We're Off...Just to clear up a little matter from yesterdays Cowboy Post. Little Beaver, was Red Ryders Indian Companion once again played by Robert Blake, and Guy Madison played Wild Bill Hickock..and no Plain, I did not look any of them up on google..I shoulda been a cowboy..
HEY SAMPLE!! Yes Blat..THERE IST HORSE SHAT ALL OVERT DA VILLE, FROM YOUR COWBOY FRIENDS...Look Blat I do enough around here, you and the rest of those critters can clean up horse shit, it is good luck. GOOD LUCK!! HEY CRATTERS SAMPLE SAID, THAT PICKIN UP HORSE SHAT IS GOOD LUCK!!ARK HE IS A FUCKING LIAR, HE IS A FUCKING LIAR!!! Hey Greeny stay right there, I will be right back....ARK!! GETTING OUTTA HERE, GETTING OUTTA HERE, HE HAD THAT CRAZY LOOK IN HIS EYES.!!!HE HAD THAT CRAZY LOOK IN HIS EYES!!!...Hey Blat, where did that parrot go?? TOOK OFT INTO THE PANE BURRENS SAMPLE..ARKED THAT YOU LOOK NUTS...He's right, I not only look nuts, I am nuts..
Onward we move..Cowboys are fun..The Old Wild West was a crazy place..I shoulda been a Cowboy..Kinda neat somebody fucks with ya, and you say, let's go outside, baby it had a whole different connotation back then..If you weren't quick on the draw, or even if you were, and couldn't shoot straight you were one dead dude..Little known fact.. The Wild West, was where the phrase, Hey Dude first originated, yep it was after the civil war, and a lot of Confederate Soldiers having lost their homes and now out of the army, had nowhere to go, so a lot of them drifted out into Kansas and Oklahoma and Nebraska, a lot of them worked as cowboys, and others took up gun slingin and robbin and a stealin..ala Jesse James and the James gang...the Hole in the Wall Gang, Quantrill's Raiders, and of course Doc Holliday and other gamblers, and ramblers like him...Yeah, I shoulda been a Cowboy...Others looking for fortune, fun, and, adventure also headed West..Some of them were business men and some were card sharks and thieves...The ones that dressed up in their bowler hats and tied ties, and spiffy vests, pants and boots were first called dukes, they were likened to the Dukes in Europe...The Ex Confederate Soldiers and other Southerners had a hard time saying DUKE and it came out something like DUUUDE..thus the term Dude was incorporated into the Western Culture,and language...See if you citizens or visitors can help me out with some of our Western heritage today..I know there were a lot of ladies of the night in the boom towns, Wichita, Dodge City and Tombstone, and Deadwood. I was always intrigued by these ladies (still am intrigued by ladies), and how they fared with these pistol wearing desperados..Yeah, I shoulda been a Cowboy....In the immortal words of John Doc Holliday.. "I'm Your Huckleberry"
Toby Keith - Should've Been A Cowboy
Song is should've been a cowboy by toby keith. if you ask me it's one of his best songs but that could just be me so please enjoy. if the timings ...
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I just love Country sonds Simple , but alot dont. I rember this Cowboy and Biker were to be excuted on the same Day and the Warden ask you boys have any last request ? The Cowboy said "Ah shore do Warden Ah'd be mighty please is youu'd Play achy Breaky hart fur me.The Warden said why surrr Cowbot wha'd bout you there Biker he said yeah Dude would you kill me first !!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa. Then there was this cowboy with flies buzzing all around his horse and this Dude ask do you ever shoe them....and the cowboy said naw there feet are too small we let em go Bare foot.Smirks and walks away
And Songs too
I think I would be a little remiss right now, if I didn't mention.
Gene Autry-Gene Autry
Matt Dillon-James Arness, Chester, The Doc and Miss Kitty at The Long Branch Saloon..
Let me also say this has been a Bonanza for visitors.
You know like
Adam
Hoss
and Little Joe.
Oh yeah, and big Daddy Cartwright..
I guess everybody likes Cowboys..I shoulda been a cowboy.. Me, Willy, Whalen, and Kris..
WOW When you have the time you are dangerous.LOL Nice job.......
Bruce Willis...Yippee Ki Yae Mother Fucker....That is the extent of my Country Western.........But I do like Cowboys as long as they are not from Dallas.........
Nice work you two...........
Hey McYippee!! yep it is all about time..Isn't everything about time..HMMMM..now maybe there is a subject to be analyzed tommorrow..Critter Check, they are in the middle of the dirt road, Blat is riding on Slats back yelling Yippeee Kai Yay Mother Fucker...Mere, just rode the goat into the pines and Sammy is riding one cute little red headed squirrel..Simple is done riding the range in the cold..Time for this old Desperado to hang up his pistols and hit the rack. Hope everybody enjoyed the ride back in time, to some of my favorite characters when I was growing up.. They all have moved on, and I never grew up..
Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.
TAPS..
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