"Today Is The 7th Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."

It Is Now Post Time (FINALLY)
We're Off. Sorta liked these morning musings here at the Ville..While everybody was hectic and running around getting ready for their daily chores, the Ville was spewing out the most profound musings on the Internet..Of course most people realize that all good things must end, not me, I always feel the good time will last forever, that is why I am a Simpleton.  I shoulda been a cowboy..
Cowboys ain't easy to love and their harder to hold. They would rather give you a song than diamonds and Gold...Cowboys like smokey old pool rooms and clear mountain mornings little warm puppies and girls of the nite..Those that don't know him won't like him and them that do sometimes won't know how to take him...He ain't wrong he is just different and he won't change to make you think he is right..Yeah, I shoulda been a cowboy...Drift off for a moment to those days of yesteryear. The days of The Lone Ranger And Tonto..What happened to the Cowboys...Where did Cheyenne go, did he finally settle down..Did Palladin finally kill his last man?  How about Wyatt Earp he tried to clean up that old wild west country, he tried to make law and order prevail.., the last I heard he was singin with Hoot Gibson in The Grande Olde Opry..Then there was always Josh Randall, the toughest bounty hunter in the West,, with that old sawed off shotgun, he brought a lot of bad guys to justice, he was said to have married Annie Oakley and they gave birth too Lash Larue Randall.....Maverick he rang his bell once too often and little known fact he was the first gambler to suggest Texas Hold-Em...Let's not forget Hop-A-Long-Cassidy and his famous horse Topper,,. my first toy, I still have it..  The King of The Cowboys himself Roy Rogers, and his wife Dale Evans, last I heard Roy and Trigger were making roast beef sandwiches on the New Jersey Turnpike.I also heard SugarFoot got his ass kicked by Black Bart for stickin his foot in Bart's coffee and stirring it..Bronco Lane had a Street named after him in Waco Texas, and The Rifleman settled down there..Pancho and Cisco headed back to Mexico and opened the first Taco Bell..Bat Masterson, he of the cane and derby hat, was caught with an ace of spades in said Derby, no one has heard of him since, thus the death card.Wild Bill and Jingles had a vicious fight after Jingles Jangled during a card game and the bad guys shot Wild Bill where the sun don't shine...They said his last hand was Aces and Eights..Zorro, not really a cowboy, but a swordsman of fame and fury across the Mexican Plains..Last but not least, We all know what happened to Davy Crockett and Georgie Russell at the Alamo...Yeah, I shoulda been a cowboy...wonder what would have happened to me...
Bring them there Cowboy stories, not the football team Plain...let's ride back to those days of yesteryear....HI YO SILVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!