"Today Is The 28th Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."

It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off..  Trying to do a post everyday requires either a lot of time or a lot of life experiences, and a lot of thought, (yeah right on that last one) Good Lord only knows what would happen if I really had time to think..Me and Plain would either be in Hollywood or San Quentin...Yesterday is dead and gone, man they are a movin, face it kids August is shot, hey, hey, hey, I don't want to hear those little rebellious voices.. Little Simple is the Simpleton he is today, because he hated this time of year..Oh man, trade in the PF Flyers, later converse for the copy books and catechisms.. Those were not good days for me..I may have gotten some form of so called formal education, but at what cost...CHILD ABUSE, IF THERE WAS A DYFUS BACK THEN EVERY NUN I HAD WOULD HAVE BEEN A CONVICTED FELON.!!! Oh well, I am not bitter,,sisters shoulda kept their hands off me though.. I am not bitter, just really pissed I didn't have a chance to fight back..I remeber one, I won't mention any names because I remember her well, but she tightened my tie around my neck, and I was passin out, and I was thinking go ahead and just smash her right in her tight bonnet...,ramifications were too dire..Now, kinda wish I had done it..OK OK enough of your sorry ass life in catholic schools, it is over and done.., and you and cohorts like you are the end result..One thing I will say, I did not, send my children to catholic schools, and am happy about that..
Onward Christian Soldiers, ok one more thing, how much time did we put in chuch?? PHEW!! imagine if half that time was spent playin..
I ain't sayin nothin about the Phils, well except, glad they put a whoopin on Washington, of course nobody could put a whoopin on Washington like Obuma...Obuma my man, you tried and you failed, get  on the go away bus with DRUM ROLL EASY....................................................
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OBUMA,
OPRAH Hmm, vaguely familiar names.
CRUISE please take MADONNA with you, I hate callin that bitch madonna
HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN
ROGER CLEMENS
ANDY AND MIKE
TOM AND WHEELS
SNOOKIE HER KID AND HER IMPREGNATOR
THE WHOLE CAST OF JERSEY JERK OFFS
THE PARROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL THE ITIS'S EXCEPT LARYNGITIS THEN I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TALK (Probably make half the population on the internet happy.)
Hey E!!!    Yo Phil!!! Road Time!!!  I don't know what time it is Phil.... I didn't say that E, I said Road Time....OH, road time, we're ready to roll......No, I don't like that expression, look at the Slavs, they are rolling around in the mud...The truck rolls not us...OK, OK, lets hit the road...NO!! I don't like that expression, look at the Slavs they are punching the muddy road....YEOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!