It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off.
Just got off the phone with a friend of mine who has bronchitis, got me thinkin, that sometimes is a bad thing. Do any of us realize how many itis's there are out here to get us..Oh, and sooner or later they will get us...I could do A-Z on Itis's, but I will just mess with it a little bit and anyone coming to visit or comment can add too it..Arthritis, is one of the worst itis's, this son-of-bitch can cripple a human, this sucker sneaks on up when you get older, some people that have it are really in pain with this shit..Now I don't mean too make lite of any of the itis's, but hey we gotta try and laugh at most things..This Bronchitis, is another of these sons of bitches that fucks you up, it gets alll up in your lungs and chest area and when you go to bed you kinda feel a little achy and tired, but wait till you try and get up, it feels like the Titanic is sittin on your chest. Most of us have had a bout or two with this itis...Conjunctivitis, or the old pink eye...Pink Eye, is a contagious itis, and can even be caught from one of your eyes to the other..if you are not careful you can be walkin around with one pink eye the rest of your life...Well let me see, I took the drops and it is gone from my left eye, but I scratched my right eye, damn got it in my right eye..Let's see took the drops it is gone from my right eye, but shit I scratched my left eye, gotta get more drops and a patch this time....Dickilitis, this only happens too guys, because they have dicks...,this is a phenomenon not known too all guys, just ones that have a gut so large that when they try to check out their dick they can't see it, a lot of them blame it on Pink Eye or the patch, but in reality it is the guts fault..another name for Dickilitis, is Gutitis...
Ernitis, yep, named after the first Ernie...This is an itis that anyone that ever has come in contact with an Ernie has..It can cause shivers and shakes of the head around an Ernie at anytime..Something about the name can make you start to tremble and ask is there an Ernie around? It causes some people to actually hide, or leave a place immediately...this itis can be taken care of by not hanging around any Ernie's...I have it all the time, I am constantly walking around shaking my head and shivering, I am always wondering why I walk into a crowded place and within minutes it is empth..I know I have it.... OK IT'S ITIS DAY, OR ANYTHING DAY, we are in the stretch for the month of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2012..ENJOY YOUR DAY!!!
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Struts into the Ville strut strut strut. itis simple i had poison itis once caught baack the rocks scratchin like a dog with fleas. gotta go practice my golf swing.This tendinitis it killin me.
Huh? Huh? - description of Ernitis and Floyditis.
Okay Okay whats going on around here ? Someone is using a pseudonym and my Name Plain!!!!! I haven't been on for 5 Days and see my name saying things.And there not funny.Mt comps had Simples Virus.So whoever it is I will hunt you down Plain & Simple.
And your right about this Itis Simple. Theres a Johnsonitis in the Nfl. Theres so many Johnsons it's unbleviable Theres Chad Johnson, Rudi , Jimmy , Keyshawn,Andre Larry ,Jattett, Matt, Rob Eric, Bryant yeah some of them are retired now but what I want to know is who had the Biggest Johnson ?And what Johnson was the fastest ?Eveb the Eagles had a Johnson or two. Were are Johnsons better than all the other Johnsons in the league ? I mean there are fat Johnsons and lil Johnsons all over. But who had the best Johnson ? That is the question.I wish we had a Good Johnson Simple. Could you see the fun we would have if we had some big Johnsons?Well I'm all Johnsonitis out for now. But i'm going to look around to see if there are a few Johnsons availabe, since we lost are Johnson a lil while back......struts out of the Ville.......strut......strut.....strut
Plain, once again you never cease to amaze everyone..What do you mean somebody is using your name? I think you use your Johnson a little too much...
Did you ever meet John Johnson?
I met him once and that was enough.He told me I could call him.
John Johnson, or Johnny Johnson, or Jack Johnson or Jackie Johnson,
you can call me, Mr. Johnson, or Mr. Johnny Johnson, or Mr. Jack Johnson, or Mister Jackie Johnson, or you can call me J. Johnson, or Mr. J. Johnson, or you can just call me Johnson..!!!!
What the heck you talking about Simple? I don't have a Johnson, he died a couple years ago. or was that just tounge and cheek ?Our Johnson is gone. It's why are defence sucked last year. I can tell you this tho without a Johnson we are in trouble.We need a Johnson!!!!!
How and why did you people get on Johnson?? I'll bet you everyone knows one..
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