It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...YO!! I salute you, My Main Man Plain, you did a wonderful job on that Post yesterday..Must really have been very trying for you too work on a Post with your busy schedule of trying to figure out how too do nothing..Your on my last nerve again Plain. Somehow, you have a wonderful knack for doing that...Thinkin about comin up the Yunk for VODKADAY, but right now I am in sleep deprivation mode..Eyes bugging outta my head ala Marty Feldman..go ahead laugh it up I am used to it...Yesterday, I had Phil The Thrills, beautiful young daughter Ashley who happens to be a good friend of mine tell me, she didn't know I was a religious fanatic..I said, Ashley whatever do you mean?? She says well on your blog everyday it says In The Year Of Our Lord...OH!! UHMM! Read a few of them Ash, and UHMM!! make sure I censor them, UHMMM, nothing too much to do with Religion unless I am downing it..LOl!!
LAST VODKADAY OF AUGUST, Where did the summer go?? I can hear the sheople now...Hurry up Linda, get Jimmy and Catey (Where the fuck is Catey), in their car seats, we have to get on the road before all these other assholes and get down the shore too dip our toes in the Ocean one last time..I am hurrying Harry, this kid won't put his bathing suit on, he keeps yelling it has sand in it, and it makes his balls itchy...Linda, watch your mouth, he didn't say balls...The fuck he didn't...Linda, please, please try and stop using your vulgar language around our children....OK, you two kids stay right here, she shuts the door, hey Harry how's this fuck you?? Linda, you are asking for a fight and I refuse to get into one with you, it is Labor Day Weekend, and we must get too the shore...Let me jump in here for one moment, oh this is Simple, Hey asshole the temperature of the Ocean off of Atlantic City was 78' last November...Please all you morons that think summer ends because of this stupid fucking holiday, go dip your toes and put your winter coats on before you leave the beach..Oh Yeah, and don't forget to pay 4.00 a gallon for gas..These dirty scum bags that are ruining our country once again can't wait to rape...Get the sheople for 4.00 a gallon before winter..HAHA!! WOW!! us oil moguls have really bent them over this weekend...
Harry the kids are in their car seats, what the fuck are you doing?? I have to shit Linda, you know the old colitis thing kicking in...Well turn the air conditioner on asshole we will die in this over sized SUV..Are you fucking kiddin, gas is 4.00 a gallon....FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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No comments, nothing to say for yourself Plain..?? I am here.
WOW, August 31st, cannot believe how fast summer flew by. Of course, as Simple said summer weather will be around for a bit longer as Fall will not officially be here until September 21st or so. Enjoy this holiday weekend and have a great VODKAday all you crazy-assed citizens. Welcome back Catey!
Struts into the Ville..........strut ....strut .....strut Wow Catey where you been ? Simple missed you, I haven't, I never miss anything.I cant rember the last time I forgot something.And I dont rember being absent minded.Who are you Catey? My wife told me I have short time memory loss , or something like that.So I told my Doctor about it she made me pay in advance.But Ive been thinking about it and I know a cow thats forgetful would that give Milk of Amnesia haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a friggin knee slapper whooooooo whoooooo
No Catey Ive been watching the Republican convention andI came to realize Politicians are like Diapers they should be changed often they stink and are always full of Shit haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa call 911 i'm killing myself................struts out of the Ville doing a guy giggle.......................strut ...strut......strut
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