HOOORAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Glad you got the date right today!
Wow, 48 years ago, I can't believe it. Keep on marchin' Bro (to your own drummer)!
Yeah that drummer I march too is def. different...and he is all mine..Now for the 64 million dollar question...WHERE THE FUCK IS PLAIN,,I GOTTA WORK MY BALLS OFF EVERY FUCKIN DAY, THEN TAKE CARE OF THE VILLE, AND A MESS OF OTHER CHORES..HE HAS NOTHING, NOTHING TO DO,,FUCKIN GUY IS INGORRIGABLE (HE STILL DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS)..HE SHOULD MOVE IN HERE WITH ME AND TAKE CARE OF THIS PLACE, NOOOOOOO!! NOT THE ALMIGHTY WHACKER THAT HE IS..AND THEM OTHER TOADS HE HANGS WITH...I ain't allowed in the Toads because, well because, You know what?? I don't know why I ain't allowed in the Toads..Nobody, Nobody, is a bigger Toad than me..I ain't joinin Plain, so quit asking, tell Floyd I said, I ain't joinin..YO PLAIN!! YOU OUT HERE SOMEWHERE...!!! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE AND DO SOME WORK!!!FUCKIN INCORRIGABLE!! (DID I TELL YOU HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS..SMIRKS AND WALKS AWAY..)
Maybe he still thinks it is April.......Who knows.......
eft ight eft ight eft steppa to your eft ight eft. Right step left step double to the rear march!!!! March ? what the Hell am I talking about it's April.
And as far as those Drill instructers I met one of mine in Father Devines eating breakfest one morning out in West Philly. The one that gave me the name Slick ass Mother F. and Sir Morris the Royal asshole from England, but I already told ya those stories, sooooooooo anywho I see him in Line and walked up to him and said Sgt Trul . Do you rember me ? He said no son you have the wrong guy. I said I would know you anywhere Rember Sir Morris and slick ass Mother F. from Manayunk ? He said again Son I'm sorry you have the wrong guy. I said well Sgt. I just wanted to say Thank Youand smiled and walked away. As I was walking away he said You Welcome Son Thank You.
That's awesome Plain..Listen to FinMc e=mc2, like I haven't studied Einstein's theory of relativity.. I studied it on Parris Island..For every action there is an opposite and equal reaction...This is how it applied to me..For every move I made, I got my ass kicked...LOL!! Tonite before I blow TAPS..a little diddy that me and my Brother Marines still sing every now and then..
You can have your ARMY khaki, you can have your NAVY Blue, but here is another fighting man< I'll introduce to you..His uniform is different the finest ever seen, the Germans called him Devil Dog his real name is Marine..
He is trained on Parris Island the land that God forgot, the sand is fourteen inches deep the sun is scorching hot, he has peeled a million onions and twice as many spuds, you'll find him in the bar room soakin up the suds.
He is a rifle expert he knows his weapon well, he's encountered many enemies and damned them all to hell, he has conquered all enemies in many foreign land, he does not know what fear is for he's a fightin man.
Now gather around all ladies, I have a tale for you go find yourself a young Marine there's nothing he can't do, and when he goes to Heaven St.Peter he will tell another Marine reporting Sir,
I've served my time in Hell...
To all the Marines that graduated The Island with me, to all my brother Marines in Manayunk Town, and to all of our Veteran's and Active duty personnel..
"This Old Marine wishes you well, and please. "Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friend.:"
TAPS..I will never forget that first night when TAPS was played. For some reason it gave me the chills and still does..
As does Reveille...............LOL
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